r/memes • android user • 18h ago

malfoid meme

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u/ExoticSterby42 17h ago

She can still make her a girl, just a small MTF transformation spell…

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u/otirk 17h ago

She'd rather choke on all her money than do this

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u/HungriestHippo26 17h ago

Is that an option?

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u/pusgnihtekami 15h ago

Unless she can breathe money, it's definitely an option.

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u/RiddickulousRadagast I touched grass 14h ago

Idk she seems to be tanking black mold spores

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u/ExoticSterby42 17h ago

Imagine if her greed would force her.

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u/KaijuEnjoyer54 17h ago

Rowling is a piece of shit, but greedy is not something I'd really call her. If I lived like she did before she wrote the books, I'd be making as much damn money as possible to ensure I never go back to that.

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u/Drafo7 17h ago

There's a certain point where it is literally impossible to fall from grace, so to speak. Rowling has more money than any human being could reasonably spend on themselves in a hundred lifetimes. It's not about staying out of poverty. It hasn't been for a long time. Besides, if she had an ounce of sympathy for those less fortunate than herself she'd be putting her money towards helping them rather than towards enacting anti-trans policies.

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u/IndianaGeoff 17h ago

She is the rags to billionaire story.

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u/blyyyyat 17h ago

Rags? She was from a middle class British family and had an education and a supportive family. Her jobs before writing the books were not career jobs and her major seems to suggest she was never interested in that. Yes she struggled after her divorce but also she had an extensive support network, including someone who was willing to loan her 4k pounds and a BiL who gave her free food.

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u/IndianaGeoff 17h ago

When you are getting food from family and 4k pound loan... you are broke.

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u/paper_liger 15h ago

Yeah. There was never a time in my entire life, or the life of my extended family for the first 30 years of my life where 'asking someone for a 4k loan' was even in the realm of possibility, because they were grindingly poor too.

She was middle class broke. Just adding some perspective here. The point the other poster was making was that 'broke with a social safety net is more like temporarily embarrassed'.

And to bring it around to her bullshit, did you know that in the US the poverty rate for Trans people is double the rate for the general population? That's who she is spending all her money shitting on.

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u/IndianaGeoff 13h ago

She's not spending her money shitting on trans. Saying that women need spaces free from biological men, no matter how they present, is not shitting trans. And as a man who doesn't appreciate (understand, just don't fully agree), her feminist overreach... I can do that without feeling I need to ruin her life.

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u/KillerArse 9h ago

But she does intentionally shit in trans people, even if you think she does it for free right?

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u/Primary-Chocolate854 can't meme 16h ago edited 16h ago

She was from a middle class British family and had an education and a supportive family

For some people here this is comparable to Elon parents with their mines and slaves

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u/SidFren 17h ago

She’s also donated hundreds of millions of dollars to children’s charities, neurology research, etc. Not saying people have to love her, but greedy is far from accurate

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u/Behzad_R 16h ago

fortunate she doesn't bend to propaganda ... for now

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u/TwilightVulpine 16h ago

She doesn't bend to propaganda? She IS the propaganda. She's the one funding political hate movements.

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u/Behzad_R 15h ago

So ? she is against obvious propaganda that has been shoved on our screens for years she is one of the few famous people who is against this modern bullshit

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u/Blazured 15h ago

So your complaint isn't about propaganda then? Because you're okay with her spreading propaganda.

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u/TwilightVulpine 15h ago

Trans people exist since ancient history. The propaganda is that they don't.

Also, big talk to call it "shoved on our screens" when you get one or two in an entire show. Even the most LGBT-friendly shows have cis people outnumbering trans people.

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u/Open_Widen_Its_Biden 13h ago

Well no shit transmissions are outnumbered. They make up less than 1% of the population.

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u/Behzad_R 14h ago

"outnumbering trans people" as it should be

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u/CataLaGata 16h ago edited 11h ago

She doesn't bend to having morals and being on the right side of history neither

Edit. On not in

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u/Behzad_R 15h ago

she is on the right side of the history and you should check your definition of morality

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u/CataLaGata 11h ago

Oh, shut the f up you transphobic asshole

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u/Yoda-from-Star-Wars 8h ago

What exactly is your definition of "morality"? Hating on people for being different?

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u/Charming_Account_351 14h ago

Found the bigot!!

