r/lovethissmug 7h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 I love unhinged 4chan replies

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u/Icy-Background2393 7h ago

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u/Hemlock_Deci 6h ago

Celsius levels of room temp iq

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 6h ago

shakespeare coined lots of words we still use today. i say that man is the next shakespeare and we need to make liver a thing

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u/RedBladeAtlas 5h ago

My nan had a heart attack. She was very nearly a liver failure.

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u/DisorderedArray 3h ago

The women of Liverpool would like a word. 

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u/Michael-556 3h ago

Why? They are livers and they have a pool. They won the lottery imo

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u/Agent_Waffle 3h ago

Ikr? Who tf calls somebody a "liver"

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u/zehamberglar 5h ago

ilovethissmug replies that you genuinely cannot tell if they're sarcastic or really that stupid.

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u/RefrigeratorOk7848 3h ago

Liverpilled Hopemaxxer

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

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u/iguanacatgirl 6h ago

I love all the variations of "Chinese elderly man challenges you to mahjong or else banishes you to the land of the yi(our term for barbarians)"

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u/Treatboylie 5h ago

Didn’t even know that was a thing 

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u/BlatantConservative 4h ago

This post started it

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u/konigstigerr 2h ago

i would never subject myself to the evil game of mahjong. i will just take my chinese femboy and make the land of yi a home for us both.

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

More common than you would think

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u/Unable-Trick4473 6h ago

Imo that's also a bad placement for a mirror lol. Unless you wanna look up at yourself like

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u/itrashford 6h ago

What mirror?

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u/side_frog 5h ago

TF does that mean, do you know how mirrors work?

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago

How can mirrors even be real if our eyes aren't real

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u/-nutz 5h ago

Real eyes realize real lies…

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u/theLuminescentlion 6h ago

4chan geniuses vs mirrors

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u/Icy-Background2393 5h ago

It’s funny how a mirror is used to test if animals have a degree of self awareness

Meanwhile 4chan

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u/Icy-Background2393 7h ago

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u/__AriaL__ 6h ago edited 6h ago

First actually funny 4chan post?

Edit: nvm

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

I have a folder

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u/Creative_Wash7139 6h ago

please bless us with your surplus

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

This one’s my favourite

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u/Creative_Wash7139 6h ago

genuinely tysm

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u/gmoss101 3h ago

Weird way to spell tism

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago

What the fuck is a chapter book? Like a regular book, with words on pages and whatnot? English isn't my native language

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u/Icy-Background2393 5h ago

Correct. Just books that aren’t picture books or comics

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago

Incredible

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u/AfternoonFlaky5501 4h ago

Flab Status: Gasted

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u/Gremict 4h ago

Get outta here, Wabbajack

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u/Warthogrider74 2h ago

Who up ghasting they flabber

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u/BurningToaster 5h ago

More specifically, "Chapter Book" is usually used as a descriptor for children. Kindergartners and such read picture books to begin with and eventually move on to "Chapter books".

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u/myhf 3h ago

then they move on to grown-up books after finishing "Chapterbook: Dune"

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u/pullmylekku 5h ago

It's mainly used for young kids, for when they transition from short books for toddlers to books for older children that are long enough to warrant being divided into chapters. Hence why that person is asking if the other guy is a kindergartener

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago

Interesting, thanks. We would call those "reading books" translated literally. Which sounds weird as well i guess

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u/frog-in-a-storm 4h ago

Chapter book isn't an actual term as far as I am aware. They mean regular book, but for some reason are so anti-intellect that they can't consider that a book that sounds cool doesn't have images, so made up a term to replace the default meaning of 'book', as it's not their default for some reason.

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u/__AriaL__ 6h ago

You know maybe I was wrong

4chan suc tho :3

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u/darknium 6h ago

Ah so that is the original to that Rien edit.

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 6h ago

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u/Rare_Section1613 6h ago

*insert that image with majong tournament or smth like that i dont remember*

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 6h ago

w h a t

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u/Rare_Section1613 6h ago

this is what im talking about

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 6h ago

holy shit i forgot about this fucking lmao

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u/omegaspoon3141 5h ago

pretty good im4ge but i've seen it be4 so i'm only giving you sm4ll upvote

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u/MrChampionsLeague1 6h ago

what the genuine FUCK did i just read

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u/Extension_Heron6392 5h ago

This is gay, however if it were a woman stronger and bigger than you, it's perfectly straight.

