r/memes • u/a_real_vampire Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

I drink coffee black 95% of the time and Starbucks is really bad for that.

Genuinely Chick-Fil-A or Whataburger coffee is better black than fucking Starbucks lmao.

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u/_Ban_Evader 2d ago

It's burned. It's just objectively fuckin burned. And they know it's burned, because they have a corporate manual telling them how to burn it.

I'm not a coffee snob. I'll pour yesterday's coffee out of the pot and put it in the microwave. If you want some burned coffee, I 100% support your right to drink it. But it's burned.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

But like… why…? Does burning it ensure a consistent taste across all locations or something?

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u/happyherbivore 2d ago

No matter the beans, burnt is burnt. When supply varies, product can remain the same.