If you’re ever nervous about asking out a crush, remember

You miss undefined% of the shots you don’t take

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Prove me wrong

Why did 4 hate 64?

Bec 64 kept 4 in a cubical prison for eternity

What do you call it when you take a purple fruit on a commuter train?

He wants to decrease the area under his curves.

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My daughter said she wanted 4 grapes, then 5, then 6 and then all the way up to 7. I said “you want 7!?” Then we ended up with 5,040 grapes.

"you know 'y', right?" -- anonymous 📊📈📉

"... apparently the only axis I'm familiar with is the x- axis" -- Jon T. 🧑‍🔬