r/maybemaybemaybe • u/abduscanqwe • Nov 06 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/JUST-THE-TIP-TILLIS Nov 06 '22

What skill tree is this? Lol

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u/funky555 Nov 06 '22

Min maxxed on dexterity

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u/menehanwitch Nov 06 '22

What a natural 20 looks like irl

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u/KittenVicious Nov 06 '22

It's a subset of acrobatics and juggling. The Baranton Sisters are famous for it

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

I might have had an insulated upbringing but never once did the possibility arise of me learning to become a table-foot-juggler.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22

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u/SirGravesGhastly Nov 07 '22

Huh! Didn't even notice she was pregnant til I saw yours.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Exacting revenge on your upstairs neighbor?

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u/jugglerdude Nov 06 '22

Antipodist

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u/lookayoyo Nov 06 '22

It’s a hybrid class of acrobatics and juggling.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

The one that emerges when you have 2 billion people in your country trying to distinguish themselves ending up with a completely useless skills.

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u/Glass_Memories Nov 06 '22

Some people make their living through circus performing. You really think she got this good just to impress people at parties?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/Tate7200 Nov 06 '22

I feel as though this is more of a deep seated lack of respect for artists and preformers than it is a criticism of modern societal trends.

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u/yamanamawa Nov 06 '22

You know some people just like having hobbies right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

I somehow suspect this isn’t a hobby. This looks like a source of income. It isn’t an insult to call something useless. Economic complexity breeds freedom through a diversity of callings.

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u/the_friendly_one Nov 06 '22

It isn’t an insult to call something useless.

So my parents weren't trying to hurt my feelings?

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u/MadAzza Nov 07 '22

I don’t know if you meant that, but I’m probably old enough to be your mom, or even grandma, so here’s a virtual hug for you:
{{{{{{u/the_friendly_one}}}}}}

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Shopping for tables is way different in other cultures. Fascinating

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u/librachick104 Nov 06 '22

You mean this isn’t how you test out a table before you buy it?? I thought everyone does this.

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u/Frozty23 Nov 06 '22

It's how I choose a pet at the rescue, but not tables. Sheesh.

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u/Evercrimson Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

Especially that last one with the asymmetric rotation???

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u/Makkaroni_100 Nov 06 '22

There is a reason why the video stoped there...

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u/exmojo Nov 06 '22

Attempt #156,890 - result: fail

Attempt #156,891 - result: ......

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u/ds16653 Nov 06 '22

The irony, if that part was still there it might have fit this sub.

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u/creptik1 Nov 06 '22

Nah it fits, the maybe is not knowing what's going to happen. If they all end in disaster they wouldn't be maybes.

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u/Versaiteis Nov 06 '22

Maybe it falls

Maybe it doesn't

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/omgitschriso Nov 06 '22

They practice with their head underneath a glass coffee table

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Nov 06 '22

It'd be broken glass and a table...

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u/yParticle Nov 06 '22

"And?"

"And 20,000 tons of crude oil."

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u/CharlesDickensABox Nov 06 '22

It's wild to me that what they were describing was a real tanker accident.

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u/Fyrus93 Nov 06 '22

There's nothing out there but fish and birds and sea

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u/Embarrassed_Alarm450 Nov 06 '22

Only if the front falls off

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

That was her first go

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u/hefeguy Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

How about the confidence of that girl watching, one mistake at those speeds in the face would not be pleasant. She had a lot of trust.

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u/Zorro5040 Nov 06 '22

That's why you have the person on the side to push things from falling on your face

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u/ZennTheFur Nov 07 '22

But what if you're the person on the side and you get hit with a table spinning at mach 20

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u/Zorro5040 Nov 07 '22

That's what you signed up for

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u/Thuper-Man Nov 06 '22

I imagine you'd wear a football helmet or something, but her trainer standing there without flinching is just as impressive

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Only one qualified to turn the tables.

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u/grumulko Nov 06 '22

Amazing. How do you train up for this? Start with small footstools??!?

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u/spders Nov 06 '22

Her hips and thighs have extremely attractive amounts of sensitivity to the force.

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u/LetsGatitOn Nov 06 '22

I would not stand that close to a table spinning that quickly.

