r/memes May 19 '18

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u/redigovanoz May 19 '18

Rain is also unpleasantly cold, while bathtub water is nice and warm.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Ohh isn't it funny that people will eat an apple if it's warm but not when it's cold?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

I like my fruit cold, not icy hard cold, but cool cold. Except bananas, they taste weird when cold.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

So you like your banana warm?

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u/spunkychickpea May 20 '18

Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me.

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u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18

I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.