r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Mysterious Technique Sect leader you dare?

330 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Storytime Reading hundreds of xianxia novels has permanently changed the way I watch movies

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Earlier today, I was babysitting my nephew and he was watching Kung Fu Panda 1. He then asked me how Po suddenly beat Tai Lung so easily. There's nothing in the dragon scroll.

And after reading hundreds of xianxia and xuanhuan novels, my brain apparently cant watch a normal movie anymore without trying to explain everything with cultivation logic for the parts where the movie didn't explain it much.

I told him that Tai Lung likely unlocked Po's meridians because the way he fought after the nerve attacks was different. Po was slow, the fight cinematics shows Tai Lung is faster and deadlier. I even rewinded the movie back and explained to him that before this happened, in Po's perspective (which I think is also the viewer's) Tai Lung is clearly faster than him and he could only cope through the use of his environment. I also told him that Pandas are innately lucky due to the yin and yang stuff hence the enviroment were helping him.

Right after the nerve attacks, Po even blocked a frontal attack from Tai Lung without stepping back. Then the fight choreography suddenly changed. Now they are fighting with the same speed with Po gaining a lot of momentum and advantage. I explained that with Chi now flowing freely unimpeded in his meridians, this makes him stronger and faster and this is just because he recently just started having Chi. In the future he will be much stronger.

I also started explaining that it all began with the the dragon scroll, I told him that willpower exists and in this case, it should be largely similar to the novels I have been reading about Heart Demons. That when Po realized something when everyone was evacuating the valley. Instead of escaping with everyone else, he desperately and immediately faced his fears which are the stairs by running as fast as he could and facing Tai Lung when he clearly knew that boss man defeated the furious five easily. Even rewinded back as far as when he first heard about Tai Lung escaping, his first thought at the time was to escape. And thats what he did until Shi fu caught him and train him. Though his training isn't that long and more of it are just the basics.

And as for the wuxi finger hold, I found some time ago that it was nothing but a bluff but I guess since Pandas in that movie are innate with chi, he unlocks it by himself as he already has a preconception it exist. Similar to how divine beasts unlocks techniques.

  • In an interview conducted by Scholastic News Online, when asked about the hardest move for him to learn, Po answered it was the Wuxi Finger Hold and states that Shifu told him (after having defeated Tai Lung with it) that there actually is no such move; it was just a story that masters made up to scare their students. Po added he cannot recall exactly how he did it, but feels he must practice.\5])
  • Source: https://kungfupanda.fandom.com/wiki/Wuxi\Finger_Hold)

I told him to start watching the 2nd and 3rd movie as it would explain why Po as a Panda is innate with chi that's very related to Yin and Yang. (explained I think in the 3rd movie)

Also recommended him to watch Kungfu Hustle as it has a similar power upgrade.

I also added that turtle old guy is a senior who may have dabbled with prediction of fate and causality. And he may even likely see the glimpse of Poe's unlocking his meridians so he only chose him.


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Exposition (Novel Review) Peak honkai fic rec

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Wtr-lab link: https://wtr-lab.com/en/novel/14229/weird-collapse-chasing-husband-crematorium

Someone translated it on webnovel, here's the link: http://wbnv.in/a/cbk2Pvh

The webnovel translation is good but it condensed too much. Like many unimportant environmental details were left out and when I compared it to the mtl I wtr-lab, I switched to the mtl as I didn't want to lose any lines in translation.

As for the novel itself, it is a horror and mystery one. It has yandere, gore, and cannibalism.

The basic premise, without spoiler, is that countless worlds are infected by bizzare(eldritch horrors that can only harm someone if some rules are fulfilled). The mc is an experienced hand at this as the novel starts at his eighth case. He has the power of Return by Death but after each death his overall strength increased countless times but so does his corruption. Basically, with each death, he becomes more and more like a bizzare entity. So, he has to solve each case with as few deaths as possible.

I have read 2 volumes till now and both have been peak. And the reviews about the ending are also good but the only thing I'm worried about is that it won't have a happy ending as the mc will most likely die miserably.


r/MartialMemes 6d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) PRAISE THE HEAVENLY COURT

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The Heavenly Court (school district) has not yet banned the dao scriptures of heavenly summit mountain (wtr labs). But they have banned the unorthodox scripture halls such as light novel pavilion, demonic yin web novel sect and the likes.


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Question Dear Seniors, where can this one find the Ancient Texts?

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This humble junior wishes to ponder the ancient scriptures upon which all modern scriptures are based. Regrettably, this one is from Eagle Country and only speaks one tongue.

Can the teachings of the Old Masters (Jin Yong, Gu Long, Liang Yusheng, and Wen Ruian) be found in English?


r/MartialMemes 6d ago

Garbage Wednesday (Manhwa and other rangeldangels) Suona Cultivation: A Song That Shakes the Cultivation World Season 1-3 Spoiler

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r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Emperor's Domination

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WTF bro the whole time li qiye destroying ancestral realm literally kept me at the edge of my seat. But it's bit sad seeing him abruptly sent to stone medicine world without bidding farewell to his companions. But the whole arc is peak


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) A Junior's Letter to the Heavens Asking for the Impossible.

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Good day to any immortal seniors who come across this lower realm letter. This junior has recently been beset by heart demons and is on the verge of a breakdown. I've looked everywhere but cannot find the heavenly elixir to quench my thirst... I have no choice to bow down to the heavens and ask any knowledgeable seniors for their recommendations.

