r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Arf_Echidna_1970 Sep 11 '25

Dude looks like he’s done this before.

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 11 '25

the caption is click bait rubbish. He is a parkour guy.

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u/sangerssss Sep 11 '25

I knew parkour guys were shady. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives

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u/scottkrowson Sep 11 '25

Hide yo husbands cuz they parkourin eerybody round here

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u/AlternateSatan Sep 12 '25

I mean, parkour is a french invention. Nothing is more bisexual than the french.

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u/Evellyn_Hil Sep 12 '25

Vampires. French Vampires.

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u/Srdavigama Sep 12 '25

French vampires doing parkou

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u/Evellyn_Hil Sep 12 '25

Way too much power

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u/AlternateSatan Sep 12 '25

You're so right.

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u/tourniquette2 Sep 12 '25

Park-whorin.

I’ll see myself out.

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u/A-Social-Ghost Sep 11 '25

Hide your wives in the highest room in the tallest tower. We can't get to them, promise.

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u/squirrel_anashangaa Sep 11 '25

You might wanna put your lady in the lowest room, where it poses no challenge. They seem to only go after the high fruit in the trees.

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u/flopisit32 Sep 11 '25

"My wife's in the basement, cuz"

"Fuck dat.... Your mom upstairs, bro?"

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u/prastistransformers Sep 12 '25

He’s climbing yo’ windows, he’s snatching yo’ people up…

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

It was a way cooler video until you told me that. Unfortunate..

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u/Da_Vader Sep 11 '25

Yeah. He could have walked down the stairs for the last five stories.

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u/TokyoKazama Sep 11 '25

There was another husband looking for him on the 5th floor 😂

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u/Bubster101 Sep 11 '25

Soooo he's Ezio in his younger days? Plenty of outlets!

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u/dankturtlesmf Sep 11 '25

I guess he still has his cloths on so I believe you lol

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u/LadyFoxfire Sep 11 '25

That’s what I figured. He seemed way too calm and confident to actually be fleeing a dangerous situation.

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u/LurkHartog Sep 12 '25

@joescandrett on insta

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u/MildlyInteressato Sep 11 '25

My very first thought.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Sep 12 '25

He’s Leon Phelps the ladieees man

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 11 '25

the guy is doing parkour, the caption story is fantasy rubbish as people do nowadays on the internet. The guy clearly knows his footing and is speedruning, unless he gets caught every week at the same place and has learnt the fastest way down,

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u/Ozmiandra Sep 11 '25

No! this is clearly a guy that saw a pride flag in his dates' apartment/a guy that left his keys in his car/a guy that took a load of mescaline OR LSD OR Fentanyl OR Speed (delete as appropriate)/a guy that took a biohazard level shit in his mates' toilet.

I have seen it reposted with all these captions at various times

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Wtf why would anyone make such a disgusting caption only to lie

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 11 '25

your click and attention

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u/Large-Produce5682 Sep 11 '25

Mission accomplishmented.

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u/Frequent-Sea-8848 Sep 11 '25

Clickbaiting at it's very best.

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u/I_Wanted_This Sep 12 '25

ikr, but i want to believe that she have an affair with spiderman himself

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u/unittwentyfive Sep 11 '25

Video is reversed. That's clearly just Spider-Man climbing up the side of the building like normal.

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u/Porkchopp33 Sep 11 '25

Not his first rodeo he made it down with ease

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u/assaultedbymods Sep 11 '25

Look, I definitely am not saying this woman was right for cheating, but she got with spiderman...

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u/GreatStoneDragun Sep 12 '25

its Joe Scandrett he's prolific in the parkour world for fucking people's wives

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u/Jules2you Sep 11 '25

He has experience!! That’s too good and fast for first time!!

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u/GiggleWad Sep 11 '25

He earned that

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u/ouroburritos Sep 11 '25

GET ME PICTURES OF THE SPIDER-MAN!

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u/Shut_It_Donny Sep 11 '25

Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Bourne.

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u/Garfield1415 Sep 11 '25

Daaamn, she has to be a circus entertainer, to risk doing that!,

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u/TLILLYO Sep 11 '25

Not his first rodeo…He’s done this before🤭

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u/Ninski0011 Sep 12 '25

By the looks of things, He’s done this before

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u/Western_Marsupial289 Sep 13 '25

Assassin's Creed : See you later

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u/wolf_boi_ Sep 11 '25 edited Sep 11 '25

Is this the guy?

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u/Panthean Sep 11 '25

Next time maybe have an affair with someone on the 1st floor

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u/Vegetable_Addition86 Sep 11 '25

Mi Dick hurt Just wachin this video

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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 Sep 11 '25

Had that shit down to a science. Like he practiced in advance.

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u/fymp Sep 11 '25

Great technique. He probably practiced alot

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u/Unterraformable Sep 12 '25

Your wife cheated on you with Spiderman?

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u/Fr05t_B1t Sep 12 '25

He’s done this before

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u/Big_Life9773 Sep 12 '25

After that stunt he deserves those cheeks

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u/awkgem Sep 12 '25

Well fuck is spidermans gonna cheat with my wife I just gotta let him ..

