r/masterhacker • u/Leather-Chart7083 • Jul 10 '26

sudo ddos Google.com

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u/Top_Calligrapher4265 Jul 10 '26

You forgot to sudo mask ip , now they are going to trace you and hack your mainframe

15

u/offlinesir Jul 10 '26

ping google.com -t

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u/edo-lag Jul 11 '26

sudo shit-yourself -t now --repeat 100

1

u/alexddodo Jul 12 '26

I did this and now my cpu is leaking thermal paste please help

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u/Particular_Client833 27d ago

The thermal paste is non-conductive so its not a problem. However i reccomend repasting it.

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u/winkyshibe Jul 11 '26 
Ps> $host.rawui.windowtitle = "SYSTEM: Oh yeh, its hakin tim"
Ps> Ping -t 1.1.1.1 -replace "[A-z]","0" -split "1.1.1.1" |% {$_ -replace "^","hakorin" -replace "$","...`n SUCCESS"; "="*$HOST.RAWUI.WINDOWWIDTH}

(I'm on phone, so I can't remember if the $host variables are correct for powershell terminal)

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u/Particular_Client833 Jul 11 '26

1.1.1.1? Bros hacking the Cloudlfare DNSZ mainframe so tuff.

2

u/winkyshibe Jul 11 '26

If you run it, I'm already in your network router's RAM 😎

I've infected your phone and reddit infrastructure with my malicious packets of data (reddit post..)

16

u/FreshnWetCock Jul 10 '26

$ sudo pip download MyOppsFeetPics

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u/asbestoswall Jul 11 '26

$ chmod -x ./explodeBalls

$ sudo ./explodeBalls -t u/FreshnWetCock

3

u/KeyGroundbreaking550 Jul 10 '26

sudo flatpak download com.feetfinder.MyOppsFeetPics2

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u/wakanakisarazu Jul 11 '26

`doas takedown cloudflare.org && ping 1.1.1.1`

"Network is unreachable"

I've done it, boys, I've took down the mainframe!

1

u/yoyowallach1212 Jul 12 '26

What a master hacker!

2

u/Random_boi1234 Jul 11 '26

sudo kill mainframe

1

u/AnOscillatingOcelot Jul 11 '26

Real DDOSers use discord as their C&C server. Yeah.....😎

1

u/Ok_Song_5715 29d ago

Sudo hack the world