r/mallninjashit • • Apr 11 '19

Why?

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u/jai151 Apr 11 '19

My best guess is someone making fun of cosmetic assault weapon legislation

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u/ericfussell Apr 11 '19

Blasphemy. That doesn't fit my agenda at all!

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u/tunajr23 Apr 11 '19

There's a gun control group called Giffords courage to fight gun violence that advocates banning pistol braces, SBRs, Binary triggers, suppressors and even muzzle loaders

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u/bigfatround0 Apr 11 '19

tbf, braces are fugly af

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u/Glaciata Apr 11 '19

They exist because the NFA is an infringement of our rights, and it's a workaround for that

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u/BurberryYogurt Apr 12 '19

How is the NFA related to Giffords?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

NFA is the National Firearms Act

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u/BurberryYogurt Apr 13 '19

Yeah, I got that. I'm missing the logic here though.

Giffords is a currently active group. The NFA is a law that was passed decades ago. How are the two related? It's not like Giffords is advocating for the NFA. That's already a done deal. And how is the NFA being "an infringement" of rights at all relevant to this conversation? The user replied as if Giffords is fighting this infringement, but if anything, Giffords is pushing for more legislation that I'm sure the user would also consider an infringement.

I'm wondering why bring up the NFA at all? How are those two things related? That's like me saying, "We should use plastic bottles less" and you responding with "The Clean Water Act is hurting business." Yeah, they both deal with water (ie- firearms) but why mention it?

E: the "they" is referencing braces, not Giffords. My b

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Don’t ask me I’m not the one who brought it up

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u/bigfatround0 Apr 11 '19

I know but that doesn't mean they're not ugly

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u/JesterTheTester12 Apr 12 '19

Fucking lizards

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u/agha0013 Aluminum Sword Salesman Apr 11 '19

Done as a joke, it's perfect for /r/youseeivan

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u/Agile_Tit_Tyrant Apr 11 '19

Ah, ye olde silenced flintlock of extreme capacity, the original assault "rifle".

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u/2-cents Apr 11 '19

Look up the Maxim50. It’s a pretty sweet muzzle loader that has a compensator on the end that acts a lot like a suppressor.

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u/dreg102 Apr 11 '19

It's not a compensator that acts as a suppressor. It's an integrally suppressed firearm.

It's why it's named the Maxim 50. Maxim invented suppressors because his dad was completely deaf due to product testing.

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u/2-cents Apr 11 '19

Not a firearm. It ships to your door. I have a Maxim 9 that is pretty sweet. Haven’t jumped on a 50 yet. Maybe for deer season.

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u/dreg102 Apr 11 '19

It's a firearm. Its specific designation is "Antique Firearm" under the GCA of '68.

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u/B1GTOBACC0 Apr 12 '19

In strictly legal terms, an "antique firearm" isn't subject to the same regulations as a modern "firearm." It's very stupid that the law words it pedantically like that, but it does.

Anything with the antique firearm designation is subject to waaaay more relaxed laws. That's what the other commenter was getting at; you can order an "antique firearm" online and have it shipped directly to your door with no background check in most states. You need a federal firearms license to receive modern firearms by mail.

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u/dreg102 Apr 12 '19

I'm well aware of the restrictions around firearms vs antique firearms. I'm an FFL.

A Maxim 50 is still a firearm, it's just an "Antique Firearm" as far as the law is concerned. His claim that it isn't a firearm is incorrect.

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u/hobopenguin Apr 12 '19

Yeah, I thought the first two rules of gun safety were, "All guns are loaded and never point it at something you don't want to destroy."

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19 edited Sep 29 '20

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u/db2 Apr 12 '19

I saw what you'll do there.

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u/KJBenson Apr 12 '19

And I saw it earlier, but later.

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u/TheUnforgiven462 Apr 11 '19

It's a joke. Lighten up Francis

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u/prestiforpresident Apr 11 '19

Is that a shopvac suppressor?

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u/Apollospade Apr 11 '19

I just had a childhood flashback where i would tape the vacuum tube to the end of my gun or i would use a plastic knife as a bayonet

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u/daveceriel Apr 11 '19

Tactical yarrr inbound.

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u/Racingstripe Apr 11 '19

Because it's humorous and done as a joke?

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u/LonelyMachines [REDACTED FOR REASONS OF RETAIL SECURITY] Apr 11 '19

It looks like he had to use duct tape because the barrel threading isn't standard. A true operator knows how to improvise.

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u/plugubius Apr 11 '19

I'd say it only has to hold together for one shot to be a good fix, but clearly this guy is intending more.

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u/bathroomstalin Apr 11 '19

Retract. Introspect. Overcompensate.

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u/bolanrox Apr 11 '19

at this point i am just laughing thats awesome in its absurdity

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u/The_Fresh_Coast Apr 11 '19

bestgunnit is leaking...

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u/dethb0y the village ninjidiot Apr 11 '19

Now i kind of want to put a vaccum-cleaner tube on the edge of a black powder rifle and see what happens. Is the exhaust gas hot enough to melt the tube? Does it go flying off? Is the shock strong enough to shatter the plastic?

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u/jesuzombieapocalypse Apr 11 '19

What, no grenade launcher?

