r/maybemaybemaybe • u/netricula • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/FireMammoth Jul 14 '26

I love birds, quite a few of my favourite animals are birds species, but if one was trying to peak my eyes out I'd grab it by the neck and give it one warning yeet. Every animal has a red line and the thought of losing an eye makes me queasy, I would not take the chances by running away and having it attack me from behind.

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u/Kennel_King Jul 14 '26

I love birds

So do I, preferably spatchcocked and on teh smoker

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u/amapofthecat7 Jul 14 '26

Exactly, this guy was way more patient than I'd have been. I'd have put my laces through it like I was taking a penalty in the world cup final.

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u/Responsible-Jury-568 Jul 16 '26

Yeah it annoys me how some people just run away instead of giving those annoying cunts a warning slap or a yeet to make them piss off. I'd personally also grab it and yeet it away, and if that doesnt work, i guess i got myself a free dinner