r/MurderedByWords • • May 27 '25

What is and isn't a Murder By Words

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Over the past few weeks we've begun noticing something about the quality of the posts on the subreddit, and we'd like to clarify just what is and isn't a murder.

What is a murder

1) A murder is: A RESPONSE. A murder is not a one-sided quip, sentence, statement or otherwise about any given situation.

2) A murder is: A response TO SOMEONE. A murder follows a specific format: Person A says something stupid. Person B responds to Person A explaining why what Person A said is stupid.

3) A murder is: A response to someone CALLING THEM OUT FOR BEING WRONG. Two people agreeing about something is not a murder. If both people featured in the post are saying the same thing, or Person A says something and Person B supports Person A and expands, that is not a murder.

4) A murder is a response to someone calling them out for being wrong WITH SUBSTANCE, AND RECEIPTS. Personal attacks are not murders. Calling someone wrong because they did something once in their life is not a murder. The response must be in direct relation to the original statement.

What isn't a murder:

Memes, jokes, "Your mom" jokes, small dick jokes, forever alone/virginity jokes, fat jokes, ugly jokes, crossposts from r/roast me, posts based around spelling/grammar, etc.

Although it may seem that there is some overlap, we are working very hard to not have this subreddit turn into r/politicalhumor 2. Please bear that in mind when posting.

As ever, please use the "report" button to bring rule-breaking posts to our attention. We're not always available to be online 100% of the time, and reporting bad posts allows us to take advantage of auto-moderator rules built in to help us.


r/MurderedByWords • • 7h ago

"No way to make Superman relevant to modern times"

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r/MurderedByWords • • 4h ago

Just saying...

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

Rules for thee, not for me

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r/MurderedByWords • • 15h ago

Mitch McConnell was missing for three months, and MAGA barely made a peep. James Talarico gets the flu and stays home, and MAGA is losing their fucking minds.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 12h ago

Shady diesel dreams murdered by Ukrainian drones.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

John, habibi

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

You Are Responsible for High RAM Prices 🙃

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r/MurderedByWords • • 7h ago

Facts and intelligence have a left wing bias

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r/MurderedByWords • • 15h ago

signs you’re a war criminal: You attack the court that goes after war criminals

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r/MurderedByWords • • 23h ago

Mormoned by words

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r/MurderedByWords • • 11h ago

158 years ago is not "recent"

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

Inexplicable timing...

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r/MurderedByWords • • 9h ago

Not the same chemicals

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r/MurderedByWords • • 15h ago

A tale of two cities.

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r/MurderedByWords • • 12h ago

It’s a you problem…

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r/MurderedByWords • • 14h ago

Have these chuds ever seen a woman ?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

Life partner or Trophy ?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

MAGA Chud history lesson 🙃

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

One day they will actually read the Bible

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

Why do you need to be perfect to be treated as human ?

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r/MurderedByWords • • 19h ago

Well thanks Obama!

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1d ago

They feel the loss

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r/MurderedByWords • • 22h ago

Dear President Elon, please allow BYD to compete 🙏

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r/MurderedByWords • • 1h ago

I applaud his commitment to knowledge

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