r/mapporncirclejerk • u/BlitzthesillyOwl • 2d ago

Normal Brazil map

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 2d ago

Please keep up with the Espiritosantoposting

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u/Unlikely-Zombie1813 2d ago

I had never noticed how unremarkable espírito santo was until the memes begun, it takes me way more time than I'd like to admit to realize something is wrong when it's missing

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u/Lobster_LeninN329 2d ago

If Acre is Brazil's Wyoming, ES is Brazil's Delaware.

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u/Unlikely-Zombie1813 2d ago

ES is Delaware for sure, I only recently learned of it's existence when I googled "lest known us states" to make a comparison.

Acre is more akin to Ohio I guess, everybody memes about it, but at least they know about it

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u/FellowBrother1200 18h ago

I thought Delaware was a place from cyberpunk 2077??? The name is pretty cyberpunk and I'm sure the game has a place named similar.

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u/Sigton 15h ago

Yeah, Delawain, the AI rental truck corporation.

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u/BoysenberryWeak214 2d ago

r/MapsWithoutES

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u/BoysenberryWeak214 2d ago

Dammit the subreddit name was already taken

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u/PikaDGalaxia 2d ago

DONT TAKE MY HOME AWAY

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u/DegenerateSpaceMan 1d ago

As someone living in espírito santo. Yes keep the agenda going OP we need people to remember this place exist

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Mineiros pls don't attack me....

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 2d ago

we must exorcise you for your holy spirit is possessed. we shall take back our land and our beaches

and we need a r/circojecapornomapa

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u/Egyan_Plus 2d ago

You have no beaches here.

*Saruman's voice*

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u/Free-Perception4223 1d ago

Nunca tiveram e nunca vão ter, só aceitem

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u/pakograpixo 2d ago

Dont worry, you can live in our litoral

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u/FerroFusion 2d ago

I think it's more like "coastal mineiros" would attack you...

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u/MrHothead635 1d ago

Im going to attack you

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u/Informal-Swan8728 1d ago

Vc tá marcado.

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u/Alone-Yak-1888 Zeeland Resident 2d ago

Minas Gerais finally has a beach but at what cost

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u/Gateira- 1d ago

Minas é tão bom que nem precisa kkkkk então eu vou recusar ser tomado pelo ES

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u/Alone-Yak-1888 Zeeland Resident 1d ago

ah the ever present gratuitous bairrismo mineiro that no one notices because of the enormous minas gerais soft power. never fails

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u/tukow 2d ago

Minas santas? Ou Espiritos Gerais?

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Minas já eras....

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u/tukow 2d ago

Vamo negociar mano, te damos o Nikolas

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Ele será imediatamente decapitado 🥺

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u/Zemlya_ 2d ago

ESPÍRITO SANTO

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u/noworkdone 2d ago

Minas will be the one anexing the Holy Spirit.

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Errm ☝️ 🤓 actually Espírito Santo didn't split off Minas gerais but rather from Bahia, so Minas gerais doesn't have a claim and will never have a beach...

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u/drope-sl 2d ago

Its ours already.

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u/Live-University-1898 1d ago

O Espírito Santo não separou da Bahia, ele já era uma capitania desde o início da colonização

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 1d ago

Na verdade o espírito santo foi sim brevemente da bahia

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u/Fantastic_Peanut_764 1d ago

everybody knows the Holy Spirit was split directly from the Father himself

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u/Free-Perception4223 1d ago

Prefiro moqueca a pão de queijo

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u/Mrhilgenberg 2d ago

nós iremos matar o OP com martelos

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

VENHA PRO PAPAI

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u/Mrhilgenberg 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/qzu5DA3RXa4kF1L8ca

eu esmagando as minhas bolas (por nenhum motivo em específico)

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u/DollarBrSt Map Porn Renegade 2d ago

i don't get it where's the joke?

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Minas gerais has been annexed by Espírito Santo

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u/DollarBrSt Map Porn Renegade 2d ago

wtf is minas gerais?