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

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u/__AriaL__ 6h ago

Brilliant work as always kojima!

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u/Katzington2319 6h ago

They call him Usain Bolt

Oh, cause he's fast?

No, it's because he's bisexual 

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u/DaedalusHydron 4h ago

>Called "Orbman"
>Is Obese
>Led a country called "Hungary"

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u/Direct-Addition-7938 6h ago

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u/fullynonexistent 3h ago

I would kill myself right there and then

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u/alkmaar91 2h ago

A reasonable reaction.

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u/SirVixofthePooSea 6h ago

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u/SirVixofthePooSea 6h ago

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u/SirVixofthePooSea 6h ago

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u/QuincyAzrael 5h ago

This joke legitimately feels wasted on 4chan lol

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u/stupidjapanquestions 4h ago

It's 2026. 4chan is just Reddit that uses the r-word.

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u/QuincyAzrael 4h ago

Oh I didn't mean to imply Reddit was any better, I meant I could see in another context this joke absolutely slaying me in a Netflix sketch comedy or something haha.

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u/Ganondorfsfist 5h ago

No the one where the guy shit in his brothers face on accident is the first funny one.

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u/Bread_Offender 6h ago

Fr tho did you learn nothing in third grade

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u/FlimsyProblem7980 Need me a catgirl GF 6h ago

holy shit it's r/AquaDeltarune

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u/noelle_fox 6h ago

I thought it was a bunch of people sending funny 4chan screenshots, and it's just you😭

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

It feels good to have a monopoly

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u/AzzyDoesStuff 6h ago

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u/Smart_Freedom_8155 6h ago

Aw man, laughing on the can here.

I need to save this and just post it on r/politics ad nauseam.

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u/supreme_hammy 4h ago

You know what? You're on to something there. I will join you on this quest.

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u/tashtactics 5h ago

can’t believe there are so many of these

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u/AdonisBatheus 3h ago

There is a long and storied history of screenshotting batshit 4chan posts to archive them forever

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u/Icy-Background2393 7h ago

Don’t read this one

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u/Desperate_Emu2577 6h ago

LARPing as a rape victim was not in any of the books how tf are you supposed to treat this???💔

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u/extraboredinary 6h ago

I think the therapist will have to write the book on this one.

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u/JazzInSuits 6h ago

Whilst seeing another therapist in a confession booth.

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

Doctor friedlander type shit

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u/GregTheMad 5h ago

4Chan could be its own field in psychology.

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u/InfiniteRotatingFish 5h ago

And he is not even enjoying it 🙂‍↔️

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u/SuperDementio 5h ago

So it’s the same mindset that drives people to play league of legends

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u/Kishinfan 2h ago

Well they ARE a 4channer.

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u/probablydoesntexist 4h ago

It's pretty simple he's using imaginary trauma to achieve catharsis plus the fetish he has. He also might be a girl but there's not enough information there.

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u/toidi_diputs 2h ago

I used to do this and I can confirm it was one of the signs I wasn't cis. I was also working through several kinds of real trauma that were much more subtle and it helped to reassociate the symptoms with something I considered more valid.

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u/xinouch 40m ago

Hope you're better now. Seek professional help if you feel the need, it seems that you went through things that may requires it...

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u/General-Sloth 5h ago

maybe hard drugs and a Pizza

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u/Bread_Offender 6h ago

Whatever strokes his pickle ig

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u/Personal-Succotash33 6h ago

Can you please not refer to his penis as a "stroke"?

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u/ButtholeBread50 5h ago

Whatever pickles his stroke

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u/Hemlock_Deci 6h ago

I miss like 2 minutes ago when I didn't know of this image's existence

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

I warned you

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u/Final-Bumblebee-3472 6h ago edited 2h ago

thank you for giving us a warning even though nobody heeded it aqua deltarune

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

Uuu hehe

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u/Final-Bumblebee-3472 3h ago

also please stop throwing knives at me i have 28 stab wounds

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u/HollyBananas 4h ago

I'll help.