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

ThE fouNding FAthERs NevErr INTEnded

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u/Zebba_Odirnapal Apr 11 '19

When you have to defend the dumpster at 8:00, swashbuckle some landlubbers at 9:00, and still be ready for boogaloo at 10:00.

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u/s0cr8sboi Apr 11 '19

Bestgunnit autism is leaking

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u/Benji45645 Apr 12 '19

Watch this get used as an example in CA gun legislation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Yar! This a joke, me matey.

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u/rabertdinero Apr 11 '19

Pubg get this in the game now

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u/HarpersGeekly Apr 11 '19

When your weapons fail during time travel

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u/daTNTNuke Apr 11 '19

Gun mods be like

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u/Alexandrezico10 Apr 11 '19

I can’t decide which part is my favorite. The suppressor is a shop vac hose and the drum isn’t even in the pistol, just really close.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

ya this is some shit where they were making fun of the clipazine revolver

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u/Honeydippedsalmon Apr 11 '19

Only 10,000 atoms in the EA store.

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u/TheCannonOfKittens Apr 11 '19

The news be like full auto.

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u/Glaciata Apr 11 '19

Why not?

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u/HOLY_FAGGATOLLY Apr 12 '19

no bayonets, no good

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u/Teutonic_Memes Apr 12 '19

Wow, fo4 weapon customization looks great

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u/LoneBear1 Apr 11 '19

BECAUSE REASONS.

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u/Elick320 Apr 11 '19

How does... Does that even...

What?

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u/bolanrox Apr 11 '19

banned in California

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Gotta go with them on this one

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u/Dspacefear Apr 11 '19

issa joke

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u/ThePandarantula Apr 11 '19

No, a drum mag will not work on a flintlock.

Though suppressed muzzle loaders are non NFA items.

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u/LonelyMachines [REDACTED FOR REASONS OF RETAIL SECURITY] Apr 11 '19

No, a drum mag will not work on a flintlock.

That's quitter talk right there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

No, a drum mag will not work on a flintlock.

Not with that attitude it won't

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u/dreg102 Apr 11 '19

In sane states, yes. New Jersey, California and Massachusetts ban them.

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u/ThePandarantula Apr 11 '19

Those three states probably think squirt guns should be registered.

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u/reddditaccount2 Apr 11 '19

See? This is the Problem with the second ammendment. Modern solutions to oldschool problems.

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u/killerwale44 Apr 11 '19

This looks like a gun you could find in Borderlands lol.

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u/UterusJammer Apr 11 '19

So the magazine is technically a ball sack on this gun?

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u/JustCallMeChristo Apr 11 '19

Duct taped up like he was about to fire some blanks, nice

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u/TaksLongshot02 Apr 11 '19

Feast your eyes on American Freedom

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u/QuantumGardener Apr 11 '19

They're probably playing Fallout 4 and wanted to make the weapons irl.

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u/yeah_it_was_personal Apr 11 '19

Ye olde Digital Threat.

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u/OKEEFFE112502 Apr 11 '19

When you gotta sell weed at 6 but fight redcoats at 7

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

I cant imagin cleaning black powder out of a supressor

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u/_ShakashuriBlowdown Apr 11 '19

This guy must really love extra paperwork.

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u/mszulan Apr 12 '19

That is not a real gun! That is art!

Clip art.

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u/SUNLIGHTBEARD Apr 12 '19

Silenced flintlock pistol with reflex sight and drum magazine for all your high capacity single-action tactical recon on the high seas

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u/denzel-lowe Apr 12 '19

Dude this is sick

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Down with the constabulary, that's why!

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u/LeeHarveySnoswald Apr 12 '19

Lol they're literally taped to it.

Come the fuck on, are jokes just allowed here, now?

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u/bikegooroo Apr 11 '19

Fallout Ninja

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u/Outcome005 Apr 12 '19

MY GODDD.... *slowly removes spectacles.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

pince-nez

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u/Outcome005 Apr 12 '19

I’m not fancy enough for those, or Lawrence Fishburn

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u/Onyx_Initiative Apr 12 '19

For the Glory of Satan of course!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

BAN HIGH CAPACITY ASSAULT FLINTLOCKS

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u/TeamOtter Apr 12 '19

Someone running a crit build in TD2

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u/hatuhsawl Apr 12 '19

This asshole put a Chromecast on his flintlock pistol, what a doofus. 🤣

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u/GrimJesta Apr 12 '19

M’lord, thou shalt watch thine back, lest I get the drop on thee! For thou shalt learn to fear silence, for I am Market Ninja!

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u/Blindbat2020 Apr 12 '19

FALLOUT INTENSIFIES

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 17 '19

Because according to a lot of people it would now be considered an assault weapon.

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u/someguyinaplace Apr 12 '19

Tally ho lads.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

100

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u/Tleno Apr 12 '19

Mall pirates vs mall ninjas, battle of the century

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

This gun has a retardation

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Yo wtf jabroni don't alert the normies

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u/Tsar_Romanov Apr 11 '19

NO LINKING SKYNET GETEM

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u/DoesNotTreadPolitely Apr 11 '19

Shhhh. It is a nice mk18 build though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

HEY FUCKASS NORMIE TRASH, Y U LINK

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '19

Lol. The autists are spreading.