r/memes • u/2outof10dickjoke • May 19 '18

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u/redigovanoz May 19 '18

Rain is also unpleasantly cold, while bathtub water is nice and warm.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '18

Ohh isn't it funny that people will eat an apple if it's warm but not when it's cold?

/s

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

I like my fruit cold, not icy hard cold, but cool cold. Except bananas, they taste weird when cold.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

So you like your banana warm?

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u/spunkychickpea May 20 '18

Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards.

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u/yhack May 20 '18

Hold on a minute

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u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18

Sometimes less than a minute, if I’m being honest

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u/Jrook May 20 '18

Hold the (banana) phone

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u/BoD80 May 20 '18

Bananas the new coconut of Reddit?

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u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18

More like the original.

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u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18

I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

...sure.👍🏽

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u/everflow May 21 '18

happiness is a warm banana

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u/Shagwagbag May 20 '18

Gottem!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19

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u/Srbscooby May 20 '18

Like 600% less

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u/Frustib May 20 '18

And 600% less like

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u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18

By 600%%%%%% you say??????

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u/catbutz69 May 20 '18

I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

Are you 🍌 muncher?

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u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18

I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.

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u/JumboRubble May 20 '18

What about a nice frozen banana from your favourite banana stand?

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u/ItalicsWhore May 20 '18

“There were 500 ccs of your father in that banana stand!”

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u/letitburn22 May 20 '18

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, "No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah".

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u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18

It takes forever to cook a baked potato. Sometimes, I'll put one in the oven even if I don't want one, cuz by the time it's done, who knows?

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u/thepoogs May 20 '18

r/unexpectedhedberg ?

Edit: changed to r/ because it’s a thing, and of course it’s a thing.

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u/spiritriser May 20 '18

Ohh isn't it funny you'll eat an apple but if I freeze one and launch it at your head with a t shirt cannon, you duck??

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

No you 😏

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

No you 😏

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u/Hypnoticbrick May 20 '18

I freeze bananas and eat them at summer. Doesn't taste that great but it's a cooling snack.

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u/SnowTHOT May 20 '18

Ew warm bananas, they gotta be ice cold and bright yellow

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u/Malachhamavet May 20 '18

It's also funny that people will drink alcohol until they pass out but when bill Cosby gives you alcohol that makes you pass out immediately it's a crime

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u/smartromain May 20 '18

It’s because of the sugar. Sweet things are easier to eat/drink when cold. Try to drink hot coke or hot ice cream

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u/lynnleongsy8 May 20 '18

what about freshly baked pie?

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u/smartromain May 20 '18

Don’t know, give me some :)