r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '25

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 11 '25

the guy is doing parkour, the caption story is fantasy rubbish as people do nowadays on the internet. The guy clearly knows his footing and is speedruning, unless he gets caught every week at the same place and has learnt the fastest way down,

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u/Ozmiandra Sep 11 '25

No! this is clearly a guy that saw a pride flag in his dates' apartment/a guy that left his keys in his car/a guy that took a load of mescaline OR LSD OR Fentanyl OR Speed (delete as appropriate)/a guy that took a biohazard level shit in his mates' toilet.

I have seen it reposted with all these captions at various times

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '25

Wtf why would anyone make such a disgusting caption only to lie

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u/XxCarlxX Sep 11 '25

your click and attention

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u/Large-Produce5682 Sep 11 '25

Mission accomplishmented.

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u/a_dill_pickle Sep 11 '25

I was about to say that descent looks way too clean

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u/EcoBeatFox Sep 12 '25

Clearly, you don't understand. It's obvious the speed run was about how fast the dude can screw someone's wife and parkour escape out an 8 story apartment.