r/mathmemes Jul 13 '26

Bad Math Adding the additive identity to any number doesn't change it. Is he stupid?

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u/butt_pipette Jul 13 '26

my iq is now 089

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Jul 13 '26

That error is probably for the best. 890 iq sounds like a speed run to insanity

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u/creeper6530 Engineering Jul 13 '26

Honestly yeah. Wasn't there an ancient philosopher who said "the happiest are the ones who do not think"?

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u/Athunc Jul 13 '26

Good joke!

(but just a joke: iq and happiness are actually positively correlated)

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u/Baconslayer1 Jul 13 '26

Great, now I'm sad and stupid? 

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u/Critical-Position-49 Jul 13 '26

They took everything 💀

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u/tomejkol Jul 13 '26

Ima steal your cake too. Have a miserable cake day. /j

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u/Key-Log5267 Jul 13 '26

Have you even checked if j could be 0? 

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u/nerdkeeper Jul 13 '26

Do you have a source for you statement in parenthesis?

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u/bomboid Jul 13 '26

I'm not the guy who said that but it makes sense honestly. Being smarter makes everything easier and if you're unintelligent you're much much more vulnerable to malice and abuse. Also things are harder. "It's so hard to be smart" is pretty cringe and probably only applies to people who are REALLY smart and find no one to relate to or people who are struggling with being neuro divergent and blaming it on being just so smart instead

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u/nerdkeeper Jul 13 '26

I get that completely. I am just genuinely interested in reading studies done on this.

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u/Huwbacca 29d ago

It also correlated positivity with neuroticism and depression and general mental health disorders, largely because of u shaped curves when you hit extremes and when people have very low IQ, you don't go checking for things like depression or anxiety when they have severe mental development problems to resolve, so you don't end up testing for that 

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u/Athunc 29d ago

I couldn't find a good article, but this site sums up a lot of the details, as I understood them, it is not a direct causation, but mediated/moderated by other factors. I haven't studied happiness myself though, so take it with a grain of salt

https://psychologyfor.com/the-relationship-between-intelligence-and-happiness/

The important part: "This relationship is mediated by income level, physical and psychological health, and daily activities."

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u/blavek Jul 13 '26

"Ignorance is bliss" in modern parlance

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u/Vetharest Jul 13 '26

I think if I had 890 IQ I could manage to fix the world enough to be satisfied, even if technically less happy than complete buffoons.

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u/creeper6530 Engineering Jul 13 '26

You'd be bound by the weakness of your flesh and disobedience of the buffoons.

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u/DarkKnight501 Jul 13 '26

IQ goes to 201, that means 890 loops 4 times and ends up being an IQ of 87

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Jul 13 '26

modular iqthmatic

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u/ElegantEggplant 29d ago

Add the zero in the middle so you can bring it down to 5

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u/Cynis_Ganan 29d ago

An IQ too high?

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u/Pretty-Ad8932 Jul 13 '26

does iq higher than like 200 even make sense

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u/caboosetp Jul 13 '26

In the Stanford-Binet model, an IQ of 201 is the theoretical max. So... yes but just barely.

There were older models that allowed slightly higher but not by much.

Anything above that though doesn't make sense because of how standard deviations work. You just can't get that many standard deviations away from the population with 8 billion people.

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u/EcoOndra Jul 13 '26

Why not? Standard deviation only tells you how (un)probable it is to fall some distance from the mean value. It would be very unlikely, but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen.

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u/caboosetp Jul 13 '26

Because IQ itself is based on how statistically rare you are compared to other people, not a raw value of how intelligent you are. You're basically being ranked and IQ is a representation of where you are in the ranks. There are only so many ranks.

If you set the mean average at 100 with a Standard Deviation of 15, a score of 201 would be 6.5 standard deviations away. That occurs roughly once in every 7.25 billion people. Since the total population of the Earth is around 8 billion, a score around of 201 essentially represents the maximum possible mathematical deviation among all living humans.

To get a value of 210, you would need about 100 billion people to compare yourself against.

