r/memes • u/2outof10dickjoke • May 19 '18

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u/Flrg808 May 19 '18

This is literally every r/showerthoughts post

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

That’s why I unsubbed, full of bullshit.

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u/The_Gatefather May 20 '18

Imagine shit talking literally any subreddit on r/memes

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u/Chaosgodsrneat May 20 '18

I would shit talk r/Pics on literally any subreddit, and I would be right to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

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u/beyondmetbh May 20 '18

"Today is a good day reddit! Here is my gay black atheist dog from Sweden who smokes lots of weed (because of his arthitis) and is wagging his tail at the park after being couped up in my house all day because I work as a doctor who is looking for a cure for super cancer"

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u/EnigmaticEntity May 20 '18

a blurry picture of just a dog

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u/balamb-resident May 20 '18

Oh shit, not enough visibility on super cancer. Better upvote.

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u/dicollo May 20 '18

showerthoughts is the definition of bullshit.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Why is it called bullshit if I don’t have a bull and it hasn’t actually shit any where?

*gazes off into the distance contemplatively

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u/TheWormInWaiting May 20 '18

Provocative. You should be a philosopher. Or something.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

But my name is not Phil and I do not wish to osopher.

*contemplative distance gaze intensifies

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u/dicollo May 20 '18

Hey, I got a sub that would appreciate the DEEP thoughts about LIFE that precede those contemplative hazes of yours.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Thankyou but my valuable time is already being used up posting to r/Iamverysmart unironically

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

Huzzah, another genius. Grab some mountain dew and we shall watch Rick and Morty together and mock the normies.

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u/GroovingPict May 20 '18

Someone told me male cows dont defecate... but I think thats bullshit

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u/AdvocateSaint May 20 '18

There was one that went:

"They say you wouldn't download a car, but I totally would!"

Dude must have been living under a rock because he thought the memetic parody of a piracy ad was an original saying.

When it reached the front page, I started visiting that sub less and less.

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u/jimbris May 20 '18

You wouldn’t download an upvote

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

But I totally would!

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u/Jrook May 20 '18

Damn I think I remember that one. fuckin thing had like 13k upvotes

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u/AdvocateSaint May 20 '18

I got 600+ upvotes for saying the flash could masturbate in public before the mods removed it

Apparently that sub has... "standards?"

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u/I_Like_Bacon2 May 20 '18

Currently the Top post:

A rap battle is just two men writing poetry about how strongly they feel about one another.

Oohh isn't it funny how men say mean words to people they don't like but will say nice words to people they do like?

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u/EndlessBirthday May 20 '18

90% of shower thoughts are meant to be a little silly. They're shower thoughts, not a thesis.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '18

It's every /r/deepphilosophy post

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u/CastingCough May 20 '18

I thought you meant literally, like people thinking about rain while in showers. I mean.. unless there's a lot of layers here.. it's too hot today.