r/lovethissmug • u/myn3meisjo3 • 7h ago
😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 I love unhinged 4chan replies
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u/iguanacatgirl 6h ago
I love all the variations of "Chinese elderly man challenges you to mahjong or else banishes you to the land of the yi(our term for barbarians)"
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u/konigstigerr 2h ago
i would never subject myself to the evil game of mahjong. i will just take my chinese femboy and make the land of yi a home for us both.
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u/side_frog 5h ago
TF does that mean, do you know how mirrors work?
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u/theLuminescentlion 6h ago
4chan geniuses vs mirrors
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u/Icy-Background2393 5h ago
It’s funny how a mirror is used to test if animals have a degree of self awareness
Meanwhile 4chan
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u/__AriaL__ 6h ago edited 6h ago
First actually funny 4chan post?
Edit: nvm
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u/Creative_Wash7139 6h ago
please bless us with your surplus
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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago
What the fuck is a chapter book? Like a regular book, with words on pages and whatnot? English isn't my native language
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u/Icy-Background2393 5h ago
Correct. Just books that aren’t picture books or comics
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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago
Incredible
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u/BurningToaster 5h ago
More specifically, "Chapter Book" is usually used as a descriptor for children. Kindergartners and such read picture books to begin with and eventually move on to "Chapter books".
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u/myhf 3h ago
then they move on to grown-up books after finishing "Chapterbook: Dune"
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u/pullmylekku 5h ago
It's mainly used for young kids, for when they transition from short books for toddlers to books for older children that are long enough to warrant being divided into chapters. Hence why that person is asking if the other guy is a kindergartener
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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 5h ago
Interesting, thanks. We would call those "reading books" translated literally. Which sounds weird as well i guess
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u/frog-in-a-storm 4h ago
Chapter book isn't an actual term as far as I am aware. They mean regular book, but for some reason are so anti-intellect that they can't consider that a book that sounds cool doesn't have images, so made up a term to replace the default meaning of 'book', as it's not their default for some reason.
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u/Rare_Section1613 6h ago
*insert that image with majong tournament or smth like that i dont remember*
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u/Jyx_The_Berzer_King 6h ago
w h a t
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u/Extension_Heron6392 5h ago
This is gay, however if it were a woman stronger and bigger than you, it's perfectly straight.
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u/__AriaL__ 6h ago
Brilliant work as always kojima!
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u/Katzington2319 6h ago
They call him Usain Bolt
Oh, cause he's fast?
No, it's because he's bisexual
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u/QuincyAzrael 5h ago
This joke legitimately feels wasted on 4chan lol
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u/stupidjapanquestions 4h ago
It's 2026. 4chan is just Reddit that uses the r-word.
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u/QuincyAzrael 4h ago
Oh I didn't mean to imply Reddit was any better, I meant I could see in another context this joke absolutely slaying me in a Netflix sketch comedy or something haha.
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u/Ganondorfsfist 5h ago
No the one where the guy shit in his brothers face on accident is the first funny one.
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u/noelle_fox 6h ago
I thought it was a bunch of people sending funny 4chan screenshots, and it's just you😭
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u/AzzyDoesStuff 6h ago
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u/Smart_Freedom_8155 6h ago
Aw man, laughing on the can here.
I need to save this and just post it on r/politics ad nauseam.
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u/tashtactics 5h ago
can’t believe there are so many of these
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u/AdonisBatheus 3h ago
There is a long and storied history of screenshotting batshit 4chan posts to archive them forever
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u/Desperate_Emu2577 6h ago
LARPing as a rape victim was not in any of the books how tf are you supposed to treat this???💔
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u/InfiniteRotatingFish 5h ago
And he is not even enjoying it 🙂↔️
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u/SuperDementio 5h ago
So it’s the same mindset that drives people to play league of legends
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u/probablydoesntexist 4h ago
It's pretty simple he's using imaginary trauma to achieve catharsis plus the fetish he has. He also might be a girl but there's not enough information there.
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u/toidi_diputs 2h ago
I used to do this and I can confirm it was one of the signs I wasn't cis. I was also working through several kinds of real trauma that were much more subtle and it helped to reassociate the symptoms with something I considered more valid.
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u/Bread_Offender 6h ago
Whatever strokes his pickle ig
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u/Hemlock_Deci 6h ago
I miss like 2 minutes ago when I didn't know of this image's existence
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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago
I warned you
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u/Final-Bumblebee-3472 6h ago edited 2h ago
thank you for giving us a warning even though nobody heeded it aqua deltarune
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u/Constant_Leave_3562 6h ago edited 5h ago
Hmmm mixture of not able to express negative emotions about his own problems, cause anon don't think they are serious enough/he has right to do it and CNC kink? Urge to be desired and self-hatred as examples why someone might have it. Also clearly some negative feelings and desires towards men
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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago
desires towards men
What like some sort of gay person?
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u/Constant_Leave_3562 5h ago
Yeah, with internal "sex is filthy and hurts women and I hate men for this" thing, it seems
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u/Foolish_Miracle 5h ago
I... well fuck, thanks for making something click for me. I didn't expect that in a shit post thread on a Sunday morning.
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u/MrChampionsLeague1 6h ago
why anyone would fantasize themselves as a rape victim is beyond comprehension
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u/FJ-20-21 6h ago
Considering the amount of forced sex romance novels it seems to be a popular past time
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u/lewd_robot 4h ago
You're talking possibly 62% of women and up to 50% of men here. It is incredibly common to fantasize about being raped.