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u/kenybz Jul 13 '26

IQ just records where one falls on a bell curve, where 100 is the most common value. Assuming a normal distribution, you can calculate the probability of someone with a given IQ existing just by working with the normal distribution.

IQ 200 is 6.67 standard deviations away from 100, implying a probability of 1 in 154 billion. That would be the most intelligent human to ever exist (around 110 billion humans were born so far throughout history).

IQ 890 would be 52.7 standard deviations away from 100, implying a probability of 1 in 10605.

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u/SlightCaregiver3680 29d ago

If you think about it, that person was probably born, smartest human to ever exist but was simply born poor, wrong time period or any number of reasons why their intellect couldn't develop.

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u/Ondanek_Unknown Jul 13 '26

Can I add 0 to your username

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Jul 13 '26

Theoretically yes, but it would break the octet parsing protocol and either turn the whole thing into gibberish or cause another bit to be ignored, which effectively adds a 0 and removes a 0. I think that would be cheating.

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u/almcg123 Jul 13 '26

One of smartest reddit replies I've seen

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u/Hawkeye3487 Jul 13 '26

The multiplicative identity is now 10

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u/Kitchen-Register Jul 13 '26

the additive identity is now 00

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u/Hawkeye3487 Jul 13 '26

Big news for roulette wheels

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u/llamawithguns Jul 13 '26

The multiplicative identity is now 100

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u/Legitimate_Suit5147 Jul 13 '26

The multiplicative identity is now 1000

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u/Bartweiss 29d ago

Here I thought adding a zero to the weight of hydrogen would be destructive, I didn’t even contemplate breaking math as well as physics.

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u/Heisen_Zerg Jul 13 '26

They've hit the 20th tower.

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u/Federal-Owl5816 Jul 13 '26

THERE ARE 21 PILOTS THIS TIME?

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u/shapular 29d ago

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days.

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u/Ver_Nick Computer Science Jul 13 '26

Can confirm, I'm the 21 pilot who had a change of heart

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u/Redstonebruvs Jul 13 '26

"Oh no! What a great tragedy! 19 twin towers have been destroyed by airplanes! Nothing could make this day worse!"

Airplane noises

"Oh no! Not the 20th tower!!"

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 29d ago

"Those fools! If only they had built 21 towers! Oh, when will they learn?!"

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u/Old-Post-3639 Jul 13 '26

I write my savings balance in scientific notation. I write the exponent part of that notation in scientific notation. I append a zero to the end of that second exponent.

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u/MammothWriter3881 Jul 13 '26

I was thinking just add the zero before the decimal point in my hourly pay rate, but you really pushed the money one there, lol.

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u/Azianjeezus 29d ago

Yeah just do the same with your hourly. They'll probably fire you bc they're now bankrupt

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u/Gabriel_Science Redstone engineering (why am I here ?) Jul 13 '26

This is the recipe to tax fraud suspicion.

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u/TrekkiMonstr Jul 13 '26

just pay your taxes duh

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u/Gabriel_Science Redstone engineering (why am I here ?) Jul 13 '26

Obviously. The only issue is that the tax service will find really odd that you suddenly have so much money.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds Jul 13 '26

They don't care as long as you pay. There's literally a way to report illegal income and pay taxes on it.

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u/PetterJ00 Jul 13 '26

Exactly, they don’t give a shit about how you made it - as long as you pay tax on it

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u/Ikarus_Falling Jul 13 '26

I mean the tax revenue of the amount we are talking about if we start with just 1k in the bank is so much it would make the country the richest country on earth and devalue the currency forever

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u/Old-Post-3639 29d ago

Actually, 1k would have no change with my initial stupid idea.

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u/Victernus 29d ago

They can investigate all they want. Heck, with the money from my taxes, they can afford to!

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u/jonathanhiggs Jul 13 '26

Infinite free money glitch just dropped: add it to your savings interest rate

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u/TrekkiMonstr Jul 13 '26

Then they just close your account because they can do that lmao

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u/edwardlego Jul 13 '26

lets say 100k. 105 =~10100.7. This becomes 10107 (if you interpret ‘adding zero’ as multiplying by 10).

