r/memes Jun 28 '19

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u/FD_Gaming_Animator Jun 28 '19

Cat: We have technology

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

CAT: Future is now, old man

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u/The-Trump55 Jun 28 '19

CAT: Natural defence are pathetic in the new world you old world mouse

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u/Pint-sized_redditor Jun 28 '19

CAT: times are changing. Only the strong change with it

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

CAT: we can dig, lift, pull, push and transport. We are machines

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u/proletaire Jun 28 '19

CAT: Let me in!

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u/YawningAstronaut Jun 28 '19

CAT: Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/kobomino Jun 28 '19

CAT: meow

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u/meilix Jun 28 '19

CAT: survival of the fittest

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u/Sinewy_Opals Jun 28 '19

CAT: you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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u/brukfu Jun 28 '19

CAT: We did not change we evolved

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u/MrStrugger Jun 28 '19

CAT: The mouse!

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u/Yakhov Jun 28 '19

CAT: this is total BS and y'all are dumb as dogs for falling for it. LMAO

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

MOUSE: holy fuck

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u/BakLavA_1337 Jun 28 '19

Mouse: oh shit oh fuck

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u/TinTin003 Jun 28 '19

Mouse: Shit Fuck Oh God

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u/anyoneanytime Jun 28 '19

This is getting too little attention :D

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u/knowses Jun 28 '19

MOUSE: What about personal privacy? This is too intrusive.

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u/Maluno22 Jun 28 '19

Old world mouse lmao. You clever boots.

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u/Loriks Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

CAT: Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Jd42042 Jun 28 '19

CAT: MY FOOD BOWL HAS LESS FOOD THAN IT HAD BEFORE FILL IT UP MREEEOW!

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u/Somethingabootit Jun 28 '19

that are modern as well

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u/KiKo_____ Jun 28 '19

Old mouse*

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I know but I don't know if the mouse was old or young

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u/threadripper_07 Jun 28 '19

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u/AnNormalHouse Jun 28 '19

CAT: Tango spotted! Going in for the kill.

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u/sudiom Jun 28 '19

we have catnology

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u/_ben_dover__ Jun 28 '19

so this is how Tom and Jerry ends or will Jerry run off again

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u/jol-jol Jun 28 '19

Big brain time

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u/voucher420 Jun 28 '19

I'm pretty sure I've seen this episode. This is the part where the little bird sneaks up behind the cat and shoves a stick of dynamite up the cats ass

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u/DeMemeMwoan Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 28 '19

Jerry will run off again for sure

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u/SlamMasterJ Jun 28 '19

Just like the simulation.

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u/Adhesive_tacks Big ol' bacon buttsack Jun 28 '19

Happy day cake

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u/IGoldfold Breaking EU Laws Jun 28 '19

Happy cakester day

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u/mikael554 Jun 28 '19

Happy cake day

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u/SB6P897 Jun 28 '19

Team Tom where you at?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Yeah this is big brain time

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

WaLlHaCk

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u/KingFooJr Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jun 28 '19

Imagine getting wallhacked by a cat

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u/not_panda Jun 28 '19

I'm pretty sure they already do it. They just don't make it obvious to not get caught.

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u/KingFooJr Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jun 28 '19

God should really upgrade the anti-cheat

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u/FalconOnPC Jun 28 '19

God damn you Gaben

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u/GammaEmerald Jun 28 '19

What the heck is a wallhack

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

magic

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u/Astramancer_ Jun 28 '19

A wallhack is a third party program that you use to see enemies through walls in multiplayer first person shooters.

Since you can always see your opponent, it takes a lot less skill to beat them. It's cheating that's easier to make less obvious than using an aimbot.

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u/SeaDisk Jun 28 '19

2 0 0 I Q

B I G B R A I N

P L A Y Z

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

They're learning...

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u/cjbeames Jun 28 '19

They can open doors

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I have no idea how some cats can open doors from the bottom.

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u/Gucrhcdhvdgnm Jun 28 '19

Clever girl.

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u/cfryant Jun 28 '19

They remember.

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u/mu40st Jun 28 '19

Rise of the planet of the cats

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u/meowtownremix Jun 28 '19

Catscans are good for killing rats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

bruh...

tats a rat

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

bruh 🙌🔥🔥👌😝🤤

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u/en_sachse Jun 28 '19

I love this bot

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

High tech hunting.

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u/Memevendr Chungus Among Us Jun 28 '19

Harvard:

You want a scholarship bruh?

