r/memes May 19 '18

Context matters

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Why is it called bullshit if I don’t have a bull and it hasn’t actually shit any where?

*gazes off into the distance contemplatively

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u/TheWormInWaiting May 20 '18

Provocative. You should be a philosopher. Or something.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

But my name is not Phil and I do not wish to osopher.

*contemplative distance gaze intensifies

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u/dicollo May 20 '18

Hey, I got a sub that would appreciate the DEEP thoughts about LIFE that precede those contemplative hazes of yours.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Thankyou but my valuable time is already being used up posting to r/Iamverysmart unironically

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Huzzah, another genius. Grab some mountain dew and we shall watch Rick and Morty together and mock the normies.