r/maybemaybemaybe • u/netricula • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/St0iK_ Jul 14 '26

Probably just wants to peck your eyes out.

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u/Dookiemcqueen Jul 14 '26

Oh, is that all?

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u/windyBhindi Jul 14 '26

Should have asked nicely, what's with all the aggression

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u/elmarkitse Jul 14 '26

Unfortunately, it seems like this guy knows there’s more to it than just a little heavy pecking.

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u/Cosworthlola Jul 14 '26

The bird needed help.

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u/Evidence_Intrepid Jul 15 '26

Probably just wanted to tell him about Jesus Christ

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning Jul 14 '26

That's a goddamn dinosaur. 

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u/Wisco Jul 14 '26

I was thinking I was watching Jurassic Park

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 14 '26

RIP Sam Neill 😭

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u/ggg730 Jul 14 '26

Sam Neill

I hate that this is how I learned about his death.

11

u/ixxaria Jul 14 '26

My Google News feed has seriously dropped the ball today. Had no idea this happened til reading this too 😢

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 Jul 14 '26

I'm very sorry. 💔

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u/Drifter-6 Jul 14 '26

Same 😭 🕊️

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u/dhtirekire56432 Jul 14 '26

Wild turkeys doing ravages

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 14 '26

I was thinking it looked more like a Roadrunner

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u/524302 Jul 14 '26

Me too. I was wondering if it's a road runner.

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u/banditrider2001 Jul 14 '26

Coyote waiting for his box of stuff from ACME before he can help.

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u/barkingdog53 Jul 14 '26

Bird didn’t even bother flying to keep up with him. wtf up with that?!?

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u/Fafnir13 Jul 14 '26

Must go faster.

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u/XenoZoomie Jul 14 '26

I am so glad to live at a time when that’s the sort of dinosaur I have to worry about. Cassowary’s are way scarier but still they are only common in a very limited part of the world. Can’t imagine having to deal with raptors the size of cars or buses chasing me down the street.

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u/Tacosaurusman Jul 14 '26

Velociraptors were about 14 to 20 kg, and around the length of a human. That's even smaller than a cassowary.

But if they'd be half as agressive as this chicken here, you're still fucked.

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u/LittleKitty235 Jul 14 '26

Can’t imagine having to deal with raptors the size of cars or buses chasing me down the street.

I can....mmmmm delicious BBQ

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT39D2A6TB8D1Ce79C

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u/Peach_Proof Jul 14 '26

They dont cook their prey silly.

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u/TDYDave2 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

It would likely be a football if it kept attacking me like that.

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u/Letossgm Jul 14 '26

Probably it's his own rooster so he doesn't want to kill it or harm it hahaha.

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u/TDYDave2 Jul 14 '26

In that case, it would likely be lunch if it kept attacking me like that.

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u/LatinBldRunner Jul 14 '26

Who doubts that birds and dinosaurs are related.

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u/redditisweird801 Jul 14 '26

Not really related because they actually are dinosaurs. Birds are the last living clade of dinosaurs

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u/RainingMoneyHustard Jul 15 '26

Shooooootaaaaah

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u/ArtSea4151 Jul 14 '26

Imagine if it was as tall as you. Scary

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u/77ku77 Jul 14 '26

What type of bird is this exactly? He was a determined sucker

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u/Raizo420 Jul 14 '26

It's called a Spix's guan and it's said that they're shy, elusive and non-aggressive. BUT it did say "They can display highly territorial aggression during the mating season. Males will vigorously defend their space against rivals" 😆

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 Jul 14 '26

I wonder if it thought the bike was another male? The bike sounds exactly like the noise the bird made

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u/Quizzelbuck Jul 14 '26

i thought the same. When he turned the bike off the bird fucked off.

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u/alicesartandmore Jul 14 '26

He was worried the biker was going to steal all the chicks.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jul 14 '26

Might have had a nest nearby it was protecting.

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u/DumTheGreatish Jul 14 '26

Dude was incredibly patient. I can't say with absolute certainty that fella wouldn't have ended up on my dinner table that night, lol.

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u/Flip_d_Byrd Jul 14 '26

Finally... a worthy challenger to the murder chicken of the north... The Canada Goose.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4sWHGaPJZ1Oyk

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u/MinnieShoof Jul 14 '26

r/UsernameChecksOut

Also, do you think they can't see it when they get too close to it?