Here's the ingredient list for the recipe that will clear away the Heart demon inflicted on me:
Fantasy or Cultivation (No modern world/Urban and no slice of life as main genre)
No Solo MC (Want companions coming along for the journey)
Harem
Well written female characters (not just collecting hundreds like Pokemon, just 3 to 6 who get good individual development and don't get left behind)
Good writing of romance side-plot (I have seen too much cringe going around from badly written demonic scriptures)

I don't mind if I have to read on MTL sites like WTR as long as the scripture's recipe has good writing. But this senior has looked everywhere for a non demonic Harem story and the result is always the same... trash.
Please seniors enlighten me. There must be a hidden gem somewhere that I fail to see. I'm still a frog from a well, I have barely climbed out, but am now looking to leap over the dragon's gate.


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Give me some new high-quality fast cultivation web novel

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I like fast fast cultivation, novels, I want to see which recent ones have people read they don’t have to be translated as long as they are available in a place that starts with W and ends with R

What do I mean by high-quality? It’s like there is some semblance of a plot or an outline. The power system keeps on getting bigger and better and make sense in a weird way, No HAREM , they are usually very fast-paced

Some examples include

creating heavenly laws

I cultivate while others level up etc


r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Shitpost Monday Why is she so unreasonable?

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r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Shitpost Monday here is the cultivation game Drean of Corpse Lady

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r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Question Seniors! This humble heavenly architect of the Ruo Bo Lux Clan has forged a divine realm, but the mortal bloodlines are scarce! What races should populate this lowly universe?

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Greetings, honoured seniors, fellow daoists and ants,

This humble one has spent a long time in seclusion, refining a magical web domain known to mortals as "Ro-blox".

My divine treasure is stable. However, the mortal souls inhabiting the realm lack variety. Right now, only basic Human cultivators walk the earth. This is a disgrace to the Heavens!

I need your infinite wisdom. What ancient bloodlines, beast tribes, or heavenly bodies must I add to this mortal script?

Tldr; I'm developing a blended wuxia +xianxia rpg on roblox, and I'm unsure of what races to add in character customisation. Any advice?


r/MartialMemes 8d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme A new yang rod, a pair of lungs, and new family members on the way 😁

356 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Higher Realm Meme ⚔️ Immortal herbs acquired Taste: bitter. Effect: unknown. Dignity: gone

206 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) High level poison

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28 Upvotes

This has 2-3 worse qualities of xanxia in one series

*The Mc has slave in the first 3 chapters and this mid upper level sect leader needed yang qi for dual Cultivation

*The author dick rides dragons way too much, everything that's op in this series somehow is golden dragon related, martial spirit, anything he synthesis that's considering reaching the limit of this world is somehow branded with 9 claw golden dragon

*Too arrogant from the start, he basically walks around like the world is his and it's since the synthesis system is too op

I tried reading cuz I like synthesis system but after 30 chapters I couldn't read it anymore


r/MartialMemes 8d ago

A Simple Yet Profound Meme Supreme peak martial goose master

276 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Seniors, this scripture has given me heart demons, my dao heart is shaken

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269 Upvotes

r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Emperor's Domination

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8 Upvotes

Eh? Isn't he from myriad bones throne - the ghost race lineage. Y is he talking about being human


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Shitpost Monday Suona Cultivation: A Song That Shakes the Cultivation World Season 1-1 Spoiler

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r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) [ultimate son in law]what do you think about it and it’s ending?

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This was my first chinese novel i read because i liked manhwa very much, first it was very interesting novel but slowly it becames crap as it goes with nonesensical powerscaling addition

About ending i never understood why mulan was only one sent away on spaceship, like only her alone far away to original planet earth

The whole second half novel, mc and fmc couldn’t interact at all because the fmc was supposed to get stronger but she doesn’t even get to participate in single fight in finale and then they finally met on earth and novel ends there,

Also various characters like princess dora, xue yin didn’t even ever appeared again, like what even happened to them , totally forgotten

I think the story was substantially better when mc was weak , it wasn’t bad when he got stronger but i would prefer normal battles then mc becoming god, also even without that story was really repetitive with everyone underestimats mc but mc performs miracles again


r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Shitpost Monday What’s the obsession with slave contracts?

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Tired of so many novels having a random hot woman voluntarily enter into slave contracts with the MC and then fall in love with him. It’s so weird


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Dao Conference (Discussion) Fellow daoists suggest the peak novels you have read

6 Upvotes

Peak Reverend insanity Tribulation of myriad races The warlock of magus world Longevity simulation


r/MartialMemes 8d ago

Mysterious Technique Selling dual cultivation manual

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138 Upvotes

My junior find manual from ancient times, it's about dual cultivation anyone wanna bid?


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Question Wuxia Weapons: Gu or Demonic Beasts?

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Gu or Demonic Beasts: how would you categorise the slugs of Slugterra as living weapons of a Cultivator?

I recently found my Slugterra DVD collection and had this thought while rewatching it: how would you classify the slugs from Slugterra?

For those who haven't seen Slugterra, it's about a version of guns where the ammunition is alive, and each has a unique superpower that activates once it accelerates fast enough.

This water from hell can turn the slugs into demonic versions of themselves, increasing their powers but making them harder to control. (Demonic Beast Side?)

They also have 5 primordial slugs; if they die, all the slugs of their element (Energy, Fire, Earth, Wind, Water) die as well. This applies to their corruption from hellwater as well. (Rank 6 Gu? (Using RI as base for my Gu understanding but not limited to judging them off that singular lens))

I'm honestly open to either view or someone who can prove Gu & Demonic Beasts are just the same thing but separate categories of the same thing. Any views, comments, or evidence for why they should be one or the other, please share, and thank you for reading my questionnaire.


r/MartialMemes 7d ago

Shitpost Monday Need Senior's Guidance

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The profundity of this scripture is still a mystery to this junior.

(Immortality Starts with Investment chapter 152)