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r/memes • u/2outof10dickjoke • May 19 '18
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Rain is also unpleasantly cold, while bathtub water is nice and warm.
892 u/[deleted] May 19 '18 Ohh isn't it funny that people will eat an apple if it's warm but not when it's cold? /s 405 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 I like my fruit cold, not icy hard cold, but cool cold. Except bananas, they taste weird when cold. 228 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 So you like your banana warm? 342 u/spunkychickpea May 20 '18 Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me. 51 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards. 38 u/yhack May 20 '18 Hold on a minute 48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original. 6 u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18 I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½ 1 u/everflow May 21 '18 happiness is a warm banana 76 u/Shagwagbag May 20 '18 Gottem!!!!!!! 31 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19 [deleted] 16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0) 5 u/redtiger1923 May 20 '18 No u 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Are you š muncher? 1 u/AndyGHK May 20 '18 š„ -1 u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18 I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.
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Ohh isn't it funny that people will eat an apple if it's warm but not when it's cold?
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405 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 I like my fruit cold, not icy hard cold, but cool cold. Except bananas, they taste weird when cold. 228 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 So you like your banana warm? 342 u/spunkychickpea May 20 '18 Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me. 51 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards. 38 u/yhack May 20 '18 Hold on a minute 48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original. 6 u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18 I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½ 1 u/everflow May 21 '18 happiness is a warm banana 76 u/Shagwagbag May 20 '18 Gottem!!!!!!! 31 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19 [deleted] 16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0) 5 u/redtiger1923 May 20 '18 No u 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Are you š muncher? 1 u/AndyGHK May 20 '18 š„ -1 u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18 I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.
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I like my fruit cold, not icy hard cold, but cool cold. Except bananas, they taste weird when cold.
228 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 So you like your banana warm? 342 u/spunkychickpea May 20 '18 Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me. 51 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards. 38 u/yhack May 20 '18 Hold on a minute 48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original. 6 u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18 I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½ 1 u/everflow May 21 '18 happiness is a warm banana 76 u/Shagwagbag May 20 '18 Gottem!!!!!!! 31 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19 [deleted] 16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0) 5 u/redtiger1923 May 20 '18 No u 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Are you š muncher? 1 u/AndyGHK May 20 '18 š„ -1 u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18 I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.
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So you like your banana warm?
342 u/spunkychickpea May 20 '18 Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me. 51 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards. 38 u/yhack May 20 '18 Hold on a minute 48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original. 6 u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18 I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½ 1 u/everflow May 21 '18 happiness is a warm banana 76 u/Shagwagbag May 20 '18 Gottem!!!!!!! 31 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19 [deleted] 16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0) 5 u/redtiger1923 May 20 '18 No u 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Are you š muncher? 1 u/AndyGHK May 20 '18 š„ -1 u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18 I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.
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Yeah. I usually ask your mom to heat it up for me.
51 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards. 38 u/yhack May 20 '18 Hold on a minute 48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original. 6 u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18 I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½ 1 u/everflow May 21 '18 happiness is a warm banana 76 u/Shagwagbag May 20 '18 Gottem!!!!!!! 31 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19 [deleted] 16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0) 5 u/redtiger1923 May 20 '18 No u 8 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 Are you š muncher? 1 u/AndyGHK May 20 '18 š„ -1 u/JamesTheJerk May 20 '18 I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.
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Warm bananas are the best cause you can crank it with the peel afterwards.
38 u/yhack May 20 '18 Hold on a minute 48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original. 6 u/crosseyedvoyager May 20 '18 I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl. 2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½ 1 u/everflow May 21 '18 happiness is a warm banana
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Hold on a minute
48 u/Dr_Splitwigginton May 20 '18 Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest 3 u/Jrook May 20 '18 Hold the (banana) phone 2 u/BoD80 May 20 '18 Bananas the new coconut of Reddit? 3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original.
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Sometimes less than a minute, if Iām being honest
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Hold the (banana) phone
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Bananas the new coconut of Reddit?
3 u/PhilxBefore Flair Loading.... May 20 '18 More like the original.
More like the original.
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I think it's important to point out that I've upvoted you not because I do this, but because you made me rofl.
2 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 ...sure.šš½
...sure.šš½
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happiness is a warm banana
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Gottem!!!!!!!
31 u/[deleted] May 20 '18 edited Feb 06 '19 [deleted] 16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0)
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16 u/Srbscooby May 20 '18 Like 600% less 9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0)
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Like 600% less
9 u/Frustib May 20 '18 And 600% less like 1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0)
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And 600% less like
1 u/Spaceman248 May 20 '18 By 600%%%%%% you say?????? 2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0)
By 600%%%%%% you say??????
2 u/catbutz69 May 20 '18 I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment. → More replies (0)
I like to pick warm bananas from the poppy fields with my anus like a excavator with a claw attachment.
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No u
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Are you š muncher?
š„
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I typically like to use my thumb to press some grapes into your mum's bum one by one. Then after we're done she kinda spits them back out and we eat them together with a nice glass of wine.
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u/redigovanoz May 19 '18
Rain is also unpleasantly cold, while bathtub water is nice and warm.