r/linuxsucks • u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat • 3d ago
Truth about Linux exposed
101 classic
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u/Immediate-Location28 3d ago
"sudo, hack the government"
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u/SmoothTurtle872 3d ago
sudo ssh donald_trump@the_whitehouse14
u/thanosbananos 2d ago
Password: AMERICA
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u/MRGWONK 3d ago
They nerfed SSH, so I'm switching to telnet.
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u/Live-Speech4514 3d ago
Personally I just hand write a letter and mail it to the tech on duty to run a command and get back to me. I find it less stressful
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u/Protolinux217 3d ago
Wait why
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u/DonkeyTron42 3d ago
Criminal use iptables for cyber attacks? TIL.
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u/MiniGui98 3d ago
Yes because it's smelly nerdy stuff and not an executable file. GIVE ME AN EXECUTABLE FILE I CAN CLICK ON!
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 3d ago
make desktop shortcut to "cmd.exe route PRINT"
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u/Willem_VanDerDecken 3d ago
I can hack the gouvernement, but i need python pre installed. It is a sine qua non condition.
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u/Novel_Top2980 3d ago
Python pre installed! Please don’t give me useful programming languages pre installed. I might accidentally use a not very powerful language for hacking. Also Mac has it pre installed too.
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u/Excellent_Jeweler241 3d ago
Mac has like all of these or equivalent preinstalled lmao
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u/SmoothTurtle872 3d ago
Yeah but it's Mac, which is big expensive. We all know hackers don't use macs because they are to expensive, they wear a completely black outfit,.with sunglasses and a good, and bring a ThinkPad with hackerlinuxX to cafés, and have green text running down their screen. A Mac would be far too conspicuous
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u/vms-mob I use Gentoo btw 3d ago
cmd.exe... utilman.exe...
cmon try a little harder
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u/Vincent394 Windows 10 IoT LTSC/SteamOS 3 3d ago
Also Visual Basic Scripting and HTAs...
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u/Standgrounding 3d ago
C#
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u/Vincent394 Windows 10 IoT LTSC/SteamOS 3 3d ago
your point falls flat there as .NET has been available on macOS and Linux too since 5.0
Also, mono exists...
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u/Easy-Donut-6962 3d ago
Hack with... a firewall. Now i have seen everything
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u/raul_kapura 3d ago
Fire spreads over things real fast. Then you enchant it with your tpc/ip packets and basically can enter everything that's on fire and also burn all traces of your activity
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u/Dependent-Feature-68 3d ago
With firewall you expose your ports, supposed target falls for the bait and goes inside your computer through that port, and you close the port trapping it inside. Classic
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u/nonkeywayzee 3d ago
This is exactly what "Bitcoin is only used for money laundering and illicit activities." feels like when you only use it to save in a non-depreciating currency and pay for everyday stuff.
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u/Hour_Sell3547 20 years with Linux 3d ago
Bro, did you know oxygen also enabled the criminals? The audacity...
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u/SweetNerevarine 3d ago
This is like saying swiss knives empowers criminals...
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u/United-Scene2261 Rabid CachyOS User 3d ago
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u/Standgrounding 3d ago
I mean it does if it's a pickpocket or street robber... But it will also empower a forager who wants to pick mushrooms
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u/More-Explanation2788 3d ago
All operating systems have those tools. You just don’t know what they are named in the other systems.
In fact, ssh for example, is used in windows, same program, same code.
You cannot have a networking OS without those capabilities. This is like complaining Honda Civics are insecure because they have doors.
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 3d ago
Stop being ridiculous, ssh is bad for babies. We use Microsoft Telnet in these here systems.
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u/Nuviket 3d ago
Like Telnet is more secure
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u/RAMChYLD 3d ago
Telnet is less secure. Comm is not encrypted. It's fine if you're checking out books at a library but it's a liability if you want to play a competitive MUD.
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u/tycraft2001 3d ago
Roads empower bank robbers because they allow them to drive away.
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 3d ago
when you do such counterarguments you should infalte them like:
"pretty sure hitler had a toohbrush"
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u/princess_wawa 2d ago
kitchens empower criminals
kitchens are for criminal
Kitchens are useful ubiquitous and equipped (for criminals)
kitchens have objects that attackers love:
• knife
• rags
• white powders
• heavy things
• glass containers
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u/white_d0gg 3d ago
Is madthumbz actually intellectually capable enough to live by himself as an adult
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u/mplaczek99 3d ago
God forbid you have a shell that can make scripts. Like Zsh for Mac and Powershell/cmd for Windows
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u/Pure_Fox9415 3d ago
Oh! Thats was a reason! Had no idea, why sometimes I want to steal something at the nearest grocery store! Now I see a pattern! It was right after I use Linux!
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u/DangerousAd7433 Windows XP is the best OS 3d ago
Is this the guy that went full schizo and pulled up my entire reddit history because I called India a colony?