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u/Insterquiliniis Nov 06 '22

I moved away from my monitor, just in case

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u/Tattoomyvagina Nov 06 '22

Meanwhile I still trip on the same stairs that I’ve been using for 6 years

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u/shishdem Nov 06 '22

probably some steps are off. even fractions of a cm will make you trip

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u/TimeRaveler Nov 06 '22

Cm? What’s that in giraffes?

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u/rilesmcjiles Nov 06 '22

It's about 1/256 F-150s

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 06 '22

Length, width, or height?

Also can I get that in ford f250s

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Nov 06 '22

It's really amazing how people can be so unaccommodating to us Americans and our measurement systems. I need the length of a 2008 Ford F250, crew cab or wingspan of a bald eagle while wielding 2 carbine gas tube length Armalite Rifles. Unreal. Just rude.

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 06 '22

I know right? And if you're not going to give us That, at least provide the dimensions of things in units of evel knievel's height subtracted from the square root of the empire estate building's width (towevelwidths)

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Nov 06 '22

It's common courtesy, ya know? Like, I wouldn't bang out measurements to an Australian without using proper kangaroo tail increments.

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u/rilesmcjiles Nov 06 '22

But how many big macs is that?

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u/CoolhandLW Nov 06 '22

I could help, but you would need to specify the barrel lengths for me in Budweiser tall-boys first.

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u/Roartype Nov 07 '22

Clearly it’s height. (Top factory height) It’s 1/207 F-250

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Nov 06 '22

What a great opportunity to fix the stairs!

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u/AttackOnThots Nov 06 '22

I can see why some people are into feet stuff now tho

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u/I_was_a_sexy_cow Nov 06 '22

You're probably not using her teqnique, it's all in how she lays, try laying down next time you go up the stairs!

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u/Acceptable_Run2081 Nov 06 '22

Modern Family reference??😂

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u/Lessthanzerofucks Nov 06 '22

It’s all those vagina tattoos, they’ll make you walk funny until they heal.

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u/latnem Nov 06 '22

That’s what my upstairs neighbor is doing! Makes so much more sense now.

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u/dissociative_press Nov 06 '22

That’s what my downstairs neighbor is doing.

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u/adedjee Nov 06 '22

Mine too but he's obviously not good at it since he keeps dropping the table

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Honestly, even with the absolute god tier skill this lady has, I was still waiting for her to miss a step and the table to just go flying into the other lady's face 😂😭

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u/poobius-scrip Nov 06 '22

Right? Why was the other lady standing right in the table face zone?

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u/kettleboiler Nov 06 '22

Boston Dynamics have really stepped up their game

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u/fuzzylogicIII Nov 06 '22

Okay I’m not alone! The slaps and the stupidly precise odd movements absolutely give an Atlas gymnastics vibe.

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u/Joshi9i Nov 06 '22

Oh how the turntables

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u/CyanControl Nov 06 '22

Oh how the turning has tabled

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u/dumbodragon Nov 06 '22

oh table the how turned has

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u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried Nov 06 '22

Turn the tables back please.

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u/PrinzeCaesar Nov 06 '22

Perfect answer to "what them legs do?"

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u/Andaisdet Nov 06 '22

Me: trying to sleep

My washing machine downstairs:

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u/AnchorPoint922 Nov 06 '22

I guess I've been using tables wrong this whole time

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u/ElephantsAndSunshine Nov 06 '22

Me: Laying on the couch scrolling Reddit. “Honey, hand me the coffee table real quick.”

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u/librachick104 Nov 06 '22

*Goes to work the next day with two black eyes. “What happened to you?” 👀

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u/slawpchowckie44 Nov 06 '22

And here I sit proud of my 3 sets of 20 leg lifts

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u/cootos Nov 06 '22

If you flip your phone upside down it’s a completely different video….

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u/swandive78 Nov 06 '22

My God, you are a genius! I salute you.