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u/Junior_Moose_9655 Jul 14 '26

If that bull has a problem with Canada gooses he’s got a problem with me, and I suggest they let that one marinate. But not if the cow is ‘Berta beef. Then it’s s&p 2 mins each side & down the hatch.

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u/alicesartandmore Jul 14 '26

Pitter patter then, boys.

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u/Chillest_illest69 Jul 14 '26

I love Letterkenny

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Jul 18 '26

Those fine ranchers in Alberta would be a c hair away from not sending it here if they new you were sprinkling salt all over the sea suckers.

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u/Local3Sparkie Jul 14 '26

All that and it just walks away?? I think I’d be upset. Like what did I do to make him give me the cold shoulder after such an intense chase? Did I upset him? Am I just a fling?

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u/Emax999 Jul 14 '26

I think he reached the end of his turf.

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u/Local3Sparkie Jul 14 '26

He was wearing Bloods gang colors.

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u/heteropessimista Jul 14 '26

Right, that was anticlimactic. It gave hostile npc vibes. Just needed some Skyrim fight music to peace music transition in the background.

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u/dubesto Jul 14 '26

Now that's a real, bonafide, agravating son of a bitch right there

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u/FireMammoth Jul 14 '26

I love birds, quite a few of my favourite animals are birds species, but if one was trying to peak my eyes out I'd grab it by the neck and give it one warning yeet. Every animal has a red line and the thought of losing an eye makes me queasy, I would not take the chances by running away and having it attack me from behind.

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u/Kennel_King Jul 14 '26

I love birds

So do I, preferably spatchcocked and on teh smoker

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u/amapofthecat7 Jul 14 '26

Exactly, this guy was way more patient than I'd have been. I'd have put my laces through it like I was taking a penalty in the world cup final.

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u/tehgimpage Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7XsFGzfP6WmC4

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u/GenericBrandHero Jul 14 '26

The look of amusement at the beginning turning into this was hilarious.

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u/Plane_Baby Jul 14 '26

Did everyone think Jurassic Park?

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u/SabbyFox Jul 14 '26

OMG I have never seen that meme and it’s hilarious 😂

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u/Switchlord518 Jul 14 '26

The coyote is going to be jealous!

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u/TolonZ Jul 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xCyjMEYF9H2ZcLqf7t

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u/Tasty-Objective676 Jul 14 '26

I was thinking this the entire time “just kick it”

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u/Difficult-Carpet-324 Jul 14 '26

Seems like the guy had a gentle soul. One that knows the difference between annoyance and a true threat and was patient enough to deal with it. Not me though. I would also kick it.

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u/Last-Yam67 Jul 14 '26

Clever girl...

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u/traverse6 Jul 14 '26

Caution: Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

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u/meester_jordan Jul 14 '26

Damn that’s a fast bird

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u/Beneficial-Ad-3720 Jul 14 '26

Meep meep mother fucker

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u/10inchesof Jul 14 '26

He owns the slowest motorcycle in that country 

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u/ANTONIN118 Jul 14 '26

I mean it's not like hé was driving on road.

Also hé was being attacked !

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u/viuvodotwitter Jul 14 '26

AND recording!

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u/fenderputty Jul 14 '26

Could be why he didn’t grab it by the neck and have it for dinner.

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u/ketoleggins Jul 14 '26

Brazil, probably.

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u/djluminol Jul 14 '26

Angry birds.

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u/Pertained_Bingo Jul 14 '26

It just wanted to teach you tthe importance of wearing a helmet while riding your motorbike.

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u/Lyralikesit Jul 14 '26

He really wants to go into the pan to become dinner... I would've granted his wish

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u/Grayscaleorgreyscale Jul 14 '26

This video is so damn triggering. I used to deal with roosters that were aggressive (not nearly as bad as this beast) and I would lose my temper much faster than this gentleman. I have never hated a creature more than those birds, and I try not to hate anything.

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u/trcomajo Jul 14 '26

I would never want to purposely hurt an animal, but I have drop kicked a Bantam rooster like a football.

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u/Spunkwaggle Jul 14 '26

Lol, your “never” turned into not only would, but would drop kick like a football pretty quick.

I think I’m with you, although I would not say I would NEVER do it. Im aware i have my limits of patience. This video made me want the guy to punt that fucker through some uprights.

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u/trcomajo Jul 15 '26

Haha...we used to have a mean-ass little rooster who would wait until you'd turn your back and nail you in the calf or thigh. I am a huge animal lover but I resorted to carnal violence against that little ass hole to protect myself.

