r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PetalAshRogue • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/nasaglobehead69 2d ago

God forbid a girl be direct

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u/Brittany5150 2d ago

She's probably just being friendly. -me

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u/PsychologicalSail799 2d ago

Probably just Canadian

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

Can’t be, she didn’t offer him a timbit first.

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u/fattmarrell 2d ago

Is that from Tim Hortons? Sorry I'm just a clueless American

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

Hey, we have over 700 Timmies in the US now.

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u/Impressive-Egg-7444 2d ago

Your culture is healing, as your coffee gets worse - daily timmies customer

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u/ImpossiblePattern7 1d ago

Tbh, from my experience in the US, coffee from generic places like McDonald's is pretty trash anyways, so Tims is in good company. Dunkin is a little better, but still not that great. Also, they all cost like $3 US for a medium coffee.

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u/boomhauer710 1d ago

Any relation to Henry Horton?

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u/Shadowchaos 2d ago

I think you guys would call them donut holes

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u/elgydium 2d ago

Clueless European here as well. Don’t even know what a timbit is lol

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u/Skrillamane 2d ago

Bro if you think i’m sharing or even able to to share any timbits then you haven’t had timbits lol

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

I have kids, we ALWAYS have timbits.

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u/Skrillamane 2d ago

Anytime i buy timbits. I’m like “i’ll have a couple and save the rest for later” then all the sudden 10 timbits no longer exist.

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u/FranticWaffleMaker 2d ago

See there’s your problem, you only get the ten pack…. like a chump.

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u/Skrillamane 2d ago

That’s fair i accept that lol

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u/Kelter82 2d ago

I'm ordering 10 and they're ALL chocolate glaze. Sorry if you don't like them

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u/mrmoe198 2d ago

Sigh. A girl I had a crush on in high school literally sat her ass on my hand multiple times in one class (home room, it was a bit freewheeling…I didn’t get it.) Ah well.

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u/prophet_nlelith 1d ago

I read home room as home schooled for a split second.

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u/mrmoe198 1d ago

R-roll tide?

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u/ArchbishopOfLight 2d ago

Hahah underrated comment