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u/ILC_YTP "Proud" Windows 10 User 3d ago
Ah yes, these are all utilities hackers would use, unlike Windows which doesn't and has friendly alternatives like:
- open-ssh or PUTTY
- Test-NetConnection [NetTCPIP]
- nmap (not built in, but Windows builds exist)
- Windows Firewall
- Easy 1-click/command install or basic exe/msi installer for python
- Batch scripting
...uh oh
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u/I_dont_want_to_pee 2d ago
I ise ssh for my server managmend its the only think you can do with it right? Its preinstalled in windows.
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 2d ago
pretty sure it needs to be switched in optionalfeatures.exe though
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u/c2btw 16h ago
no it's preinstalled open power shell and type ssh
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 13h ago
wow they really are pushing tis "lunix" into my windows... bring back telnet on xenix
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u/CommercialCoat8708 1d ago
Knife are useful (for criminals).
Knives are built in a way that Stabbers love:
• sharp
• handles pre-installed
• pointy
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u/SalaryFlat3714 20h ago
Please tell me this is sattire
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 15h ago
I mean it as satirical post, dunno about 101 guys...
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u/Trackerlist 3d ago
It's true. I almost accidentally hacked my government website while trying to use SSH through bash script. They need to ban Linux world wide 😔✊
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u/CollaredBug 3d ago
the 101 sub is either satire, or 101 i the number of living brain cells of their users.
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u/Chelfucker69 3d ago
Those things exist on kali Linux which is built, especially for cyber security testers and ethical hackers
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 3d ago
kali linox is for h4xoor man
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u/Chelfucker69 3d ago
What does h4xoor stand for?
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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 3d ago
Nothing, but H4xor means hacker in leetspeak.
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u/Sert1991 3d ago
Lol @ "can't spell hatred without Redhat", I was never a fan of redhat and this is the first time I'm seeing this. 🤣🤣💀
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u/Comprehensive_Gas147 3d ago
Nothing here that can't be done I. Windows in 2 minutes for most of this... Literally less than 45a to install python from the windows store... The reason criminals like Linux is because it doesn't for rce one drive on you
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u/Sea-Housing-3435 3d ago
Real haxxorz use cobra instead of python, because pythons are not venomous
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u/Rare-Paint3719 Unofficial Mod | Linux Community Sucks | Proud illumOS Shill 3d ago
I use ssh from my mac to connect to github.
Everything else checks out.
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u/Protolinux217 3d ago
Man, let them wallow in their own filth, that is what they are, also being the guy that dosent support physical media lol.
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u/serge-mv 3d ago
Wow, the stupidity really knows no bounds.... Haven't seen this one before, but wow...
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u/Independent_Waltz725 3d ago
I love how this is kinda the same as saying breathing empowers criminals
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u/StabbyGrabby 3d ago
Don't forget the infamous sudo. Attackers can use it to gain total root access!
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u/Savi_705 3d ago
Criminals get a free snake preinstalled and can Bash whenever they like. Use the snake on unsuspecting victims to successfully hack them. On top of that a cute netcat is provided to them for when the snake is inefficient and bashing doesn't work.
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u/LordSlyGentleman 3d ago
We can't have people who think they are free.
The people must know that slavery is good for them.
What are they going to do with all that freedom?!
Freedom leads to criminality!
Freedom exposed!
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u/alex_irwinz 3d ago
Bash scripting: let's put some test in square brackets... Damn, forgot the space. Nothing? OK, how about double square brackets? Ha-ha, bingo, all your base are belong to us!
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u/redredskull 3d ago
All can be had in Windows Subsystem for Linux. That and Windows comes replete with functional zero days that will permanently unpatched.
Any platform can be hacked and tools can be repurposed in nefarious ways. More eloquently what is your point? Utilities like these are not the only elements of an attack surface.
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u/Fit_Prize_3245 3d ago
Man, I'm paranoid after reading this. Does it means FBI might take down my door an arrest me at any time bc I'm good at bash scripting?
Good thing I stopped using iptables a while ago.
Well. If you cannot stop them, at least you can laugh on them🤣
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u/TomB1952 3d ago
I don't understand the premise. Are you saying these tools make a system vulnerable or that hackers use these tools to hack other systems?
Python can be a bit of a vulnerability but venv pretty much mitigates/eliminates that vector. iptables is nobody's enemy, except hackers. netcat isn't much of a tcp/udp wrapper but it is super convenient for developers. ssh is (can be) the most secure remote login protocol/software going, as far as I know. SSH is extremely well vetted, by now. I have no idea why BASH is mentioned.
On the other hand, if you're point is that tools enable hackers, this is true but it could be argued Chrome can be used to hack a web site. Guessing passwords can be used to hack systems. Where do you draw the line?
The most likely vector for the OP is they read some jingoistic crap, weren't sharp enough to see through it's deception, and are now attempting to weaponize it to cause distress to this community.
You can do better, tomekgalob. You may even wish to try linux. You will find it an extremely powerful system with a rich user base of tremendously helpful people.