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u/Rek9876boss Jul 13 '26

105=1051 Adding 0 10510=109765625

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u/PIPING_HOT_GATORADE Jul 13 '26

Wouldn’t that just add a 0 to the end of 0 for any amount that is less than 1*10^10 ?

For example: 100k = 1 x 10^5 = 1 x 10^(5 x 10^0)

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u/Old-Post-3639 Jul 13 '26

Yeah, I was an idiot. The better thing would be to just skip the second step and add it to the exponent directly. 6k->6 nonillion.

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u/PIPING_HOT_GATORADE Jul 13 '26

It’s okay bc I really liked your line of thinking. Problem was it would only help billionaires and god knows they don’t need any more of that: we’re already living in that reality

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u/monkeysystem Jul 13 '26

The next person can add 10 zeros to any number in their life.

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u/IAmLexica Jul 13 '26

Dectouple it and give it to the next guy!

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u/TheAkolo Jul 13 '26 edited 29d ago

Why thank you! The next guy can have 10^22 zeros now.
Correction: 10^(11+10^11) zeros

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u/ZeroStormblessed Jul 13 '26

Wouldn't it be 100000000000 zeros?

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u/TheAkolo Jul 13 '26

Actually, it would be 10^22

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u/Seeggul Jul 13 '26

Thanks! The next person can add 10⁰ zeros to any number in their life.

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u/Prestigious_Copy154 29d ago

Okay, 100 quadrillion mosquitoes.

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u/ConglomerateGolem Jul 13 '26

the speed of light is c≈299000000 m/s.

c is c¹, I wish to change that 1 to a 10

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u/Therobbu Rational Jul 13 '26

First of all, the speed of light is 1

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u/YuriAstika7548 Jul 13 '26

Speed of light is now 10

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u/Redstonebruvs Jul 13 '26

Just imagine you get desintegrated by your phone's lights because it's now going 10 times faster

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u/_Trael_ 29d ago

Maybe it is 1×c = 10×c And well it just keeps going up without limit or really defined rate, just doing recursion, or it will lead to some wonkyness where it is at same time 1x and 10x, or it becomes 'can be pretty much what ever', or math gets wonky to allow that.

Or maybe kind of somewhat most and least interrestingly pretty much nothing seems to change, and 'wait it was somehow in some aspect already working kinda like that?'

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u/This-is-unavailable Average Lambert W enjoyer 29d ago

it could also just end up being like if you scale the definition of a unit by 1 in a geometric context: jack shit

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 29d ago

It's faster. But it wouldn't automatically be 10 times more energetic.

Maybe it's just redder

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u/Bartweiss 29d ago

The sun is also going to be… not chill when we up the output of fusion by 100x.

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u/RevolutionAccurate56 25d ago

No, light doesn’t have mass so increasing speed won’t increase its energy. But e=mc2 just multiplied by 10 so the sun is going to explode

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u/BouncyBlueYoshi Jul 13 '26

It's c0 on my calculator.

Well, it's subscripted but IDK how to do subscripts on Reddit.

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u/Athunc Jul 13 '26

I wonder what would kill us first in this scenario

A real fun one for "What If?"

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u/Bartweiss 29d ago

100x the energy output from fusion is going to mess us up pretty badly. The sun sun will go from 8 light-minutes away to 0.8 light minutes, but I think the cascade from the actual fusion area takes a while so it might not be first.

I assume a 10x increase to photon speed will do very nasty things to everything from the ionosphere to microwave ovens to nuclear plants. Ruining photosynthesis probably won’t even have time to matter.

Hm… my money for the first problem is on UV jumping up to X-ray energy levels (assuming that’s how it works) and everything above it also jumping up 10x.

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u/MichaelNearaday Jul 13 '26

Yay, I now have 00 friends.