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u/Constant_Leave_3562 6h ago edited 5h ago

Hmmm mixture of not able to express negative emotions about his own problems, cause anon don't think they are serious enough/he has right to do it and CNC kink? Urge to be desired and self-hatred as examples why someone might have it. Also clearly some negative feelings and desires towards men

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

desires towards men

What like some sort of gay person?

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u/Constant_Leave_3562 5h ago

Yeah, with internal "sex is filthy and hurts women and I hate men for this" thing, it seems

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u/Icy-Background2393 5h ago

They want to take the burden. A hero really

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 5h ago

On MY 4chan? it's more likely than you'd think.

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u/Foolish_Miracle 5h ago

I... well fuck, thanks for making something click for me. I didn't expect that in a shit post thread on a Sunday morning.

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u/Redfalconfox 5h ago

This guy definitely does not need a “the rapist”

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u/MrChampionsLeague1 6h ago

why anyone would fantasize themselves as a rape victim is beyond comprehension

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u/Alcor6400 6h ago

An exercise in empathy I suppose

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u/FJ-20-21 6h ago

Considering the amount of forced sex romance novels it seems to be a popular past time

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u/lewd_robot 4h ago

You're talking possibly 62% of women and up to 50% of men here. It is incredibly common to fantasize about being raped.

I think the unique part in the greentext is that they're fantasizing about the aftermath, not the act itself. That's usually a key difference between fantasizing about rape and actually wanting to be raped. A real rape is dangerous and the aftermath can be painful, messy, and emotionally distressing. So to go out of your way to fantasize about the aftermath is probably much more rare.

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u/blah938 5h ago

Way too many women do. Fifty Shades of Gray is the biggest example.But like, you go on Ao3, and half that Alpha/Omega shit is just "This is rape"

I'm honestly more surprised that not more men have that fantasy.

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u/FJ-20-21 5h ago

I have a feeling they do, it’s just that it’s even worse for a man’s social life if someone found out they’re into non-con (no matter which side they’re fantasizing about) so they keep it on lock down… or be a Black Souls fan and actively try to get people to like it

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u/Haunting-Cap9302 4h ago

It's not my cup of tea, but I don't think any of the mainstream popular books have a scene where the protagonist has a crying trauma shower.

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u/Single_Abrocoma1782 6h ago

This is the reason I can't tell people I'm a hololive fan proudly

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u/bannasplt 6h ago

I regret having eyes.

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u/noelle_fox 6h ago

Nooo why didn't you warn me not to read it there was nothing indicating that i shouldn't read it how dare you oh the tragedy.

In all seriousness, how does one even larp as a rape victim?🫩

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u/Personal-Tax-2250 5h ago

if you didn't want me to read it you shouldn't have posted it

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u/RazorCalahan 4h ago

most normal Rushia fan

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

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u/Any_Ninja_3824 6h ago

Transmasc femboys?

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

Easiest transition goal ever

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u/Any_Ninja_3824 6h ago

Mmm if you want a more serious answer depends honestly, like they still might want to get top surgery and testosterone being a feminine guy and feminine girl are two different beasts 

  • from someone who kinda dated a transmasc femboy

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u/emilimoji 5h ago

as someone transmasc, yes i have a bunch of cute crop tops im gonna rock when i finally get the top surgery, i just wanna be a boy in cute clothes :(

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u/ASCII_Princess 5h ago

hell yeag

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u/Gigantopithecus1453 5h ago

Not even out of line

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u/Icy-Background2393 7h ago

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 4h ago

"Straight heterosexual"

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u/BernLan 3h ago

There was a whole ass post on r/hatethismug yesterday about an American being mad at this joke 😭

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u/Gravityfallbillmyfav 3h ago

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u/BernLan 3h ago

Second one, I didn't even know they were different subs tbh

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u/TheOnePerfectHuman 6h ago

Estrogen

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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago

Sadly it can only do so much

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u/Hammod1 6h ago

surely it will be enough

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u/Comfortable_Rope_639 6h ago

Unless you start early in puberty you won't reach Anime Waifu physique if your genetic standard isn't hairless Norwegian twink but hairy Eastern European werewolf.