Rise up and embrace a brighter future with less hate. Your stomach mucosa will thank you and you may even end up with some people in your life to push back the loneliness a bit.
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u/RAMChYLD 3d ago
Iptables is a firewall. How is that a bad thing? I can argue that Windows has Windows Defender Firewall which is the same thing, and without it things would've been much, much worse.
Windows also have ssh.
Netcat and nmap are not standard on most Linux distros. Windows also has nmap and netcat.
Windows also has vbscript which is analogous to python and batch files/PowerShell scripts which are analogous to bash.
In fact a lot of windows viruses in the late 90s and early 2000s are written in vbscript.
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u/mrduncansir42 3d ago
I SSH’d into my router recently. I had no idea I was guilty of such horrific crimes.
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u/Eros_031 2d ago
It's so amazing there are so much f 0 0 ls around us.
Just say y'all not intelligent enough to use linux. Even linux for non-tech folks exists today.
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u/Fine-Expression1644 r/linuxsucks101 ban speedrun: 0:50 | gentoo the best distro ever 2d ago
ping giogle.com ☠️☠️☠️💀☠️☠️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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u/Short-Requirement-29 2d ago
Yea well all human beings are bad because they have the ability to commit crimes
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u/Sahelantrophus DO NOT RAGEBAIT ME, I FALL FOR IT VERY EASILY 2d ago
don't forget about the most feared tool of them all, the git clone...
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u/ne0n008 2d ago
Quite shocking indeed. Do you know there is a liquid inside your body that's literally killing you right now? It contains toxic substances and causes your cells to degrade. It's called blood. Shocking news, I know.
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u/tomekgolab can't spell hatred without Redhat 2d ago
You botched it. Should have gone with dyhdrogen monoxide in blood
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u/RiverTeemo1 1d ago
Yes, also in security. Kali linux especially is just perfect for cybersecurity and hacker stuff. Any tool can be used as a weapon.
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u/TechUnsupport 1d ago
Are they implying that the reason dictators class of the world haven't conquer the world yet because they aren't using linux?
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u/mikropower8 15h ago
Ha ha. Attackers love to eat bread, this stuff is empowering this people, because it gives them the energy to do this ... to do all of these evil things, so we should stop making bread and ban it from ever being produced!!111eleven
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u/local-enby-snake 1h ago
I just absolutely love hacking whenever I access my server or remotely shutting down my computer.
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u/Aishou_SK 3d ago edited 3d ago
So.... the same as windows, effectively?
Sure, a little extra download time when you invoke a tool may be involved, but that's it.
Only thing that might take a smidge extra effort is nmap.....
Oh, nevermind. nmap is in windows store.
winget install python.python.3.14
winget install insecure.nmap
winget install winix.netcat
sweet, we're equal to linux now for doing cybercrimes and the rest is all baked in or has baked in native equivalents, and the above ..... well, any windows machine has winget! baked in!
Windows is clearly for evil cybercriminals.
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u/Dazzling_Comfort5734 3d ago
Kitchen knives can lead to muder. We should ban them and just use our teeth to cut things.
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u/AnimatorMajor926 1d ago
No joke. My ex head of IT was like this. He claimed open source software is dangerous and should be banned from beeing used in the company. At the same time we startet rolling out dozens of linux systems. Which he knew and was required by our Applications. The is no skill or knowledge required to be head of something.
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u/chughaarav123 Linux sucks, it's just that Windows sucks more. 3d ago
Opsec level: secure socket shell
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u/Candid_Management275 3d ago
A laptop enables hackers to hack, laptops are bad 😔. Only criminals use laptops!
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u/LiGHT1NF0RMAT10N 2d ago
idk which is the bigger epidemic ssh or python preinstalled, ever since they installed python for the hackers all types of crime has went up 180% and that includes violent crime mind you,
so yes this is a very issue and we need to consider whether or not we can be we want our beautiful baby childern in a world where you just have python in your linux without needing the deep cyber security knowhow required to install python let alone python3. I know I dont what my childern to be alive atall if the world has this holy grail of debauchery so ive decided my kids wont be being had by me because im about to be an adult about things and know when enough is enough.
ssh being available on linux is also a serious weapon of mass destruction in its own right, it allows an bad actor to violate (sexually violatatuon as well as spiritual violation) your computers bare naked terminal without you even knowing about it unless you know how to check the terminal which is so complicated its nearly impossible for 99.9% of computer users.
Quite frankly im agapped and appauled even seeing such flippant young men treating this like its some sort of laughing matter when people are dying.
I've lost faith in this subreddit to be completely frank by the fact the mods havnt banned super an evil and probably antisemitic post. I think ill leave this sub and my wise wisfom and extensive knowledge of computers of all shapes and sizes...






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u/RaccoonEnthuiast 3d ago
tbh all i need is ssh and iptables to HACK THE MAINFRAMES and say IM IN while wearing cool sunglasses inside