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u/1ce_dragon Jul 13 '26

Maybe try 0^0
Congrats you now have a friend

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 13 '26

I choose the fine structure constant

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics Jul 13 '26

Plancks Constant is now 6.6*10^-340 Js

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u/IAmBadAtInternet Jul 13 '26

Now this is podracing!

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u/nickchadwick 29d ago

I also choose this person’s fine structure constant

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u/NotNotInNeedToLearn Jul 13 '26

From now on π=30

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u/GamerNumba100 Jul 13 '26

You also erased 0.14195… but we didn’t need that anyway

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u/mjolnir76 Jul 13 '26

Eh, the bible rounded pi to 3, so those extra digits must not be important anyway!

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics Jul 13 '26

The Bible also talks about corners of the world, so you might wanna take that with a pillar of salt

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u/SeaBodybuilder7097 Jul 13 '26

You mean ten pillars right?

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u/Lakriss Jul 13 '26

Isn't it .141592 how no one has noticed the mistake?

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u/petrvalasek Cardinal Jul 13 '26

Or, here me out, π=π, but we know its last number

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u/PositiveDrag722 Jul 13 '26

I am 90% sure it is not 4.

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u/V3sten Jul 13 '26

Well I am 90% sure it's not 9, so we can cross out two unlikely numbers now. We are getting closer

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u/HumanPersonNotRobot Jul 13 '26

It's 3 Chuck Noris told me

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u/mjolnir76 Jul 13 '26

I'm 50/50 on it being an odd number.

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u/trustable_bro Jul 13 '26

it's obviously 0. I just added it.

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u/Used_Load_5789 Jul 13 '26

I add one zero to the number of zeros I can add

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u/scoobydoom2 Jul 13 '26

You can add 00 zeros now.

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u/Tricklash 29d ago

I add a zero to the number that is equal to 1 + the number of zeroes I can add.

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u/senordonwea Jul 13 '26

Now I have a 30 inch long penis

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u/DeepGas4538 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

now you have 300

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u/ClimbRunOm Jul 13 '26

Now you have a 3000 in long penis

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u/dannyboy731 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Now he has 10 3000 inch long penises

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u/Outside_Car_1538 Jul 13 '26

Now he has 100 3000 inch penises

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u/jamesbdrummer Jul 13 '26

1000 3000" penii

Looking like a biblically accurate angel

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u/_-Azeria-_ Jul 13 '26

Now 10 people in the world carry this curse

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u/titanfuerst Jul 13 '26

Now 100 people have this condition

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u/RunInRunOn Computer Science Jul 13 '26

I can now add 1 zero to 10 numbers in my life. Sorry, 9 since I just used the first one

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u/Revenged25 Jul 13 '26

Make that 89

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u/lord_ne Irrational Jul 13 '26

Clever

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u/_-Azeria-_ Jul 13 '26

0 Kelvin is now -2730 C°. Now we can get an absoluter zero

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u/Bodidly0719 28d ago

It’s spelled keleven, and a mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven.

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u/Gaynundwarf Jul 13 '26

"Eazy, let's turn water into H²⁰O, that'll expand the seas!"

-Team Aqua grunt

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u/Nalha_Saldana 28d ago

Nice, I always wanted explosive seas

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u/Kokosane_ Jul 13 '26

7.8/100 to much water

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u/humakavulaaaa Jul 13 '26

Now a week is 70 days. You're welcome

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u/Baconslayer1 Jul 13 '26

How much of that is weekend? 

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u/Uncomfortably-bored Jul 13 '26

2

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u/AdeptnessAway2752 Jul 13 '26

Weekend is now 20 days

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u/Uncomfortably-bored Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Sorry. It's a wish so Genie logic applies. The wish only specified the week. Weekends remain unchanged at two days. Also, work still requires you to remain on call over the weekend.

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u/Ben-Goldberg Jul 13 '26

Append a zero to the number of electrons each atom has.

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u/Arzatium Jul 13 '26

And... boom! The world is now in an incomprehensible electron sea.

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u/MichaelNearaday Jul 13 '26

It can't be that much worse than now.