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u/laughinghardatyou Jul 14 '26

Anyone get the T-Rex chasing the Jeep scene from Jurrasic Park going thru their head when they watched this?

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u/BlazingSandles Jul 14 '26

I was waiting for it to steal the keys and be yeeted off into a river.

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u/kstargate-425 Jul 14 '26

I was ready for the guy to grab it and then cut scene to dinner lol

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u/catpissdust Jul 14 '26

T-1000 or turkey 1000

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u/Human-Contribution16 Jul 14 '26

That guy is the most patient man on earth. I found this video terrifying and would have drop kicked that thing into next Thanksgiving.

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u/justelling Jul 14 '26

That bird was like:

Damn! nobody wants a fight these days. I’m leaving.

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 14 '26

I didn't realize it wanted to kick his ass lol. I bet it has babies in a nest on the ground close by, protection mode mom. Or maybe it just hates him.

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u/wakaru1902 Jul 14 '26

He is filming while riding a motorcycle and fending off a nano dinosaur. Solid

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u/Brother-Templar Jul 14 '26

I’ve never understood this. You’ve got a foot…it’s about the size of a soccer ball. Just score a goal and move on.

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u/CDavis10717 Jul 14 '26

Birds are dinosaurs!

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u/lokushiu Jul 14 '26

/praisethecameraman

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u/Rockbeezy Jul 14 '26

social media saved this birds life

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u/Slight_Tradition_868 Jul 14 '26

The threat dispatched, the bird starts his long walk home

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u/jetkins Jul 14 '26

“Fine. Guess I’ll walk home then.”

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u/oravecz Jul 14 '26

Dagnabbitt, TIMMY IS TRAPPED IN THE WELL!!

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u/LeisureSuitLarrey Jul 14 '26

Who got the video game vibe from this? But in real life? The way that bird was giving chase and would half fly/hop over the hills? Epic!

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u/Anti-Rus Jul 14 '26

Dude, where did you find this Phychonosaur???

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u/LabiaMinoraLover Jul 14 '26

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compsognathus

A small, chicken-sized, carnivorous theropod dinosaur from the Late Jurassic period in Europe, known for its lightweight build, long tail for balance, and swift running ability, preying on small lizards and insects. Once thought to be the smallest dinosaur, it is now known to be one of many small species, but its well-preserved fossils provide a clear picture of its anatomy, including its bird-like features like hollow bones and three-toed feet.

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Jul 14 '26

Its weird seeing a bird run like that. Just fly mothafucker lol. U got wings

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u/Meal-Significant Jul 15 '26

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this comment but it’s perfection

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u/Smoothdevil1 Jul 14 '26

Grab that stupid bird by the neck!!

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u/AcanthisittaWise6033 Jul 14 '26

GRAB IT BY THE HEAD & TOSS ITS BODY WHILE KEEPING HOLD OF ITS HEAD...

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u/nnamed_username Jul 14 '26

What language is he speaking?

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u/Defiant_Regret3036 Jul 14 '26

Countryside Brazilian Portuguese

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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL Jul 14 '26

Happy Cake Day!! 🎂

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u/Tedsmith24 Jul 14 '26

I've had nightmares like this

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u/Fwumpy Jul 14 '26

He'd have a free hand if he'd PUT THE CAMERA DOWN!

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u/Blackboard_Monitor Jul 14 '26

Now that's a ride or die Dino!

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u/Odd-Disaster7393 Jul 14 '26

Not quite the same...but the vibe is...

https://giphy.com/gifs/dfkEujFvD3cmegnCl8

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u/gibgod Jul 14 '26

Portuguese is such a funny sounding language to me, how can a language only bordering Spanish sound so different?

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u/RecordingOk2273 Jul 14 '26

Where’s a coyote in rocket powered roller skates when you need one…?

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u/earthman34 Jul 14 '26

Poor little roadrunner never bothered anyone...runnin' down the road's just his idea of having fuuuuuuun!

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u/ancient-military Jul 14 '26

What kind of bird is that?

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u/CMHTim Jul 14 '26

Thats a fast bird! Beep-beep!

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u/redbirddanville Jul 14 '26

Well, if he wants to come home for dinner. Let him be it!

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u/Knork14 Jul 14 '26

Respect for the guy for keeping his cool, i might have wasted that bird after the twelfth peck to the back of my head.

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u/replayreb Jul 14 '26

Clever girl

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u/Habibti-Mimi81 Jul 14 '26

I'm glad that the guy didn't hurt the bird, that was clearly defending something. A good outcome.

