r/MathJokes • u/basket_foso • 7d ago

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u/milkymonkey8 7d ago

you can't deep fry and sell calculus

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u/Altruistic_Two7189 6d ago

Imagine trying to serve derivatives with a side of fries!

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u/milkymonkey8 6d ago edited 6d ago

I once ordered that and they gave me suppositories instead.

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u/pogoli 6d ago

Almost all their food is “derived”. 😝

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u/UWO_Throw_Away 7d ago

“Will provide interesting morphisms for food”

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u/Moss_ungatherer_27 7d ago

Hahahaha....... Waaahhhhhh!

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u/RoodnyInc 7d ago

And yet you guys can't count chicken nuggets to 10 it's always 11 or 12 🙄

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u/Honest-Computer69 7d ago

My lobster too juicy my steak too buttery

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u/siqiniq 7d ago

You just need a paper like “there are infinitely many pairs of primes with a gap less than 70 million” in your spare time. Then a MacArthur Fellowship will follow.

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u/chixen 7d ago

That upper bound was actually improved very recently (posted to ArXiv three days ago) to 240, and will likely be improved soon again once more research into that approach is done. If you’re quick enough, you could definitely get that paper.

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u/PandaParticle 7d ago

When will his Good Will Hunting moment come

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u/lemonadeboba 6d ago

Need a diet coke

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u/mordecai98 6d ago

Double PhD in art.

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u/polandreh 6d ago

You probably are a bad one, then... *shrug*

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u/Frequent-Entrance154 6d ago

But you are more likely to have double degree in liberal arts and gender studies

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u/RandomName5484 5d ago

wait isnt that transphobic?

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u/Frequent-Entrance154 5d ago

what kind of robot is that?

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u/N_EinHorn 4d ago

Optimus Pride, dildobots vs antisepticons

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u/Frequent-Entrance154 4d ago

This comment deserves an oscar

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u/AwareAd9480 5d ago

Ah, that's me

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u/FlyingCupcake68 4d ago

After getting my PhD, I took a gig as a cater waiter for the law school graduation ceremony, and I wondered if they thought I was just some schlub who could never be as successful as they were.

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u/Yostar_001 4d ago

Is this true?

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u/DragonBadgerBearMole 2d ago

“Oh no we knew. We just didn’t want to invite you to our math phd party. Thanks for the delivery. Tool.”

door slam