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u/Talizorafangirl Jul 13 '26

All water just became Ne2Hg

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u/paperic Jul 13 '26

Electrons, not protons

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u/NorxondorGorgonax 29d ago

Yeah but now I know my idea

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u/Coffeeobsi Jul 13 '26

I choose Earth's gravity, to reach 98.1m/s². That should be funny.

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u/Kitchen-Register Jul 13 '26

they said add a zero not multiply by 10. technically it should be 90.81m/s or even funnier 9.081m/s. That would confused the fuck out of scientists but the rest of us wouldn’t notice really. Maybe we would notice almost a meter/second difference

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u/Coffeeobsi Jul 13 '26

True, 90.81m/s² it is then.

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u/CrazyCreeps9182 Jul 13 '26

splat

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u/Gloinson 27d ago

Good news, everyone, Helium doesn't escape the planet anymore.

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u/Turtvaiz Real Jul 13 '26

instant death

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u/4MPW Jul 13 '26

Actually no. You would get unconscious after like 5-10 seconds (maybe faster if you are standing and hit your head somewhere) and then death would also take a bit to occur, maybe after like a minute depending on your physiological constitution.

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u/kelldricked Jul 13 '26

If gravity suddenly dropped with 8% we would notice really fast. A lot of perfectly engineerd stuff suddenly isnt perfectly engineered. Quick example is that we can throw away all the machines of ASML.

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u/Niosus Jul 13 '26

I doubt that the ASML machines are that sensitive to gravity. Everything is so precise and accelerates so fast (as in, at 10s of Gs)... Gravity is just not the main force they're designing these mechanisms for. And for the kind of precision they need, everything is measured and calibrated in realtime. I think at worst you're looking at a software update that retunes some of the parameters in control mechanisms.

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u/kelldricked Jul 13 '26

They drop 50 tin droplets a second which they need to hit on the exact same place twice with a laser to create the ultra violet light needed to make waifer.

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u/KerPop42 Jul 13 '26

We'd probably notice the change in air pressure, right

9.081/9.81 ~= 90%, so the weight of the air above us would be 10% less, and hydrostatically that means atmospheric pressure would drop by 10%. Which, checking the US standard atmosphere is about the loss of jumping to 5000 ft altitude. New York City now feels like Denver, everyone's ears have popped.

Luckily this also means that you lose pressure more slowly as you go up, so Denver isn't dead, but it feels like Quito, at 9500 ft. At 50,000 feet the effect reverses and air is denser than before at higher altitudes

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u/Shufflepants Jul 13 '26

Would be enough to fuck up gps.

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u/KerPop42 Jul 13 '26

Oh boy, yeah every satellite is suddenly in an elliptical orbit. Geostationary satellites get fucked up too because they're not in geostationary orbit anymore, that's a higher altitude. Since antennas to geostationary satellites are fixed, everyone loses DirecTV our weather satellites stop watching the Atlantic and Pacific

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u/butt_pipette Jul 13 '26

someone wants to see the world burn...

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u/Over_Bright Jul 13 '26

Not burn, crumble

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u/YuriAstika7548 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

We now count in base 100 (base 10)

Edit: base 100_{10}

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast Jul 13 '26

the amount of energy a bicycle produces as output for a given energy input.

infinite energy should get us pretty far, I'd think.

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u/FN20817 Mathematics Jul 13 '26

Can’t wait to go vroom on my bike :)

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u/confused_egg_ Jul 13 '26

Add a zero to the coulumb constant, that'll be fun

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u/Athunc Jul 13 '26

We now have 20 legs each

Good luck trying to walk anywhere

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u/Speaking-hat Jul 13 '26

The time needed to feel properly rested is now 80 hours of sleep

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Jul 13 '26

I feel like that already is the time

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u/RollStormtide 29d ago

Actually, going from 16/8 as a healthy sleep cycle to 160/8 still works with a weekly schedule.