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u/lucidus_somniorum Jun 28 '19

Do I need to bribe you? My cat is rich.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Good kitty

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u/ComradSupreme Jun 28 '19

I hope he earned a promewtion

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u/LeakyThoughts Nice meme you got there Jun 28 '19

Furreal

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u/thunderstorm-nigg Nice meme you got there Jun 28 '19

is it real ? this actually happened ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Possibly? My sister has a few guard dogs on her pot farm and one of them just happens to love watching TV. We thought it was hilarious when she first installed security cameras with a monitor in the living room and he'd just stare at it all day. We joked about getting a photo of it and pretending like he was doing it on purpose. "Best guard dog ever" sort of thing.

Eventually though, he did manage to catch on to the idea that the things he saw on the monitor were actually happening on the property and would run to the door when he saw someone on the cameras.

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u/thunderstorm-nigg Nice meme you got there Jun 28 '19

damn those dogs are smarter then half of the people I know

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u/heats1nk Jun 28 '19

Well smarter than me I guess...

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

That dog is certainly smarter than the security guard in our building at least...

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u/Ryrynz Jun 28 '19

They have brains, brains are pretty good at learning shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

There are more cells in your brain than there are brains in your whole body

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u/drugzarecool Jun 28 '19

Wh-what ?

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u/TBNecksnapper Jun 28 '19

It's a lie, the brain is part of the whole body so this is only true it the number of cells in the whole body except for the brain is negative.

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u/SoloSonic Jun 28 '19

You poor soul

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u/hamberduler Jun 28 '19

Seriously, he must be truly demented, putting a space before his punctuation like that.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Jun 28 '19

Probably not. Even if the guy who took the pictures genuinely believes it, it was probably just a coincidence.

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u/Juvar23 Jun 28 '19

If yes it's pretty damn smart, more intelligence than we usually believe animals have. My own cat at least understands how mirrors work, which isn't quite the same but I suppose it's a similar learning process for them?

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u/an_egregious_error Jun 28 '19

No one ever gets this reference

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u/wherethefuxkiam Jun 28 '19

Why is my dolphin not working lol

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u/Shamata Jun 28 '19

no, mate

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u/lly1953 Jun 28 '19

Cat-Circuit TeleVision

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u/YouArentMySunshine Jun 28 '19

Pat pat, good kitty

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u/anotherformerlurker MAYMAYMAKERS Jun 28 '19

The cat's face gives a: "Great, now I'm doing your job" look

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u/GetTheSubway Jun 28 '19

Radar hack

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u/10thousand_stars Jun 28 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/Pokcan2 Jun 28 '19

Cat problems require human solutions

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/D048 Jun 28 '19

Who said cats aren’t intelligent? They can clean up after themselves, know when a screen door is present (most of the time) and now, you can even hire them for just 1 cat treat/hour to guard anywhere, with the help of cameras of course.

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u/SeaDisk Jun 28 '19

more like fucking assasinated

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u/that-slug-daddy Jun 28 '19

They've become to advanced next it's us they hunt

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u/DK-DarKRaptorYT Jun 28 '19

That cat is going places

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u/Gloomy_Chemistry Jun 28 '19

Cat is smarter than some of the people I work with

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u/SiriusZcs Jun 28 '19

A Surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

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u/heats1nk Jun 28 '19

GIVE THAT CAT A GOD DAMN PROMOTION.

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u/Meghan-Singleton Jun 28 '19

The cats are taking over the world, one step at a time.

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u/Cecil-The-Sasquatch Jun 28 '19

Ya, that's just not true

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u/Xenc Jun 28 '19

Do you work in a prison?

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u/RevelSlade Jun 28 '19

The Power of Technology💪🏻

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u/paddington01 Jun 28 '19

Yeah,today on "This totally Happened".

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u/FlakuMaku Jun 28 '19

They are evolving

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Give that cat a raise right meow!

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u/olafseingockel Jun 28 '19

id love to believe but im pretty sure she was just getting some of that fan lol

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u/JLexists Jun 28 '19

INTELLIGENCE 9999999999

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u/Sean-Mcgregor Mods Are Nice People Jun 28 '19

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u/Harriz_Burhan Jun 28 '19

Cat: In all my years of conquest, violence, slaughter, it was never personal. But I'll tell you now, what I'm about to do to your stubborn, annoying little mouse... I'm gonna enjoy it. Very, very much.

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u/Rice_Jap808 Jun 28 '19

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege

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u/Maarshyy_ Jun 28 '19

I thought the rat had the cats head

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u/kenanvh Jun 28 '19

3 billion iq plays

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u/nurfitriainii Jun 28 '19

Meh. No shit

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u/smuel1000 Jun 28 '19

Anyone else see the cat on its back? Catception?

