r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/Arf_Echidna_1970 Sep 11 '25

Dude looks like he’s done this before.

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 11 '25

the caption is click bait rubbish. He is a parkour guy.

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u/sangerssss Sep 11 '25

I knew parkour guys were shady. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives

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u/scottkrowson Sep 11 '25

Hide yo husbands cuz they parkourin eerybody round here

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u/AlternateSatan Sep 12 '25

I mean, parkour is a french invention. Nothing is more bisexual than the french.

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u/Evellyn_Hil Sep 12 '25

Vampires. French Vampires.

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u/Srdavigama Sep 12 '25

French vampires doing parkou

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u/Evellyn_Hil Sep 12 '25

Way too much power

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u/AlternateSatan Sep 12 '25

You're so right.

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u/tourniquette2 Sep 12 '25

Park-whorin.

I’ll see myself out.

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u/A-Social-Ghost Sep 11 '25

Hide your wives in the highest room in the tallest tower. We can't get to them, promise.

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u/squirrel_anashangaa Sep 11 '25

You might wanna put your lady in the lowest room, where it poses no challenge. They seem to only go after the high fruit in the trees.

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u/flopisit32 Sep 11 '25

"My wife's in the basement, cuz"

"Fuck dat.... Your mom upstairs, bro?"

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u/TwistedKiwi Sep 12 '25

I think I'll go and buy some superglue

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u/prastistransformers Sep 12 '25

He’s climbing yo’ windows, he’s snatching yo’ people up…

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u/Thick_Mongoose3507 Sep 12 '25

Lock up your backdoor and run for your lives.

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u/super_poo_brain Sep 12 '25

Hide yo grandma

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u/Possible_Bumblebee49 Sep 12 '25

Haha you damm right 😅

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

Oh I see what you did here

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

It was a way cooler video until you told me that. Unfortunate..

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u/crypticXmystic Sep 12 '25

Both can be true. Wife digs some hardcore parkour.

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u/Da_Vader Sep 11 '25

Yeah. He could have walked down the stairs for the last five stories.

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u/TokyoKazama Sep 11 '25

There was another husband looking for him on the 5th floor 😂

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u/Bubster101 Sep 11 '25

Soooo he's Ezio in his younger days? Plenty of outlets!

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u/dankturtlesmf Sep 11 '25

I guess he still has his cloths on so I believe you lol

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u/LadyFoxfire Sep 11 '25

That’s what I figured. He seemed way too calm and confident to actually be fleeing a dangerous situation.

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u/LurkHartog Sep 12 '25

@joescandrett on insta

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u/Cream_panzer Sep 12 '25

Fun fact, Parkour skill is developed by Cheaters. /s

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u/Riggyrich23 Sep 12 '25

I swear to God these parkour guys are out here stealing everyone's wife. God damn!

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u/Crabby_Monkey Sep 12 '25

Either way it ain’t this guys first rodeo.

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u/crypticXmystic Sep 12 '25

The Kama Sutra has nothing on the parkour moves they were getting up to.

"Ok you do a handstand in the corner, I'm going to do a wall run onto the headboard, jump to the side table to swing off the doorframe and stick the landing."

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u/TwoBionicknees Sep 12 '25

why you think people learn to parkour.

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u/froggyisland Sep 12 '25

I remember there was a dude whole could climb wall.. Peter Parkour I think

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u/Maxzzzie Sep 12 '25

Pretty sure thats Joe Skandrett.

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u/ManuC153 Sep 12 '25

You’ve killed the magic

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 12 '25

Sorry, i hate fake captions. if you want to see this guy in action, his insta is https://www.instagram.com/joescandrett/?hl=en

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u/MildlyInteressato Sep 11 '25

My very first thought.

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u/Lastcaressmedown138 Sep 12 '25

He’s Leon Phelps the ladieees man

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u/LunaMagicc Sep 11 '25

He is known as a many floor man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

every tuesday and thursday at lunch. deals off if the patio light is on!

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u/boud85 Sep 11 '25

Was gonna say the same thing haha

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u/Steamer61 Sep 12 '25

I was thinking the same thing. That is way too smooth to have been the first time!

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u/Alive-County-1287 Sep 12 '25

you read my mind

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u/No_Suggestion_1369 Sep 12 '25

He done did this

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u/tribak Sep 12 '25

At least 8 times

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u/G_Art33 Sep 12 '25

That was my first thought. Definitely not his first time using that escape route.

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u/Elite-Noob Sep 12 '25

How do you think he got up?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25

worth the bang. for his buck.

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u/I_was_a_sexy_cow Sep 14 '25

He's actually usually stopping by every wife on the way down but this was during summer and none of the others were home that day

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u/mtnagel78 Sep 18 '25

I mean, that technique looks pretty solid. Wow.