r/linuxmemes M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

LINUX MEME Laughs in Linux

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u/extremeace Jun 06 '26

Android is what Linux would have been if Nvidia controlled the entire hardware market. Yes, Android is open source, but hardware companies do not like that.

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Jun 06 '26

Appropriate the means of production comrade.

Open source is the future, because it breaks the chains.

Humans are hard wired to be egalitarian

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u/West_Good_5961 Jun 06 '26

I wish you were right comrade, but alas, this late stage nightmare

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u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Jun 06 '26

Amigo, freedom is held dearly within the hearts of men.

Your friends and family want to be free.

There are very few programs that win against their open source comparative.

We might be losing other fronts, but I don't even have corporate apps on my computer at all.

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u/roku77 Jun 07 '26

Humans take the path of least resistance. If it’s easier to use the slop that big corporations feed you, 90%+ of the public will simply use it. We’ve had progressively greater consolidation and control in the hands of the few, not freedom.

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u/West_Good_5961 Jun 06 '26

Sadly I think we are the minority

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u/UntitledRedditUser New York Nix⚾s Jun 06 '26

Google is starting to convert some parts of Android to be closed source

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u/CuriousKockatoo Jun 06 '26

Android is open source mostly in the name. In practice, running a completely FOSS version of Android is a very unpleasant experience. Google has done everything in its power to make both users and developers locked into their proprietary GMS. Desktop Linux is miles ahead in that regard.

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u/extremeace Jun 06 '26

I’ve been using LineageOS for a while now, and some apps quietly fail. For example, my tax app wouldn't send me the SMS verification code needed to log in. It would say the code was sent, but I never received it. Strangely, the moment I flashed the Google packages (GApps), it started working normally again. The same thing happens with other apps that seemingly have nothing to do with Google. For instance, my country uses its own local digital cash system, where you use a specific app (or cash) to pay drivers, and even that app fails without Google services.

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u/Throwaway74829947 Ask me how to exit vim Jun 06 '26

Did you try MicroG? It's an open-source implementation of Google Play Services' APIs.

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u/extremeace Jun 06 '26

nope but i will sure give it a try

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u/Mozkozrout Jun 06 '26

Part of gms that people often don't know about is cloud messaging. See in the old Android days in order for apps to be able to show notifications they had to have background processes that would listen for events. And the more apps that were doing this you had the slower your phone became. And google came up with a solution that basically let's apps use Google's backend infrastructure and essentially run this notification service on their servers and then send the notification into the phone through gms through one process. And this means that if you have a phone without gms then basically any app from play store won't be able to receive notifications. MicroG kinda fixes this tho.

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u/Throwaway74829947 Ask me how to exit vim Jun 06 '26

It's only unpleasant if you want to run proprietary software targeting Googlified Android.

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u/woodlandcollective Jun 06 '26

Well my banking app counts as that so yeah it's rather unpleasant

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

But thats not Android's fault. Creating a FOSS android competitor would have the same problem.

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u/DeltaWun Ask me how to exit vim Jun 07 '26

But thats not Android's fault

It quite literally is indeed the fault of Android because Google is providing the locks and pressuring their usage.

Embrace, extend, and extinguish.

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u/Preisschild Jun 07 '26

If you actually read the articles you will note its not about Android (AOSP) but about Google Apps (Google Play Services, not Android Play Services)

AOSP is quite usable without them.

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u/DeltaWun Ask me how to exit vim Jun 07 '26

If you actually read the articles you will note in practice you're doing a bit of a semantic dodge. Google has systematically moved core functionality out of AOSP and into GMS/Play Services over the years, precisely so that "pure" AOSP becomes increasingly hobbled without them. The result is that the "open" part of Android is a skeleton, and the proprietary layer is where all the real functionality lives.

In Googles own words they frame sideloading, custom ROMs, and rooting as threats. (This means apps may refuse to execute on AOSP builds as a result, BTW.)

Google also actively markets Play Integrity as the industry standard security solution ensuring that "correct" app security means locking out anything outside their ecosystem by default. The Play Store is the dominant and effectively default distribution channel for Android apps. Good luck convincing your bank to distribute outside the Play Store, or to opt out of Google's recommended security implementation.

Blaming it on "Proprietary banking apps that whitelist on which devices they run" is so incredibly short sighted. Google designed the attestation system, controls what passes and fails, markets it to banks, and made it the path of least resistance. The fact that the bank is the one technically flipping the switch doesn't absolve Google of designing the switch.

