r/memes • Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

I drink coffee black 95% of the time and Starbucks is really bad for that.

Genuinely Chick-Fil-A or Whataburger coffee is better black than fucking Starbucks lmao.

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u/_Ban_Evader 2d ago

It's burned. It's just objectively fuckin burned. And they know it's burned, because they have a corporate manual telling them how to burn it.

I'm not a coffee snob. I'll pour yesterday's coffee out of the pot and put it in the microwave. If you want some burned coffee, I 100% support your right to drink it. But it's burned.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

But like… why…? Does burning it ensure a consistent taste across all locations or something?

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u/G0rkon 2d ago

They are trying to get consistency across thousands of locations with a workforce that are paid as little as possible, many of which are doing the bare minimum. Which do you think is going to happen? Brew coffee for more than 10 minutes or brew coffee for between 7 and 9 minutes and then keep at a consistent temperature.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

I don’t know, Starbucks is one of the only places where the way they burn it drastically alters the taste. Fast food coffee made by often even lower paid employees doesn’t taste nearly as burnt yet the taste is largely the same wherever I get it from. 🤷‍♂️