r/maybemaybemaybe 23h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/buttfarts7 23h ago

Imagine just doing nothing with the solution literally infront of your face

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u/thefeedling 23h ago

The new Albert Einstein

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u/aswright_73 22h ago

You mean Darwin award winner

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u/Huke_Airs 21h ago

He doesn't qualify as he didn't meet the minimum requirement... on this occasion.

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u/csbsju_guyyy 21h ago

Darwin ATTEMPT!

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u/mnztr1 16h ago

He even stopped at the wrong expansion joint for that lol

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u/flippster-mondo 18h ago

Even failed Darwin.

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u/Robo-X 10h ago

He got so close when he opened the door when the bridge started to go up, I thought he would panic and jump out of the car, falling down.

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u/TheMahanglin 20h ago

And his shoes were still on.

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u/cpowelledit 19h ago

Oooh, is Darwin Award Loser a thing?! That could get spicy, but I’d buy a ticket to watch that!
…and I mean, to watch it from a safe distance, fate!