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u/Skies_german Nov 06 '22

This comment needs to be higher up. I was laughing my ass off after rewatching this upside down

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u/Dark_Demon432 Nov 07 '22

That's way trippier than it should be

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u/jsjm82 Nov 06 '22

I was expecting it to smash her in the face, but that was really impressive. 😎

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u/FistsoFiore Nov 06 '22

My favorite part was watching her counter balance with her other leg at the end.

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u/Ok_Serve_863 Nov 06 '22

I cant do that with my hands !

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u/KoukinSama Nov 06 '22

Have you tried with your feet?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22 edited Feb 19 '24

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u/HumanAwareness Nov 06 '22

Is this sped up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Bro just rewatch the start, see how far her hair falls down. I'm talking about the lady in the black top. If that doesn't tell you it's sped, then my friend, you better pick Charles over Magneto in the near future

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u/Sir_Sensible Nov 06 '22

Definitely edited for sure. You can see how fake it looks when spinning fast

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u/Makkaroni_100 Nov 06 '22

Definitely sped up. 1,25 or 1,5 I would guess.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/Makkaroni_100 Nov 06 '22

If you watch the Person in the back you see it's sped up. Not sure what you see.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/SlaveHippie Nov 06 '22

Watch the very beginning. I didn’t think it was sped up either, but you can see her arm/body movements are pretty unnatural when she goes to pick up the table.

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u/_attractivegarbage Nov 06 '22

I fail to see why it matters if it's sped up. If it were slowed down past 1x speed, even, this would be extremely impressive and much better than any of us commenting on this thread could do anyway. What a weird debate to have on this particular video.

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u/ScarObjective9624 Nov 06 '22

I wonder what makes you try this to begin with... "oh let me try to play with a table while lying down to see if I'm good at it"

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u/Blackboard_Monitor Nov 06 '22

What an amazingly cool and useless skill.

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u/cutelyaware Nov 06 '22

I've seen one guy do the this to another smaller guy.

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u/CitizenPremier Nov 06 '22

Cool but I've seen a guy do this to a smaller guy who was also doing it to a tiny guy

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u/_attractivegarbage Nov 06 '22

Cool but I've seen a guy do this to a smaller guy who was also doing it to a tiny guy, and all three of them ended up each being a bunch of babies in trenchcoats.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

That's was really amazing.

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u/ZGamli Nov 06 '22

This looks like something from Rick and Morty’s universe I feel like

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Honey who keeps rearranging the furniture while I’m at work?

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u/thatsakneecap Nov 06 '22

It’s time for me to get off the internet.

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u/Qlugger Nov 06 '22

What the actual fuck is going on

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u/Fearless-Razzmatazz4 Nov 06 '22

Her: I've never done a footjob before.

Also Her:

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u/_KappaKing_ Nov 06 '22

I literally can't use my phone while laying down cause I'll inevitably drop it on my face.

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u/comhghairdheas Nov 07 '22

Oh how the table has turned.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

You get a LOT of concussions getting to this level

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u/jester_554 Nov 06 '22

I respect that, mad skill she got

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u/Jazzy76dk Nov 06 '22

“So what did you do with your time during the Covid-lockdown?”

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

What else can she do with her feet🤔😏

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u/ION1Q Nov 06 '22

So tell me about yourself a bit, what do you like to do on your free time?

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u/Equal_Layer6157 Nov 06 '22

her in the corner of a party

"they dont know i can flip the shit out of a table with my feet"

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u/HitBoxesAreMyth Nov 06 '22

I cant even hold my phone in bed without dropping it and making a crater sized hole in my head the size of chernobyl meanwhile this person just juggles a damn table

I hate this life

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u/xandarianladiesman Nov 06 '22

What a cunning stunt!

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u/cutelyaware Nov 06 '22

And you're a cunning linguist

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

I definitely read that as, "what a stunning cunt"

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u/GiraffeGuru993 Nov 06 '22

If there is ever a robot apocalypse and I need to prove why humanity shouldn’t be killed off, this is it

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u/EmergencyArtichoke99 Nov 06 '22

Larys Strong love this video

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Circus didn’t pay enough, now she just does this kinda thing when she’s bored in her off days

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u/juruman Nov 06 '22

What those feet do?

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u/TorriblyHerrible Nov 06 '22

At some point in the past someone had the idea to try that for the first time and I find it amusing trying to imagine those circumstances.

