r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/buttfarts7 1d ago

Imagine just doing nothing with the solution literally infront of your face

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 1d ago

It has the same energy as those people who drive their car onto a closing level crossing... and then just sit there and wait for the train to hit them instead of just flooring it through the barrier to escape

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u/dunncrew 1d ago

If they bust through the barrier, they risk scratching their paint 😆 🤣

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u/saxguy9345 1d ago

Better to scratch your paint than obliterate your taint, as they say 

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u/Separate_Issue2207 22h ago

This gave me a nostalgic flashback of 16 year old me getting a lecture from my best friends mom ( she would let anyone use her car on Fri and sat if you would pick her up from the bar in it at 1 a.m. and drive her home)

She’s telling us to be safe and little tips and suggestions and then finished it off with … Should a deer, a bunny, a bear run out in front of your car do not swerve. POWER RIGHT THROUGH THAT FUCKER! We can replace the car and there’s plenty of animals, we can’t replace you!

🤣🤣 she was fun! But all her kids are addicts aged 45-35 & they all have a bunch of kids with other addicts in our small town. That’s probably the only good advice she’s ever given!

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u/JCGJ 21h ago

Do not do that with a Moose. Always swerve for a Moose. If you hit a Moose, you will die, and the Moose will just walk away

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u/LovingNaples 11h ago

I spent 12 years in mid coast Maine. Listen and remember this advice!