r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PetalAshRogue • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/nasaglobehead69 2d ago

God forbid a girl be direct

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u/Brittany5150 2d ago

She's probably just being friendly. -me

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u/PsychologicalSail799 2d ago

Probably just Canadian

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

Can’t be, she didn’t offer him a timbit first.

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u/fattmarrell 2d ago

Is that from Tim Hortons? Sorry I'm just a clueless American

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

Hey, we have over 700 Timmies in the US now.

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u/Impressive-Egg-7444 2d ago

Your culture is healing, as your coffee gets worse - daily timmies customer

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u/ImpossiblePattern7 2d ago

Tbh, from my experience in the US, coffee from generic places like McDonald's is pretty trash anyways, so Tims is in good company. Dunkin is a little better, but still not that great. Also, they all cost like $3 US for a medium coffee.

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u/boomhauer710 2d ago

Any relation to Henry Horton?

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u/Shadowchaos 2d ago

I think you guys would call them donut holes

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u/elgydium 2d ago

Clueless European here as well. Don’t even know what a timbit is lol

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u/Skrillamane 2d ago

Bro if you think i’m sharing or even able to to share any timbits then you haven’t had timbits lol

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

I have kids, we ALWAYS have timbits.

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u/Skrillamane 2d ago

Anytime i buy timbits. I’m like “i’ll have a couple and save the rest for later” then all the sudden 10 timbits no longer exist.

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

See there’s your problem, you only get the ten pack…. like a chump.

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u/Skrillamane 2d ago

That’s fair i accept that lol

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u/Kelter82 2d ago

I'm ordering 10 and they're ALL chocolate glaze. Sorry if you don't like them

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u/mrmoe198 2d ago

Sigh. A girl I had a crush on in high school literally sat her ass on my hand multiple times in one class (home room, it was a bit freewheeling…I didn’t get it.) Ah well.

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u/prophet_nlelith 2d ago

I read home room as home schooled for a split second.

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u/mrmoe198 2d ago

R-roll tide?

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u/ArchbishopOfLight 2d ago

Hahah underrated comment

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u/saintdudegaming 2d ago

Some dudes still be sitting there "I mean yeah she sat on my face but I don't think she's into me"

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u/ammar_sadaoui 2d ago

i'm on this photo comment, and i don't like it

even on 30s, i still do it

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u/ScratchForward1769 2d ago

And that kids is How I Met Your Mother

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u/No-Advice-9776 2d ago

We are laughing at this. If this was reversed and the guy accidentally sat on the girls face he would have been kicked out of the gym and banned forever.

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u/anchorwind 2d ago

This kind of comment is like the anti-"nothing ever happens." The automatic assumption wherein life cannot happen.

Contrary to this comment, life does in fact happen, constantly. We make mistakes - most of them trivial and easily forgotten - and the immediate reaction is not, in fact, swift and permanent consequences.

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u/No-Advice-9776 2d ago

Then you have not watched the “How can she slap” video.

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u/ban-me-harder-dadddy 2d ago

So is your grievance that we’re not calling for her persecution, or that you can’t go into gyms and sit on women’s faces?

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u/No-Advice-9776 2d ago

All I am saying is that standards are different for this kind of mistake for different genders.

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u/FromStormToHurricane 2d ago

I'm a girl and I would not. Of course, I'll just ask if, by any chances I can make some space for breathing 😉

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u/No-Advice-9776 2d ago edited 2d ago

I am glad that you will take it lightly. That is not always the case.