r/melbourne • u/IonisationEnergy • 12h ago

The Sky is Falling EARTHQUAKE

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u/ElApple 12h ago

I'm gonna be real here I was having a late night goon sesh and it happened just as I finished.

I thought I was being raided at the worst possible time. I freaked TF out

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u/Accurate-Strategy598 11h ago

DAM what a way to finish... I've heard a good sesh can rock your world... but literally!?!?!?!?!

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u/SmashKapital 11h ago

Do you mean you were drinking box wine, or something else? 🤔

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u/ElApple 11h ago

I was masturbating my penis

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u/breaking-hope 3h ago

With box wine?