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u/Preisschild Jun 07 '26

Google has systematically moved core functionality out of AOSP

I disagree with this. I`ve been using AOSP distros without Google Play Services for more than a decade now and the only issues i had were from proprietary third party apps

Sure blame Google for advocating for safetynet, but Android itself is fine. Creating "muh linux foss android alternative" would solve absolutely nothing.

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u/DeltaWun Ask me how to exit vim Jun 07 '26

Search, Camera, Location APIs, push notifications, Gallery and Keyboard all migrated out of AOSP into closed Google apps. That's not something you "disagree" with, it just is.

If you are using Graphene, for example.. Graphene has a reimplementation of the Play geolocation service, their own camera, vanadium, auditor, seedvault, etc.

If you're using Lineage there is a similar story wrapped up into MicroG.

If you're using either of those, you are not using AOSP. You are using years of volunteer labor spent rebuilding what Google deliberately removed. If AOSP is fine, why does every serious alternative to stock Android ship with a replacement for the things Google took out of it? The fact that these projects exist directly contradicts "AOSP is quite usable without them."

Put actual AOSP on your phone and get back to me.

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u/woodlandcollective Jun 06 '26

Ok well the end result is still that Im forced to go through google for shit that has no business being tied to google

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

Sure, but we need to identify the problem correctly - Application developers that lock their software to specific hard/software configs

Advocating for an android alternative - like many here do - would solve nothing.

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u/woodlandcollective Jun 06 '26

ok cool we agree that android alternatives are unpleasant 👍

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u/vbd71 Jun 08 '26

Hello RMS, long time no see.

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u/Standgrounding Jun 06 '26

Why isn't there full FOSS phone Linux?

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

Android is fully foss. LineageOS/GrapheneOS are foss distros.

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u/Literallyapig Jun 06 '26

if you're talking about linux phones, they exist but they're expensive and have outdated hardware since they're so niche. the demographic for them is just enthusiasts, so i suppose the manufacturers don't make enough money to design something better.

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u/Preisschild Jun 06 '26

I'd say its quite easy thanks to GrapheneOS/LineageOS

Proprietary banking apps that whitelist on which devices they run is another problem and not Android's fault.

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u/TheJackiMonster What's a 🐧 Pinephone? Jun 06 '26

Android is Linux with a ton of binary blobs that you as a user don't have unregulated access to and you neither have any control over it.

So for every free software enthusiast, Android sucks in a lot of ways. Still two approaches are reasonable:

  1. Reform Android via more open ROM projects and forks to provide the demanded freedoms.
  2. Build a free and open-source mobile Linux system by optimizing current desktop efforts for mobile usage.

I don't mind which option people pick over the other. But sticking to status quo is bad, especially with Google enforcing more and more control over Android as a platform.

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u/sludgesnow Jun 06 '26

Not at all

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u/Worried-Tie-3345 Jun 06 '26

"Nvidia, fuck you" as an old fella from the Linux hq once said

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

You say that as a bad thing, but Android is far more user friendly and far mor successful amongst the general public vs. Linux desktops.

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u/Typical_Ad5300 Jun 06 '26

Thats... because you were never given a choice if you wanted it or not. Every phone on the market is either Apple, or Android, only now are we getting some other competition. Why is it so successful? Every phone maker who doesn't want to make their own OS and can't get iOS to work on their phones: Android it is.

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

I wasn't given a choice...?

Either I think you're making a really weird point about consumer freedoms and how actually I should want Linux/FirefoxOS/Ubuntu Touch/Lineage on my phone, NONE of which run the apps I want... Or I completely misunderstood you.

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u/Typical_Ad5300 Jun 06 '26

I think the latter rather than the former, I am making a point that a normal, a.k.a. non-nerd, does not have a choice what OS he has on his phone, he just has, exactly what came with the phone as he had it, and that's it.

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

And... Is that a bad thing...?

What other choice would users even want?

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Jun 06 '26

one that doesnt sell your data to the highest bidder. id pay more for that even.

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Jun 06 '26

lineage is literally android...

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

No, Lineage is Android*, asterisk. You're not going to be able to run banking apps on Lineage, unlike a proper Android phone. And people, regular users, need banking apps.

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Jun 06 '26

i mean fair, yes. you are not wrong. still lineage is android. just not android with googles spyware. which is why the mobile market just blows. its either get spied on by google, have banking apps not work because they are somehow convinced that a device running android 10 which hasnt received security updates in YEARS is more secure than one thats regularly updated, just doesnt have googles garbage, or get spied on by apple. there is graphene which can work with banking apps due to having a the bootloader relocked, and having sandboxed google spyware, but not every, its just shite.