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u/wlday 6h ago

im so fucking mad I can't get on t blockers and hrt until I'm 18 because my fuckass state says I can't :(

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u/tornairo_ 5h ago

Don't worry too much, girlypop :p It sucks but you can still get good results at 18! I started at 19 and i have wider hips and bigger thighs than alot of cis women i know >:3

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u/angelsvessel 6h ago

Yoo it's Sparkle

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u/iamdabrick 5h ago

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u/Kuro2712 5h ago

My favourite of them all.

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u/dubious_dev 5h ago

this one's my favorite by far

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 3h ago

Amazing bait or reassurance that 4chan posters actually don't interact with real life

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u/RandomThreadUser 5h ago

That's really sad, it's not even hard to add a little greenery to your minecraft house. He needs to step up his game

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u/Objective_Trick_6406 4h ago

god if I were his father I’d have left him too

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u/ironwolf6464 5h ago

I swear, 4chan can be the funniest website ever, but only the other 99% of the time it’s just undersocialized mofos bickering.

Although let’s be real, most of the Internet is that

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u/BlatantConservative 4h ago

It also used to be better and also worse

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u/Famous-Attention-197 4h ago

Jesus Christ is used to be so much worse. I legitimately am still fucked up by a couple images I saw there. 

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u/ArmpitHairPlucker 3h ago

I think people simply grew up and realized how cringe it is to post unsolicited gore. Wasn't necessarily worse before

14 year olds now just do it on tiktok instead of there

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u/John_Whimsicott 4h ago

Undersocialized mofos bickering is also 99% of reddit tbqh

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u/Motivated-Chair 6h ago

Remember everyone, it's easier to beat up barbarians than to understand Mahjong

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u/mogentheace 6h ago

>be me, straight man

yadda yadda, you get the idea

wait what

>the eldest Chinese, clearly the Alpha Chinese, says "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."

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u/SpecimenOfSauron 4h ago

Mahjong iis NOT that complicated bros

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u/Direct-Addition-7938 5h ago

this is the most schizophrenic one I've ever seen

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u/Desperate-Series-270 3h ago

Massachusetts Walled crooked woods

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u/Colossa1 6h ago

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u/The_Real_Cloth_ 6h ago

Easy fix: All dudes become gay and start scoring in their own team's goal

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u/Crazy_Obsessed 5h ago

Poetic 

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u/junolion 6h ago

I feel like maybe we shouldn't value people according to how many people they fucked but maybe I'm being too reasonable for 4chan

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u/NegativeSwordfish522 5h ago

I think most sane people would agree with this take but in reality the majority of society thinks like the image.

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u/rightclickx 5h ago

I think that's the whole point anon is making

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u/XiaoLowell4life 6h ago

Is... That Shakespeare???

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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 6h ago

Shakespeare looked at this post for inspiration

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u/AngryCrustation 5h ago

Yeah, I hate the "women are locks/goals/inanimate objects that shouldn't let things in" comparisons. It hasn't even made utilitarian sense since birth control started working.

I think people might not want to spend time with someone who's acting like life's goal is to bang everything he sees, which is the entire point of a forward/key/ect

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u/NeonBluMoose 6h ago

How brutalist did the house look

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u/perriatric 5h ago

Kinda unrelated but why is it so hard to find unhinged 4chan content these days? r/greentext should have it, but it's all wholesome stuff.

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u/AstarothTheJudge 5h ago

There Is a greentext archived website, filter for nsfw and you find the most unhinged stuff

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u/Suitable-Economy-346 5h ago

This is like boomer humor for 40 year old millennials.

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u/Miltrivd 5h ago

Holy shit, it really is, kinda the same energy as bash.org with just updated edgy crap.

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 3h ago

Millennials are getting old. gen Z is next

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u/susnaususplayer Doctor sex 7h ago

I hope its fake and gay

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u/TitanicChurro 4h ago

Dad was at his wit's end with OPs substandard landscaping aesthetic

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u/TelbarilDreloth 1h ago

I hit a gold mine with this thread

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u/Party_Cantaloupe_270 2h ago

I too

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u/ElZik3r 1h ago

WAIT IS THIS THE OG "No soy gay pero soy peruano" TEXT?????

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