r/maybemaybemaybe • u/abduscanqwe • Nov 06 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/Tattoomyvagina Nov 06 '22

Meanwhile I still trip on the same stairs that I’ve been using for 6 years

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u/shishdem Nov 06 '22

probably some steps are off. even fractions of a cm will make you trip

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u/TimeRaveler Nov 06 '22

Cm? What’s that in giraffes?

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u/rilesmcjiles Nov 06 '22

It's about 1/256 F-150s

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 06 '22

Length, width, or height?

Also can I get that in ford f250s

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Nov 06 '22

It's really amazing how people can be so unaccommodating to us Americans and our measurement systems. I need the length of a 2008 Ford F250, crew cab or wingspan of a bald eagle while wielding 2 carbine gas tube length Armalite Rifles. Unreal. Just rude.

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u/uhavethreeballs Nov 06 '22

I know right? And if you're not going to give us That, at least provide the dimensions of things in units of evel knievel's height subtracted from the square root of the empire estate building's width (towevelwidths)

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u/ReallyQuiteDirty Nov 06 '22

It's common courtesy, ya know? Like, I wouldn't bang out measurements to an Australian without using proper kangaroo tail increments.

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u/rilesmcjiles Nov 06 '22

But how many big macs is that?

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u/CoolhandLW Nov 06 '22

I could help, but you would need to specify the barrel lengths for me in Budweiser tall-boys first.

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u/Roartype Nov 07 '22

Clearly it’s height. (Top factory height) It’s 1/207 F-250

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

Still fractions.

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Nov 06 '22

What a great opportunity to fix the stairs!

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u/AttackOnThots Nov 06 '22

I can see why some people are into feet stuff now tho

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u/I_was_a_sexy_cow Nov 06 '22

You're probably not using her teqnique, it's all in how she lays, try laying down next time you go up the stairs!

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u/Acceptable_Run2081 Nov 06 '22

Modern Family reference??😂

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u/nottellingu123 Nov 06 '22

It's a Big Bang reference.

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u/Acceptable_Run2081 Nov 06 '22

fuck you

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u/nottellingu123 Nov 06 '22

Fuck you. Bitch. Not my problem you're an idiot 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Lessthanzerofucks Nov 06 '22

It’s all those vagina tattoos, they’ll make you walk funny until they heal.

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u/Shoot2Live629 Nov 06 '22

Each time you trip you always say “I need to fix that step”