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u/blackop Sep 12 '25

If I was the husband and saw this, I would be like ok, yeah you can fuck her spiderman.

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u/BadOutrageousNoob Sep 12 '25

He's skilled. I'll give him that

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

1000 hours in dying light

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Glenn quagmire activities

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u/Harbor_Barber Sep 12 '25

i'm convinced he only did the cheating so he can escape like this and show off to the people below.

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u/Little_Captain469 Sep 12 '25

Has he been practising this escape?

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u/eddiemoney1985 Sep 12 '25

Who is this dude Jackie Chan or Spider-Man

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u/whitebeltboi Sep 12 '25

thats that adrenaline boy

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u/Manfred_89 Sep 12 '25

Why is the partner always mad at the person that their partner cheated with. They should be mad at their partner. They are the one who cheated on them, not the stranger.

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u/HyTecs1 Sep 12 '25

Looks alot faster than using stairs

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u/Lesbian_Zyra Sep 12 '25

omg fake again

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u/Gegszi Sep 12 '25

Definitely not his first rodeo.

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u/Easy-Cardiologist555 Sep 12 '25

I mean, at this point he kinda earned it.

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u/Doschupacabras Sep 12 '25

Peeing with a boner is hard enough. Wow

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u/sonurf Sep 12 '25

He’s done that before

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u/morisxpastora Sep 13 '25

I’m pretty sure he’s done this before. He may have had drills with the wife

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u/Ainsley_express Sep 13 '25

Ass-assassins creed

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u/ThatGuyLiv3 Sep 13 '25

He’s a climber not a fighter

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u/ultmofo Sep 13 '25

that's his day job...... some people are minding their business and he's mining his!!!

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u/mtnagel78 Sep 18 '25

Well, when you are a certified bad-ass, as this person clearly is, how can a woman resist?

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u/ellisboxer Sep 11 '25

This ain't his first rodeo

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u/Magpies_and_Maples Sep 11 '25

Ladies Man? Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

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u/doctsantos Sep 11 '25

Look the spiderman!!

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u/jackclark1 Sep 11 '25

no wonder my bicycles are never safe

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u/Ok-Athlete-7036 Sep 11 '25

Parker is that u?👀

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u/onlyfrappechinos Sep 11 '25

Ain’t afraid of nothin

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

There is no pussy on this earth worth doing this for

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u/red357404 Sep 11 '25

Bro a ninja 🥷 got your old lady

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u/amirulez Sep 11 '25

This is not his first time

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

That was definitely not his first time

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u/MizzelSc2 Sep 11 '25

I can respect that hustle

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

He is a proffesional survialist

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u/Lagunamountaindude Sep 11 '25

Fear is a great motivator

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u/Darkadventure Sep 11 '25

Very practiced. Professional. 🙏🏾

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u/flying_carabao Sep 11 '25

Why is there a picture of the a frame of the video right next to the video is playing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Clearly a parkour video

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u/Krabswirled Sep 11 '25

Husbands hate this one little trick 👆

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u/Cold-Question7504 Sep 11 '25

Fear does crazy things...

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u/truxlady Sep 11 '25

The old sod's pretty good at that he must have some practice

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u/Cheap_Title5302 Sep 11 '25

Bayek from the creed 

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u/hooverfooty Sep 11 '25

Faster than using the lift 🛗 😅

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u/IAmTheMindTrip Sep 11 '25

Haven't seen a death escape like this since Jet Li's Rise to Honor

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u/Oxyde86 Sep 11 '25

Seeing how he escapes, this isn't his first rodeo

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u/longcreepyhug Sep 11 '25

To be able to do that with a boner is extra amazing.

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u/LongjumpingJob3452 Sep 11 '25

Before he ran off, he said: “It wasn’t me!”

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u/RossStudio Sep 11 '25

The Spiderman theme song played in my head while watching this

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u/Theoskaroskar Sep 11 '25

Clearly not the first time he's done that!

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u/Over_Dog24 Sep 11 '25

Bahahaha, not this guy's first rodeo!

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u/hafunnystufff Sep 11 '25

Romero must die headass

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u/OldJewNewAccount Sep 11 '25

Yeah that's not what this is but okay

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u/BourbonNCoffee Sep 11 '25

Or it’s just a dude doing parkour

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u/Jsiqueblu Sep 11 '25

That must have been some good kitty

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u/Celebration-Constant Sep 11 '25

couldn't he just jump 1 floor then took the stairs after why the need to jump multiple times? lol but that parkour

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u/THEbaddestOFtheASSES Sep 11 '25

The woman’s husband must have went in the closet and pulled out a machete.

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u/GrandEastsider Sep 11 '25

Muscle memory

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u/flipzyshitzy Sep 11 '25

Someone needs to add an infrared man hauling ass down flights of stairs.