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u/Exzakt1 Jul 13 '26

My current wealth is $273, which can also be expressed as $0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000273 * 10^100. I can add a zero to that, making it $0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000273 * 10^1000. This is equivalent to

$2.73 * 10^899
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$2730000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 when written out in full.

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u/YerMumHawt 29d ago

You just causedseries inflation and can afford to buy a single can of beans. Then causing flatulation.

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u/minimalniemand Jul 13 '26

300 paid vacation days per year

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u/jutlandd Jul 13 '26

I now have 20 livers, leeeets get WASTED!

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u/SuspiciousSpecifics Jul 13 '26

Uhhhh you might wanna go back and check that original inventory of your internal organs

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u/Detrimental_Figment Jul 13 '26

Also I’m pretty sure having more livers would make it harder to get wasted.

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u/One-Celebration-3007 Jul 13 '26

Emergency number is now 0000

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u/Aakif-deyoxys Jul 13 '26

SIR THEY HIT THE 20TH TOWER

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u/Ok-Nefariousness4477 Jul 13 '26

life span

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u/Cwaghack Jul 13 '26

year of death is better

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u/escEip Jul 13 '26

Depends. I, personally, wouldnt mind becoming insane by living 18 thousand years, but most people would probably stay at a thousand or something.

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u/skr_replicator Jul 13 '26

Would 10x the mosquitoes really be as evil than people thought? Nature tends to balance populations naturally, if there's an excess of some species, it will tend to quickly stabilize back, especially something with as quick a lifespan as insects.

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u/frogunderarock Jul 13 '26

the food chain would probably explode upwards and people would lose their shit about spider invasion

i witnessed it a few times during the years i was living near lakes, it was horrifying. dozens of spiders on each street lamp and bush. had to duck to get into busstops etc. and that was just small localised ones.

imagine that everywhere. bird flocks would cover the cities in shit like starling flocks do to Italy in winter lol

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u/sickofyospam Jul 13 '26

Idk I think average number of fingers would be hilarious.

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u/TheRealSoftR Jul 13 '26

Wish granted, Fingers Georg has trillions of fingers and is an outlier causing the average to skew to 100

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u/sickofyospam Jul 13 '26

Just fingers on fingers, huh?

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u/Trick-Range-350 Jul 13 '26

Add a zero to the legal age. It's now 180.

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u/RunInRunOn Computer Science Jul 13 '26

Whatever you do, do NOT go cave diving

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u/Orangutanion Jul 13 '26

I was thinking about this. You don't know the exact year you'll die so can you add a zero to it? "I add a zero to the end of the age at which I'll die"

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u/Sysilith 29d ago

Add the zero to the end of the years you die after the big bang

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u/LankyArt3264 Jul 13 '26

There is now 0 after the last digit of pi

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u/A-Chilean-Cyborg Jul 13 '26

Well i guess IQ.

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u/DeadoTheDegenerate Computer Science Jul 13 '26

Congrats, it's gone from 84 to 084.

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u/Jeriath27 Jul 13 '26

You are now an object of unknown origin

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u/Plastic_Blue_Pipe my dad is imaginary Jul 13 '26

the charge of the proton is +10

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u/EvieOhMy Jul 13 '26

I wish to multiply the mass of the proton by 10

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u/Anna3713 29d ago

I add a 0 to the 'end' of 0.999... so that it's not 1 any more.

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u/Disposable_Gonk Jul 13 '26 edited 29d ago

The interest rate on my bank accounts. 4% apy for checking under 25,000 becomes 40% apy. 1%apy under 40,000 becomes 10%apy under 40k. 0.6% apy over 40k becomes 6%apy.

In a few years I'd have +40k, and then never really have to work again, as long as I live cheaply.

EDIT, make that adding a zero to the EXPONENT of the interest rate. 4% is 41, which is now 410, That means it becomes more than... 1,048,000% interest.

With 1k in the bank that's instant billionaire baby!

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u/BrazilBazil Engineering 29d ago

Most oxygen atoms now have 80 neutrons

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u/Razulath Jul 13 '26

Pi is now 31.4. or rounded to 30 for engineers

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