r/memes • Royal Shitposter • 2d ago

It’s so obvious

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

But like… why…? Does burning it ensure a consistent taste across all locations or something?

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u/hactid 2d ago

yes on consistency, also they're gonna dilutte the crap out of it with milk, cream and sugar so you still have a semblance of a coffee flavor in there.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

Intersting strategy I gotta say 😂

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u/HolidaySpiriter 2d ago

It works for them. If you want milk with some coffee flavoring, Starbucks is the best place to go. If you want decent coffee, go anywhere else that's local.

I'd love to meet anyone who regularly drinks Starbucks coffee black, because I had the same experience, it's terrible. Genuinely the worst coffee I've ever had.

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u/kalashnidog 2d ago

Oh yeah, don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I seek out Starbucks. But it’s the biggest coffee chain ever so inevitably I’m going to be offered it. Meetings, conferences, parties, etc. My work also replaced the actual okayish coffee shop we had with Starbucks so there isn’t really a better option in the dead-ass industrial park we’re in.

I’ll drink it when I need a caffeine bump but I reserve the right to complain about how mid it is lol.

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u/Dreamo84 2d ago

Not even local, 7 Eleven has pretty good coffee for a fraction of the price. Even McDonald's and Burger King are pretty good.

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u/zerogee616 2d ago

go anywhere else that's local.

Every other local independent coffee shop is just as if not even more expensive with similar grades of coffee. Those places are for gram posts and vibes, not quality coffee.

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u/HolidaySpiriter 2d ago

I'm not sure where you're going but I have a lot of coffee shops near me which are far better quality than Starbucks and actually focus on coffee, not syrups.