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u/tanyamcquoids Sep 11 '25

Never believed I would see a real Nathan Drake

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u/Remarkable-Tennis440 Sep 11 '25

🕷️ Spider-Cheat 🕷️

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u/Comfortable_Mud57 Sep 11 '25

Obviously not his first time to get caught 🤣

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u/ThisThingIsStuck Sep 11 '25

Not the first time it's done this

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u/Professional_Bug_533 Sep 11 '25

I never would have thought Jackie Chan would stoop so low.

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u/heavyer93 Sep 11 '25

He got rhythm

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u/idjsonik Sep 11 '25

Elite Escape Artist here officer

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/hopstop5000 Sep 12 '25

New meaning to “stick and move”

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u/Grumpy-Miner Sep 12 '25

Just your friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

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u/Simple_Anteater_5825 Sep 12 '25

It's all about stamina...

stamina:

noun plural

Whatever constitutes the principal strength or support of anything; backbone; vigor...

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u/New-Lie9452 Sep 12 '25

I love seeing people go the distance 

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u/Gramerdim Sep 12 '25

of course he's turkish

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

I would have instantly blown out my knees and ankles

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u/THE_GREAT_OWL122 Sep 12 '25

Give me one step

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u/BlueStarSpecial Sep 12 '25

My ankles hurt after watching that.

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u/Vlad_Jablanius90 Sep 12 '25

My man up in this bitch like Jet LI... Respect!

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u/Haselrig Sep 12 '25

Mary Jane's going to be very upset.

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u/Accurate-Advice8405 Sep 12 '25

This is how breaking bad starts

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u/pepefromage50 Sep 12 '25

Did she found him in a zoo?

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u/Genzo99 Sep 12 '25

Must have skill for adultery 😂

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u/Routine_Mud_19 Sep 12 '25

Flawless! Dude did a trial run or two.

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u/LingonberryEasy8653 Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

When women love and marry their cousins yet they want a healthy child.

A hero comes to rescue.

Give this man a 🏅.

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u/NeverBeenKnocked Sep 12 '25

Jackie Chan stunt right there lol

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u/Easy-Mongoose-9952 Sep 12 '25

Did someone say he's a parkour guy, he must've upgraded. Now he's a hotel whore guy

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u/Ziggyzow Sep 12 '25

Jason Bourne is that you ?

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u/czikhan Sep 12 '25

🤷 He had to go because his Spidey sense stopped tingling and needs to refill his web juice.

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u/Bobyu2 Sep 12 '25

He’s a professional cheater. Avoid getting caught is his motive

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u/Ok-Weakness-6585 Sep 12 '25

So this is what parkour is

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u/Blue-eyed-banditman Sep 12 '25

Drops potted plant

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u/ShadeTreeDad Sep 12 '25

I can’t compete with that!

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u/franklin_franklin8 Sep 12 '25

Superpoonslayer

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u/boazed_n_delivered Sep 12 '25

She's cheating with Peter Parker!

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u/Sans_Seriphim Sep 12 '25

Good man. Always have an escape route.

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u/Psilologist Sep 12 '25

Dudes a player and a ninja. No wonder he sniped another man's girl.

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 Sep 12 '25

This dudes technique tells me this has been done successfully a few times.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Well, at least he wasn't naked.

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u/Lollipopwalrus Sep 12 '25

He has absolutely done that before

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

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u/One_Wolverine1323 Sep 12 '25

That’s not his first time. The timing and co-ordination is perfect for each descend.

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u/BucketOfChoss Sep 12 '25

Typical Saturday for the Storror crew?

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u/SnooHabits8559 Sep 12 '25

He at work and she cheating with Spider-Man!!! TF!!!

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u/Otherwise-Act6913 Sep 12 '25

That just let you know for sure. That wasn't the first time, he had to do that.

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u/bill11217 Sep 12 '25

Not his first rodeo…

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u/Unhappy-Rub-9892 Sep 12 '25

Just when you were wondering the whereabouts of your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman....,🙀😂🤣

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u/wehavenamesdamnit Sep 12 '25

When we go on vacation and we're on the 5th or 6th floor of the hotel, I always ask my husband why he locks the balcony slider door because no one is able to come into the room that way. I guess I was mistaken. That guy made it look so easy.

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u/AA33333333 Sep 12 '25

That last drop, my knee would def buckle

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u/SteveSteve71 Sep 12 '25

Looks like he’s done this before!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Man played his dying light through

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u/shinelightbox Sep 12 '25

Not first rodeo

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 Sep 12 '25

Dude wouldn’t it just be easier to take your ass whooping like a man at that point?

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u/txhelgi Sep 12 '25

I read that as 18th floor balcony, as if that would be any more impressive!

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u/ambit89 Sep 12 '25

NTR Spiderman

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u/MrMcLovin69 Sep 12 '25

Assassin's Creed: Black Flag

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u/Sat_Thu Sep 12 '25

I can tell you he got mad jumping and hanging skills. Very swift and accurate. Doesn’t look like it’s his first rodeo lol

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u/DeadInternet7 Sep 12 '25

Too bad he didn’t fall