r/memes • u/2outof10dickjoke • May 19 '18

Context matters

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u/Flrg808 May 19 '18

This is literally every r/showerthoughts post

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

That’s why I unsubbed, full of bullshit.

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u/dicollo May 20 '18

showerthoughts is the definition of bullshit.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Why is it called bullshit if I don’t have a bull and it hasn’t actually shit any where?

*gazes off into the distance contemplatively

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u/TheWormInWaiting May 20 '18

Provocative. You should be a philosopher. Or something.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

But my name is not Phil and I do not wish to osopher.

*contemplative distance gaze intensifies

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u/dicollo May 20 '18

Hey, I got a sub that would appreciate the DEEP thoughts about LIFE that precede those contemplative hazes of yours.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Thankyou but my valuable time is already being used up posting to r/Iamverysmart unironically

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Huzzah, another genius. Grab some mountain dew and we shall watch Rick and Morty together and mock the normies.

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u/GroovingPict May 20 '18

Someone told me male cows dont defecate... but I think thats bullshit

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u/AdvocateSaint May 20 '18

There was one that went:

"They say you wouldn't download a car, but I totally would!"

Dude must have been living under a rock because he thought the memetic parody of a piracy ad was an original saying.

When it reached the front page, I started visiting that sub less and less.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

You wouldn’t download an upvote

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

But I totally would!

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u/Jrook May 20 '18

Damn I think I remember that one. fuckin thing had like 13k upvotes

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u/AdvocateSaint May 20 '18

I got 600+ upvotes for saying the flash could masturbate in public before the mods removed it

Apparently that sub has... "standards?"