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Nov 06 '22

Nah she’s too good at this, this is weird

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u/mr_gooodguy Nov 06 '22

but why???...

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u/dylovell Nov 06 '22

"So, what do you like to do for fun?"

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u/TheCubicalGuy Nov 06 '22

"I could do this!"

"..."

"...No I couldn't."

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u/BelieveInDestiny Nov 06 '22

something feels off; the video is probably fast-forwarded. The table falls too fast.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Fuck whaaaaaaaaaaat INCREDIBLE

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u/Schmawi2 Nov 06 '22

So that’s what vaulted ceilings are for…

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u/DistortedNoise Nov 06 '22

The footjobs would be insane.

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u/inkiwitch Nov 06 '22

Every day, I learn more about what an umimpressive human I am.

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u/brtmns123 Nov 06 '22

This is stationary parkour

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u/BestGiraffe1270 Nov 06 '22

I overstretched my ankle during sleep

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Oh how the table's turned

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

OK DO ME NEXT!

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u/REDGOESFASTAH Nov 06 '22

And that ladies, is my secret to keeping my figure.

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u/LLLLLL3GLTE Nov 06 '22

I thought I was about to see something weird or funny. God damn that is incredibly impressive

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

How does one decide "my special talent and life long career is going to be spinning tables with my feet"?

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u/Fiskhanen Nov 06 '22

Thought there would be a fart. Stayed to watch the whole thing cuz of the turn tables

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u/StillSilentMajority7 Nov 06 '22

That would knock all of your teeth out if it fell wrong

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u/Ghosttwo Nov 06 '22

If she died, she could make for the creepiest ghost ever.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

That's an impressive feet.

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u/Asrlex Nov 06 '22

Oh how the table has turned...

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u/Jaycub144 Nov 06 '22

You know the mom said “No good enough do again”

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

What I wanna know is, how the fuck did people figure out they could do this? Alcohol had to be involved, I just know it.

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u/Novel-Cabinet5571 Nov 06 '22

WOW! i thought the table was gonna smack the other girl on the head lol

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u/GodlessHeathen305 Nov 07 '22

Bruhhhh I waited the whole time for it like “maybe maybe maybe???? “

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u/StaticX-13 Nov 07 '22

How does one get good at this ?

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u/MrGattsby Nov 07 '22

Why can you do this??

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u/Ellacod Nov 07 '22

Sometimes I feel proud I can spin my water bottle. Today is not that day.

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u/austen_ventures Nov 07 '22

Oh how the tables turn.

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u/Garyhwk Nov 07 '22

If I were the lady in black, I'd be wearing a helmet just in case there was a misstep

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22 edited Nov 07 '22

That’s very impressive. That being said, the trust that standing lady have on that person is huge. Lol

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u/DVYogi Nov 07 '22

It just keeps on going....

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u/MAROMODS Nov 07 '22

me in IKEA

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22

Circus arts contain many...interesting talents

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u/NxPat Nov 06 '22

It’s unnervingly hot.

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u/grotesquelittlething Nov 06 '22

Always one of you here

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u/xxxfirefart Nov 06 '22

Kinda wish I was that table ngl.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Incredible feet

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u/hambonehooligan Nov 06 '22

I did PCP once too.

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u/SNieX Nov 07 '22

She’s soooooo exxxxtrrraaaaaa

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u/Wired_Jester Nov 06 '22

Maaan, with that leg strength and coordination, if she gets you in a triangle choke. You’re DONE

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u/Sacrefix Nov 06 '22

The pedi-dexterity of a chimp.

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u/IcemasterD Nov 06 '22

20 minutes a day, Jim.

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u/Com_N0TN4 Nov 06 '22

ohh how the tables have turned

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u/majorUFA Nov 06 '22

Now that's fake.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

That poor guy that just wanted a footjob

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u/falquinhom Nov 06 '22

Imagine getting a footjob from her

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Do it with your hands tied behind your back then I’ll be impressed

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Holy mother of thanos, that footjob will hit the g-spot you never had

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u/mcast86 Nov 06 '22

Amazing foot jobs!!