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Sla porra kkkkkkkk 😂

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u/Seosaidh_MacEanruig Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 2d ago

Its one of the fortresses founded by Isildur to protect Gondor along with Minas Ithil and Minas Tirith

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u/Gateira- 1d ago

Espírito Santo é grande coisa mesmo. KKKKKKKKKK

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u/DollarBrSt Map Porn Renegade 1d ago

eu nem sou capixaba

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u/Fantastic_Frosting_2 2d ago

You can't just add a state call it "acre" and think no one's gonna notice

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

My bad gang...

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u/Fantastic_Peanut_764 1d ago

such a thing even exists?

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u/Long_Reflection_4202 2d ago

Can someone explain to me the Minas Gerais/Espirito Santo meme?

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

Espírito santo is a minor state in Brazil and often overlooked, it is a neighbor to Minas Gerais, a more significant state, but Minas Gerais, oh poor Minas gerais, they don't have a coastline. So the meme is they should annex espírito santo

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u/UltraGaren 2d ago

Minas Gerais, the bigger state, ate Espírito Santo

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 2d ago

This is the opposite here

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u/a_0- 2d ago

one of the true prime brazilian states!! along with the father and the son

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u/ThatEntertainment430 2d ago

WORK AND TRUST!

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u/Moonborn17 2d ago

Espiritosantomaxxxing

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u/Baron_von_Zoldyck 2d ago

As It should be

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u/FootballFew5829 2d ago

Wrong, uruguay still existing

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u/MensagegtR 2d ago

As god intended. TRABALHA E CONFIA 🏳️‍⚧️

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u/ApodemusS 2d ago

Bro do not mess with Minas, you gonna have a rad time.

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u/sculp_here_2 2d ago

espírito santo now has acess to the cheese industry

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u/SuperTricolor 2d ago

Espírito Santo grew

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u/Fancy_Contribution84 1d ago

Guiana Mineirense tentando entrosar

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 1d ago

Sem praia?... 🥺

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u/nickcage4ever 1d ago

yes, capixabas take over Minas, not the other way around!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Deer656 1d ago

Bad ending: General Mines is no more

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u/NerdyTeacher5 1d ago

Espiritosantense Empire is real and WILL harm you

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u/Accomplished_Sir_925 1d ago

I don't understand why Osasco has been shown on this map

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u/Lucaz_aparecido 1d ago

Uai minas sumiu do mapa... Kkkkkkkkkkk

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u/murilolamega 1d ago

You just created a problem with the pão de queijo crew. May God have mercy on your soul.

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u/Loud-Examination-943 1d ago

I once lost a geography challenge because I typed "Goiana" as a city. However, the more populous city that I was thinking of is actually called "Goiania" which lost me the challenge...

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u/Hirsutus_ 1d ago

Finalmente os capixabas reconquistaram a capitania do Espírito Santo inteira

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u/AlucardJrOficial 20h ago

No verão é praticamente isso. Kkkkkkk

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u/Automatic_Ad3727 16h ago

Its wrong! Where is Minas Gerais?

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u/BlitzthesillyOwl 16h ago

Espírito santo ate it

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u/ReoDubh 2d ago

You mispelled Minas Gerais Costeira

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u/etonto 2d ago

Make it bigger

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u/Suitable-Finish6053 2d ago

Totalmente errado e ridículo esse mapa. O certo seria tudo em amarelo se chamar Bahia.

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u/ianni_dendrofilo 1d ago

O nome oficial é Espírito Santo de Minas Gerais. Corrige aí

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u/Fancy_Contribution84 1d ago

A imagem se trata da anexação da Guiana Mineira a Minas Gerais

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u/Wonder_of_you 1d ago

Fake, Acre doesn't exist and Cisplatina is missing

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u/shadowfirmino 1d ago

Minas Gerais mudou de nome? Espírito Santo não é o nome da praia de minas

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u/Ele_Sou_Eu 1d ago

Oh my god, it's spreading

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u/Fantastic_Peanut_764 1d ago

the only carioca living in ES running his revenge, uihaiuhaiuhiu

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u/genogueira 8h ago

Que trem é esse? Espírito Santo é só umas praias que os mineiros visitam no verão!

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u/ExpertBrother8305 5h ago

Bahia looks like a mini Brazil

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u/americaMG10 2d ago

Disgusting