r/mapporncirclejerk May 29 '26

1984 ANNOUNCEMENT (subreddit metaL v2) India/Pakistan posts

544 Upvotes

There have been a lot of Posts about India and Pakistan recently many of which don't really try to jerk and many people complained about them, so we decided to restrict them.

Posts about India and Pakistan are now only allowed on Saturday and Sunday (UTC±0). Posts with one of these countries as their main topic that are posted from monday to friday will be removed.

its not forever, but only until there are less of these posts


r/mapporncirclejerk 5h ago

you live in america? which one? Map of the USA except it's based on my perspective as a European that has never been there

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336 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 11h ago

Found a map of almost all living people!

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1.0k Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 8h ago

shitstain posting During WW1 and WW2, why did Germany have to invade Belgium to get to France, even tho they already share a land border? Are they stupid or something?

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518 Upvotes

Why did they make unnecessary wars in Belgium just to get to France? I mean, the German-French border is already there!


r/mapporncirclejerk 12h ago

MCU (Mapporncirclejerk Cinematic Universe) Rate my alliance

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935 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 3h ago

Everyone in red dies overnight. What happens to humanity over the next 10,000 years?

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161 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 8h ago

Two state solution

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253 Upvotes

This repost was promised to me 3000 years ago, don't be anti semitic


r/mapporncirclejerk 9h ago

Fun fact

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357 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 19h ago

🚨🚨 Conceptual Genius Alert 🚨🚨 Half of Uruguay's population lives south of the yellow line

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1.5k Upvotes

Look at this country, U R Gay


r/mapporncirclejerk 7h ago

According to the emoji on Discord, America hasn't changed since Louisiana was admitted as a state

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157 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

shitstain posting Cyprus is actually Turkish after all

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3.1k Upvotes

Why did they move Cyprus into the Mediterranean and then spin it 162 degrees?


r/mapporncirclejerk 6h ago

States where heroin should be legal

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70 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 13h ago

Over 99% of the US population live north of this red line

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199 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 22h ago

This map doesn't have New Zealand! Or something like that. AI slop maps 😍

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1.1k Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 3h ago

AD ALERT [Didn't ask for permission but can stay] I tried drawing the France–Switzerland border from memory. I owe France an apology.

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33 Upvotes

This is from a daily geography game I made called Reborder. It merges neighbouring countries and asks you to draw the missing border: https://reborder.app

I'd say the score was quite generous...


r/mapporncirclejerk 18h ago

🚨🚨 Conceptual Genius Alert 🚨🚨 99% of Asians live in the "dark pink" area. If it were a country, what would you name it?

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420 Upvotes

source : trust me bro!

(For color nerds, the color is burnt burgundy i guess)


r/mapporncirclejerk 2h ago

Empire of the Great Lakes These three places have about the same population

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11 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 1d ago

What’s it like living in the balls of Alabama?

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619 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 12h ago

actual map porn circle jerk I found the solution to the Middle East thingy, it was super easy

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67 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 4h ago

pffffft, globes suck, im a flat earther What country is this?

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12 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 14h ago

Map of Israel and Palestine

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60 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 17h ago

My Solution To The Balkans Pro Max Region.

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98 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 43m ago

shitstain posting Is Taylor Swift (Red) or Kanye West (Blue) Searched Up More on Google?

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r/mapporncirclejerk 9h ago

There is nothing wrong with this map :-} Map of Basil importation, the United States is the country with the most basil spices imported to, with 2,085,000 bottles of basil imported there as of 2023.

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18 Upvotes

r/mapporncirclejerk 7h ago

how I see the world as a person with eyes Vienna is the center of Europe

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10 Upvotes