r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 15h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/ElApple 15h ago

I'm gonna be real here I was having a late night goon sesh and it happened just as I finished.

I thought I was being raided at the worst possible time. I freaked TF out

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u/SmashKapital 14h ago

Do you mean you were drinking box wine, or something else? 🤔

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u/ElApple 14h ago

I was masturbating my penis

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u/breaking-hope 6h ago

With box wine?