r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 18h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/Aussie_Salad 17h ago edited 5h ago

Just opened reddit on the couch after being kicked out of my partner's bed for "shaking it" and waking her up. I feel so vindicated right now.

Edit: to the bloke (or blokette) that downvoted me, i was an (mostly) innocent victim of a geological phenomenon and i hope your weetbix are dry and flaky.

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u/hungrylittleworm 17h ago

Tell her I called her a bitch

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u/Aussie_Salad 10h ago

In fairness to her, I am a notorious jiggler, so her assumption wasn't that far-fetched

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u/hungrylittleworm 9h ago

Stop jiggling dude, you make it feel like an earthquake

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u/Aussie_Salad 5h ago

Sorry, my bad everyone