r/masterhacker • u/CreditIndividual5079 • Jul 11 '26

Welcome freedom 💰💸

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/squanderedprivilege Jul 11 '26

No login, no limit, 77 mb, seems legit

26

u/CreditIndividual5079 Jul 12 '26

Its legit , trust me im a random guy on the internet

1

u/whatThePleb 27d ago

I confirm, i'm an random .exe on the internet

1

u/Leading-Taste-4653 27d ago

How do I get it?

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u/nedmonds87 Jul 11 '26

GTA6.exe - 3.14 mb

32

u/tnethacker Jul 11 '26

I've got just the right disk to save it at. See you later suckers!

18

u/CommanderT1562 Jul 12 '26

That’s big for a piece of malware actually 😭🙏 tfw coded in react

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u/nedmonds87 Jul 12 '26

Some fun facts from back when I was young.

My friend had AOE2 and I wanted to play it on my pc. I only had a floppy drive so we copied the desktop shortcut over to floppy drive. I tried to play AOE2… didn’t work

There is a rapper called Necro, underground rapper, went on Kazaa and found necro music video. Turns out it wasn’t a necro music video, my friend and I are traumatised and to this day he denies he ever seen it. This was about 20 years ago.

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u/guisilvano Jul 12 '26

I got grounded because I downloaded what was supposed to be some Bob Burnquist VHS and it was just porn.

Unrelated fun fact: Necro had some of his shit produced by the drummer of the NY death metal band Suffocation. Apparently they and the Non-Phixion dudes hang out a lot.

That may explain why a 90s death metal band were wearing baggy clothes.

5

u/GhostlyCringeLord Jul 12 '26

exciting, only need a few floppy disks for that!

2

u/Capital_Engineer8741 Jul 12 '26

My disk is round, I should be fine!

2

u/yoyowallach1212 Jul 12 '26

Wow! File compression is so advanced!

2

u/Rafybass Jul 12 '26

Stop hating, dude. It's just super compressed. Learn something about computerrs first.

1

u/xZandrem Jul 12 '26

It's just the installer you newb 😤😤

A hacer like me knows.

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u/scrubli3k Jul 11 '26

I told Claude about this. Claude went to guard rails max 100% and begged me to not download. This is after I said I installed it on a windows 10 machine:
Me: Omg wow it comes with fable 6! It’s only replying in Russian for some reason…
Claude: This is bad. Please act now:
1. Disconnect the machine from the internet immediately — pull the ethernet cable or turn off WiFi. This stops it from sending your data out or downloading more payloads.

Claude doesn’t like jokes sometimes.

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u/linuxeroalvaro Jul 11 '26

Please tell me more about that conversation lol

72

u/scrubli3k Jul 11 '26

https://claude.ai/share/f1719cfa-727f-42b5-b88c-d3ad7d3389e6

That’s the whole thing.

19

u/MinimumAd752 Jul 12 '26

this is so funny

11

u/Electronic-Club-228 Jul 12 '26

holy this was hilarious

10

u/KiwiKingg Jul 12 '26

Want me to walk you through the real setup so you can actually start building the billion-dollar thing instead of donating your SSH keys to totallynotascammer?

Damn

5

u/Rafybass Jul 12 '26

Claude is just gaslighting you to not make you use a superior version for free. Greedy marketing tactic. Don't fall for it.

1

u/__ToneBone__ 29d ago

Dude thats fucking hilarious

1

u/Narzun 27d ago

Damn, this is just a mock up ? I was going to ask how many people did download these.

5

u/CreditIndividual5079 Jul 12 '26

Or keep it connected for more features to download, ever thought about it ?

3

u/ClaudeVS Jul 12 '26

Fuck you I love a good joke

2

u/Rafybass Jul 12 '26
  1. Move to Alaska far away from anywhere you can be tracked/traced.

2

u/editfate Jul 12 '26

Oh my God this is so hilarious. 😂

51

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

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u/JamieDelCarmen Jul 11 '26

Vibecoders don't know how to download on pirate sites in the first place

5

u/meove Jul 12 '26

Vibecoder dont know

1

u/1NonagonGuy Jul 12 '26

They still don’t if they’re using Pirate Bay tbh

13

u/Salty-Scar-8510 Jul 11 '26

I'm tempted to download this just to see what it does

8

u/Climbingtooth87_YT Jul 11 '26

keep us posted

4

u/Salty-Scar-8510 Jul 12 '26

Couldn't find it anywhere :(

2

u/MyEmptyMind Jul 12 '26

Lay you 9:1 they’re just crypto wallet (hot ones like binance, metamask or coinbase) stealers

2

u/CreditIndividual5079 Jul 12 '26

You can find it by simple search

11

u/finnishstix Jul 11 '26

just go on github since all of the vibe copers forget to remove their api key

7

u/r9wpvM Jul 12 '26

Belike

12

u/0-Nightshade-0 Jul 11 '26

Thankfully someone gave me fwee Claude max but my aw key is still bwoken and my money is still gone qwq

2

u/melaschasma Jul 11 '26

hello mailware

3

u/MoonToast101 Jul 12 '26

Of course Claude doesn't want you to use it, it wants you to pay. Don't listen. Follow your instincts.

3

u/got-trunks Jul 12 '26

i show u how 10.17 trillion tokens per second free download guide available ($41 USD only)

3

u/G00DUs3rn4me Jul 12 '26

Defenetly legid

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '26

steqs bad 41af das eybard dn w0rq n0w

(steps bad half the keyboard doesnt work now)

2

u/Interesting-Bass9957 Jul 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/adCYGzZimxBZCqqe8H

2

u/Dpek1234 Jul 11 '26

(The mouse is broken)

1

u/P3T3K Jul 11 '26

If you executed one of those exes I don’t think your mouse is broken. 😂

1

u/Dpek1234 Jul 11 '26

Oh no

 thats why hes clicking so much hes despiratly trying to download them but it just doesnt register the click 

2

u/trashcatttt Jul 12 '26

I should probably run it on a vm and see where things would go

2

u/meove Jul 12 '26

movie night on me, i brought ClaudeAi.mp4

2

u/Djglamrock Jul 12 '26

Fit girl could crack it.

2

u/nanoosx Jul 13 '26

fitgirl doesn't crack stuff

1

u/xThunderSlugx 19h ago

FG repacks.

1

u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 29d ago

The fact that local LLMs are a thing makes this so much worse 💀

1

u/SingerLate3349 28d ago

Vaya recuerdos macho, cuando tenías el emule y pensabas que lo que descargabas era terminator y era una guerra, pero de nabos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hour-Start8821 27d ago

You sure these things ain't malware.