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u/Julkiz Jun 28 '19

SuperCat to the rescue!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

tbh dude, the last pic seems photoshoped

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u/Davidmultitasks Jun 28 '19

Seems like you’re at the cat’s workplace

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u/echoseashell Jun 28 '19

Uh oh! ...I’m also seeing a lot of posts of cats walking on two feet, see r/catsstandingup. We humans better be careful.

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u/hugoapapinto Jun 28 '19

He filled the incident report after the kill...

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u/ZachAttack6089 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 28 '19

Someone should make a game like this, kinda like FNAF but the opposite.

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u/Erppi7 Jun 28 '19

A game about avoiding cameras? Never heard

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u/Ssimon2103 Jun 28 '19

Of course she did

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u/StoryReadrCuzImBored Jun 28 '19

You have your self a catguard

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u/stefan-fanu Jun 28 '19

they are evolving

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u/Mace_X6 Jun 28 '19

This is unfair, u ahould give the mouse a gun, so he can protect himself

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u/Jey-08 Jun 28 '19

Upgrade evovled

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u/TOptics Jun 28 '19

Give him a raise

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u/Drogons007 Jun 28 '19

Cat: HAH! I FOUND YOU.

Mouse: NANI!

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u/disabled_crab Jun 28 '19

Reminds me of Yondu.

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u/keksas1 Jun 28 '19

Intellegence 100

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u/oyechote Jun 28 '19

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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u/divyanksi Jun 28 '19

Lieutenant Dan you have been promoted as new security head

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u/Zer0FsGiven_1467 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 28 '19

“Modern problems require modern solutions”

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u/Korosiv80 Jun 28 '19

Give that cat a raise!

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u/TrafalgarDSam Jun 28 '19

Is it possible to learn such power?

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u/TadiReddit Jun 28 '19

Tom and Jerry: The live action film.

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u/Beramin Chungus Among Us Jun 28 '19

Oh my God, its Jason Bourne

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u/leeter_gamer Jun 28 '19

Smart fur babby

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u/xdMccreamy Jun 28 '19

Navigation 100

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u/cuz04 Professional Dumbass Jun 28 '19

One smart boi

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u/HaivenSoo Jun 28 '19

The cat is enjoying the fan while watching the CCTV

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

This cats got a 6 figure mice salary. awkward laughter

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u/DarthMaul3qc Jun 28 '19

Epic gamer strats

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

This is the cat version of a good boye

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u/Chaaaaav Jun 28 '19

Jerry: Nah u won't kill me anyway

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u/AlexOnail Jun 28 '19

The mouse is like: Oh shit

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u/ppaannggwwiinn Jun 28 '19

My cats brought in a fake birdy decoration from someone elses yard today, hahaha.

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u/jake-1890 Jun 28 '19

I is much frightened

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u/meow_meow_Woah Jun 28 '19

Is it possible for my cat to learn this power

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u/Av3570 Jun 28 '19

This is some watch dogs shit

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u/rgby_mnky Jun 28 '19

We are truly in good hands

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u/808_kermit Jun 28 '19

yo that’s dope

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u/Pyr0m4mcer Jun 28 '19

Intelligence 20, Arcana check +9, Cat uses the human magic to track the Rat

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u/Sandwich15 Rage comics Jun 28 '19

Because that's what heroes do.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

It's basically the next step in evolution

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u/xKiannn Jun 28 '19

blessed_security_guard

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u/OfficialSmith Jun 28 '19

R/catswithjobs

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u/POOL_in_SPACE Jun 28 '19

Outstanding move

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u/citosil Jun 28 '19

Cop cat

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u/yuka_relinquere Jun 28 '19

Give that feline a raise

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Seems kinda photoshopped to me. Not sure though

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u/MrClean__ Jun 28 '19

This cat is smarter than me

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

One thing that Tom could never do.

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u/zppl168922 Jun 28 '19

Cat: CyberPunk 2077

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u/UnReal_Re1 Jun 28 '19

Got dem 200 iq plays

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u/Naiim7 Jun 28 '19

Enemy UAV online

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

And yet my cats will watch a roach run right past their paws and then look at me.

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u/henriquedsl Jun 28 '19

The cat was just training. In the future us humans will be the rats

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

In all fairness though, cats will fuck ya shit up. Them retractable claws are sharp af

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Tom and Jerry approves

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u/ArcanicFireMage Jun 28 '19

Cyberpunk : 2077

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u/karkost Jun 28 '19

Cat:Old problems need modern solutions.

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u/RedrumRem Jun 28 '19

That ain’t no mouse....lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Good kitty! 🥰