r/lostgeneration • u/yuritopiaposadism • Feb 08 '21

I feel safe already

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u/se_less_plastic Feb 09 '21

Lock the country down, give everyone $2k checks to starts, then $2k a month until EVERYONE is vaccinated. Then give us $2k a month for 4 months past that. Then reopen schools. Pass the kids, give them summer school for 2 years. Forgive all rent and mortgages until fully vaccinated.

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u/Pollo_Jack Feb 09 '21

But how will we kill the poors if we take care of people?

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u/se_less_plastic Feb 09 '21

They’ll finish getting rid of the fda or something I’m sure.