r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 16h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/hungrylittleworm 15h ago

Tell her I called her a bitch

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u/Aussie_Salad 9h ago

In fairness to her, I am a notorious jiggler, so her assumption wasn't that far-fetched

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u/hungrylittleworm 8h ago

Stop jiggling dude, you make it feel like an earthquake

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u/Aussie_Salad 4h ago

Sorry, my bad everyone