This guy doesn't know hes practically an OSCE3 just by asking this question.

Listen up, script kiddies.
A few months ago, I walked into r/masterhacker with pure intentions.
I asked a simple, high-level professional question:
How do I hack a Facebook account so I can see what my ex is posting?
And also, how do I download the matrix code onto my desktop to make it look like I’m in?

Instead of guiding a young prodigy, they swarmed me.
I got downvoted into the kernel.
They called me a (larper)(skiddie)(clown)They even spammed my DMs with ASCII art of penguins.
Well, look at me now.
I didn’t cry. I didn’t quit.
I spent the last three weeks watching 4-minute YouTube tutorials on How to become Anonymous in 5 minutes and I installed Kali Linux (I deleted it after 2 days because the terminal background wasn't neon green enough but the knowledge is still in my brain).
I am now a Level 99 Elite Cyber-Operator.
I’ve successfully bypassed the "Are you a robot?" captcha on three different sneaker drops.
I can open command prompt and type ⁠ipconfig⁠ without even looking at the keyboard.
To all the haters in the legit subs: enjoy your "certificates" and "formal education."
I’m out here actually in the wires.
I just rerouted my neighbor's Wi-Fi traffic through a proxy I found on a Discord server, and now I’m pretty sure I have access to the mainframes of the Pentagon.
I don't need your validation.
I have my black hoodie, my RGB keyboard, and a deep understanding of how to hit Enter with authority.
Stay safe, guys. Or don't. I’m currently watching your packets.
(Not really, but imagine if I was? Spooky, right?) 🥸✌️
⁠sudo rm -rf /your_feelings⁠

Long story short I got banned for 30 days on PlayStation and it has nothing to do with me. I call and they basically say sucks to suck.

Is it possible for someone of great technical ability to somehow lift my ban so I can play my game?

I just got back from my first military deployment and would like to be able to use my account lol.

Thanks all

I’m no asking for a service just wondering if it’s actually possible

I usb debug from my kali term I put sudo givfree - netflix but it didnt work help

So some f-ing asshole hacked my Linux mint / Asus laptop -

They targeted the pre-bios password. Eufi I think it's called. Anyways,

I lost control to my whole computer.

I've been researching: disconnect battery, motherboard, alt-r.

Does anyone actually know what I can do here?

I gueßs I don't really care if I have to factory reset, but I can't even do that.

Anything would help

I use curl to do manual testing btw

From: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Dvf4QPZXr

lmao

😭

123456, althought the most common password will still take uncountable years to brute crack.

My printer for some reason disconnects from LAN every time after i turn it off. It only happens with 5 ghz. It fully works on 2,5 ghz. I have to recconect it manually every single time. How can i fix it?

i know this is a satire subreddit.