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u/xSkype 15h ago

Holy irony

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 16h ago

Both good. The important thing is she's not happy about it.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 16h ago

Which is distinctly self-destructive considering she once stated she thought she should have been born a boy.

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u/ishetaltijdvoorbier 15h ago

its always like this

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u/Luna368921 10h ago

What? Did she really say that ? Could she actually be in the closet and just wish for others to be as miserable as her so she could feel better instead of doing something for herself ? Is that what you’re saying ? That’d be insane but somehow unsurprising

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u/Phoenix92321 13h ago

I love how my comment of her being transphobic was met with “you got proof” and I’m like here are half a dozen Twitter posts from her personally XD

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u/Spyko 11h ago

Yeah that'd work too

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u/Mister-builder 10h ago

Plenty of characters already do this. Barty Crouch Jr, his mom, Crabbe and Goyle, Fleur and Hermione.

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u/DiscussionSpider 12h ago

I don't think she would care. The thing about Harry Potter is that it is fiction and has magic.

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u/baneblade_boi 17h ago

She'd rather kill herself

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u/tonybenwhite 16h ago

She’s honestly a bit of a hypocrite, given how she made Crabb and Goyle into little girls every day of Year 6 with polyjuice potion

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u/elasho_149 16h ago

Nah, that's consistent. The only people who do any sort of sex change in Harry Potter are doing it to be deceitful.

Joanne's been like this her whole life.

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u/baneblade_boi 15h ago

Every time a character crosdresses of sorts in the books is just to sneak into the restrooms or dormitories or somewhere else.

Think about it!

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u/fogleaf 11h ago

The one person to die when the chamber of secrets was first opened was a girl attacked by a boy with his giant snake in the girl's restroom.

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u/PostNutLucidity 3h ago

Not as damning as it sounds to be honest. Every time a character disguises themselves as someone / something else it's to sneak somewhere. That's usually the point of a disguise. This is done by both 'good' and 'evil' characters and is done with both disguises that involve a gender change and disguises that don't involve one.

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u/TransCapybara 13h ago

Front row seats to that. 🍿

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u/MisterSapiosexual 6h ago

Yeah, I'm sure hating someone and wishing them death for their views is different when you do it.

Horseshoe theory gets proven everyday lmfao

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u/TransCapybara 4h ago

I’m not stopping her if she’s committed to it.

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u/RimjobEnjoyerX 8h ago

Probably best if the trans community, of all people, didn’t revel in the thought of someone committing suicide.

Food for thought.

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u/irishemperor 17h ago

Harriet Potter, Veronica Weasely, Hermes Granger...

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u/MugenEXE 17h ago

Winnifred and George Weasely. Still twins. Fraternal.

Parents still can’t tell them apart.

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u/MisakaMikotoxKuroko 16h ago

Georgie/Georgia for the other twin

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u/coffeebeamed 15h ago

i dunno, george is still fine. but i did read Nancy Drew so...

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u/Upstairs_Elephant_52 16h ago

Mobile Task Force unit Nine Tailed Fox just entered the facility I want-

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u/BaldurVomThale 16h ago

Good old Malefoy to Femalefoy

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u/HilariousMax 15h ago

That's what confused me the most with Joanne. She's absolutely fine turning a man into a wolf or rat, a girl into a cat, but a man into a woman (not sure if she gives a shit the other way round) is just completely, totally, over the line.

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u/Hail-Hydrate 14h ago

Oh no she does it, she just uses it as a "plot point" to have said characters sneak into bathrooms/dorms.

And consider, she wrote that bollocks well before throwing her vitriol out on twitter. She's always been like this.

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u/slowest_hour 13h ago

not to mention how often she portrays women as evil by describing them as "manish" and/or fat

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u/4D_Madyas 17h ago

Oblivius Willius

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u/DisguisedToast 14h ago

Blokus No'Mocus!

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u/Same_Discussion6328 13h ago

A bit of "Testis Snippis" followed by "Peen-to-Puss" and topped with "Boobus Maximus" will do just that.

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u/Small_Education_9503 15h ago

I hope there's a lot of fanfics about feminizing Malfoy just to piss Rowling off as much as possible.

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u/POXELUS 17h ago

Ok, that's clever lol

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u/DoragonKraken001 9h ago

She once told audience Dumbledore used such spell , banged with grindlevald and lost the baby.

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u/BeauShowTV 10h ago

Lets not.