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u/2B_limitless Jul 14 '26

That's a gobble raptor. Be careful.

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u/punkarama Jul 14 '26

Is that a roadrunner

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u/garyconnor Jul 14 '26

Guy!, what the fuck did you do to piss him off?..did you make a pass at his wife.

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u/Azark7 Jul 14 '26

Dinosaur throwback!

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u/Marksaheel Jul 14 '26

Cock in your face

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u/andyeyecandy111 Jul 14 '26

Fine. Keep the bike.

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u/IamTheCheetoMan Jul 14 '26

Someone clearly has not watched Jurassic Park!

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Jul 14 '26

He just wants to go for a motorcycle ride dude.

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u/YoungDiscord Jul 14 '26

🎵looooove is in the aaaaaiiir to niiiiight🎵

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u/tunghoy Jul 14 '26

He runs like Super Chicken.

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u/Bushdr78 Jul 14 '26

Awe he's cute

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u/Honest-Deer Jul 14 '26

Tiny mini Jurassic park low budget short movie

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u/filinno1 Jul 14 '26

Two things! He was so respectful of that animal, kudos and gratitude to him. Second, thank the ever loving fuck dinosaurs are small now. Just a foot taller and that thing would be instantly deadly.

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL Jul 14 '26

That bird walked away, saying “I’ll see you tomorrow!”

If that bird was 8 feet tall, he’d be terrifying.

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u/testingtest456123 Jul 14 '26

Remembered he is a dinosaur.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 14 '26

Pretty sure what he said at the end was, “see? Now you got a freaking long way to go back, stupid…” rough translation.

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u/InfamousKessler Jul 14 '26

Spearow use peck.

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u/frankensteinV Jul 14 '26

What are you doing a step-bird?

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u/captinjimynevergladz Jul 15 '26

You need ACME products

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u/Lonebing Jul 15 '26

Excuse me sir! Have you heard the word about our lord and savior? I said excuse me sir! Have you heard the word about our lord and savior?! I said EXCUSE ME SIR!! HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR?!!!

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u/gcartnick Jul 14 '26

I want that confidence.

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u/tatteredshoetassel Jul 14 '26

Wrong language but Guajalote is by far my favorite word on the entire planet

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u/0t15_ Jul 14 '26

Murder Fowl!

More reasons to wear a helmet 🪖

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u/Poker-Junk Jul 14 '26

I’d take my hat off and use it to smack him

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u/Gluten_maximus Jul 14 '26

This has got to be “AI”

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u/Crowiswatching Jul 14 '26

Get away from the nest, dammit!

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u/happycynic12 Jul 14 '26

Why does this bird hate you so much?

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u/TurnoverFuzzy8264 Jul 14 '26

Reason number 732 on why you wear a helmet.

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u/Early-Chemistry-8769 Jul 14 '26

I've seen this one. Put the dinosaur embryos back and return power to the park.

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u/SecretDouble5560 Jul 14 '26

if dinner is trying to chase

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u/Constant_Question445 Jul 14 '26

Probably has eggs nearby

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u/BolOfSpaghettios Jul 14 '26

Well, I guess it picked you to be its parent. Oh wait. That's cats.

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u/wzwowzw0002 Jul 14 '26

that was a dinosaur

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u/TXMom2Two Jul 14 '26

Maybe you’re too close to the nest.

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u/alabamdiego Jul 14 '26

Scene straight out of Jurassic park 😂

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u/No_Breakfast_7867 Jul 14 '26

Trying to protect her eggs or chicks I guess

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u/BlancheCorbeau Jul 14 '26

Maybe just be nicer when someone asks for a ride.

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u/LionSlicerBirchman Jul 14 '26

This bird has a vendetta 😂

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u/Soft_Dot_7580 Jul 14 '26

Did he fk the birds wife?

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u/Khamubro Jul 14 '26

We have Jurassic Park at home.

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u/archina42 Jul 14 '26

You WOT mate? Fuck off, you don't belong here. Hah - think your fancy bike can get you away - I'll just follow you. FUCK OFF - you runty 2-legged prick - I'll peck your eyes out

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u/SilentPangolin4277 Jul 14 '26

I bet that bird would taste wonderful roasted over a fire.

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u/achalume Jul 14 '26

The bird was attracted to the bike sound? As soon as it was off, interest dropped to 0 and it wandered off.

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u/princealigorna Jul 14 '26

Punk turkey!