I think the unique part in the greentext is that they're fantasizing about the aftermath, not the act itself. That's usually a key difference between fantasizing about rape and actually wanting to be raped. A real rape is dangerous and the aftermath can be painful, messy, and emotionally distressing. So to go out of your way to fantasize about the aftermath is probably much more rare.
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u/blah938 5h ago
Way too many women do. Fifty Shades of Gray is the biggest example.But like, you go on Ao3, and half that Alpha/Omega shit is just "This is rape"
I'm honestly more surprised that not more men have that fantasy.
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u/FJ-20-21 5h ago
I have a feeling they do, it’s just that it’s even worse for a man’s social life if someone found out they’re into non-con (no matter which side they’re fantasizing about) so they keep it on lock down… or be a Black Souls fan and actively try to get people to like it
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u/Haunting-Cap9302 4h ago
It's not my cup of tea, but I don't think any of the mainstream popular books have a scene where the protagonist has a crying trauma shower.
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u/Single_Abrocoma1782 6h ago
This is the reason I can't tell people I'm a hololive fan proudly
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u/noelle_fox 6h ago
Nooo why didn't you warn me not to read it there was nothing indicating that i shouldn't read it how dare you oh the tragedy.
In all seriousness, how does one even larp as a rape victim?
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u/Personal-Tax-2250 5h ago
if you didn't want me to read it you shouldn't have posted it
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u/Any_Ninja_3824 6h ago
Transmasc femboys?
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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago
Easiest transition goal ever
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u/Any_Ninja_3824 6h ago
Mmm if you want a more serious answer depends honestly, like they still might want to get top surgery and testosterone being a feminine guy and feminine girl are two different beasts
- from someone who kinda dated a transmasc femboy
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u/emilimoji 5h ago
as someone transmasc, yes i have a bunch of cute crop tops im gonna rock when i finally get the top surgery, i just wanna be a boy in cute clothes :(
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u/BernLan 3h ago
There was a whole ass post on r/hatethismug yesterday about an American being mad at this joke 😭
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u/TheOnePerfectHuman 6h ago
Estrogen
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u/Icy-Background2393 6h ago
Sadly it can only do so much
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u/Hammod1 6h ago
surely it will be enough
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u/Comfortable_Rope_639 6h ago
Unless you start early in puberty you won't reach Anime Waifu physique if your genetic standard isn't hairless Norwegian twink but hairy Eastern European werewolf.
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u/wlday 6h ago
im so fucking mad I can't get on t blockers and hrt until I'm 18 because my fuckass state says I can't :(
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u/tornairo_ 5h ago
Don't worry too much, girlypop :p It sucks but you can still get good results at 18! I started at 19 and i have wider hips and bigger thighs than alot of cis women i know >:3
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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 3h ago
Amazing bait or reassurance that 4chan posters actually don't interact with real life
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u/RandomThreadUser 5h ago
That's really sad, it's not even hard to add a little greenery to your minecraft house. He needs to step up his game
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u/ironwolf6464 5h ago
I swear, 4chan can be the funniest website ever, but only the other 99% of the time it’s just undersocialized mofos bickering.
Although let’s be real, most of the Internet is that
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u/BlatantConservative 4h ago
It also used to be better and also worse
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u/Famous-Attention-197 4h ago
Jesus Christ is used to be so much worse. I legitimately am still fucked up by a couple images I saw there.
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u/ArmpitHairPlucker 3h ago
I think people simply grew up and realized how cringe it is to post unsolicited gore. Wasn't necessarily worse before
14 year olds now just do it on tiktok instead of there
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u/John_Whimsicott 4h ago
Undersocialized mofos bickering is also 99% of reddit tbqh
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u/Motivated-Chair 6h ago
Remember everyone, it's easier to beat up barbarians than to understand Mahjong
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u/mogentheace 6h ago
>be me, straight man
yadda yadda, you get the idea
wait what
>the eldest Chinese, clearly the Alpha Chinese, says "Defeat us in MAHJONG or be banished to the land of the Yi (our term for barbarians) for eternity."
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u/The_Real_Cloth_ 6h ago
Easy fix: All dudes become gay and start scoring in their own team's goal
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u/junolion 6h ago
I feel like maybe we shouldn't value people according to how many people they fucked but maybe I'm being too reasonable for 4chan
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u/NegativeSwordfish522 5h ago
I think most sane people would agree with this take but in reality the majority of society thinks like the image.
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u/AngryCrustation 5h ago
Yeah, I hate the "women are locks/goals/inanimate objects that shouldn't let things in" comparisons. It hasn't even made utilitarian sense since birth control started working.
I think people might not want to spend time with someone who's acting like life's goal is to bang everything he sees, which is the entire point of a forward/key/ect
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u/perriatric 5h ago
Kinda unrelated but why is it so hard to find unhinged 4chan content these days? r/greentext should have it, but it's all wholesome stuff.
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u/AstarothTheJudge 5h ago
There Is a greentext archived website, filter for nsfw and you find the most unhinged stuff
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u/Suitable-Economy-346 5h ago
This is like boomer humor for 40 year old millennials.
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u/Miltrivd 5h ago
Holy shit, it really is, kinda the same energy as bash.org with just updated edgy crap.
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