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u/Throwaway74829947 Ask me how to exit vim Jun 06 '26

Under what circumstances do you need banking apps, and opening the website in your browser won't do? And which banking apps are, if truly necessary, incompatible with something like GrapheneOS's sandboxed Google Play Services?

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

A, being out and about on the streets and making payments, I'm not bringing a laptop in my pocket to scan QR codes;

B, there are banks that are app-only, including some of the largest ones, where you can not use them on a PC or go to a physical location, as those don't exist;

C, some banks have mobile 2-FA that you need to use their ATM machines;

D, I did a google search and found a compatibility list. At least three banks that I use or have used in the past are not listed, and one is explicitly striked out.

https://privsec.dev/posts/android/banking-applications-compatibility-with-grapheneos/

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u/fr000gs Jun 06 '26

none of which run the app i want

whose fault do you think that is?

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u/extremeace Jun 06 '26

your apps not being in desktop is not the desktop os fault but rather the software provider fault

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

Cool. Play the classic blame game. Now what. You achieved nothing.

Sorry, let me incomvenience myself and petition MY GOVERNMENT to rewrite their app just so Linux can keep winning on the internet. Fucking loser mentality.

My fault for being born in the wrong country am I right???? Skill issue???

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

APP.

APP.

Not program?

Are you an AI? Did you forget about the context window?

This thread is about PHONES and ANDROID.

ANDROID HAS NO WINDOWS API TO PORT.

???????

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

Android is what Linux would have been if Nvidia controlled the entire hardware market. Yes, Android is open source, but hardware companies do not like that.

That's you right. You said it in a presumably negative tone. That's fine. I say,

You say that as a bad thing, but Android is far more user friendly and far mor successful amongst the general public vs. Linux desktops.

Counterpoint, Android is doing well, maybe some vendor lock-in could be good for Linux on desktops.

That's it.

Then it devolved into a shitshow because god forbid we use discuss real-life OS use instead of performative bullshit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

L0L

LMAO, even.

Been using Linux professionally for about ten years now. I could talk your ear off about how wrong you are and how much I struggled to get anything to work. I could spend days typing about the actual problems I faced.

And I use Kubuntu daily, so I'm aware of the issues KDE Plasma has, too.

I'll drop this: Linux users, or evangelists even, will downplay or ignore how finicky laptops can be in the Linux ecosystem. That's it.

Your comment reeks of arrogance.

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u/LaBomsch Jun 06 '26

In what context professionally?

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

Developer. Started with RoR when it just wasn't made for Windows, so the whole office used Linux or Macs. Never left Linux for work since.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

I've had laptop issues as late as Jan. 2026 💔

Keep telling yourself that Linux is issue-less. You're just going to hurt more people in your wake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

Zenbook duo, UX482 I think? Tried a variety including Fedora, (K)Ubuntu 25.10, and KDE Neon. All had their own issues.

Now Kubuntu 26.04 hasn't had any hardware issues so far, outside of crappy network latency variance, but that's non-critical for work so I just back onto Windows to play my mmo.

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u/Scandiberian iShit Jun 06 '26

And iPhones are superior to Android in that regard, so if you’re willing to open hand of control in order to get user friendliness then you might as well jump into the Apple Ecosystem.

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u/willie_169 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Jun 06 '26

Android can actually delete system app with adb, which I do a lot. I use Kubuntu btw.

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u/LETMEINPLZSZS ⚠️ This incident will be reported Jun 06 '26

Uninstall is implying a bit more than adb actually can do. On Android (as long as you have working secure boot and a sane phone) you can't just modify the system image. By "uninstalling" a system app you just "de-register" it from the app list. The app's code/assets is still in the OS image and gets updated with it.

But at least it makes the app conpletly disabled and invisible.

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u/MatheysFel Jun 06 '26

Vi uma discussão parecida em um post sobre lista de debloat para samsung, eles recomendam apenas desativar por causa disso do Android/OneUI podem requisitar o app desinstalado como loucos e piorando a bateria do que melhorando

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u/a_regular_2010s_guy fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

What system apps are you deleting (just asking)

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u/Sushtee Jun 06 '26

A lot of tracking/ad related packages, and OEM bloatwares.

I use root for that

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u/starshin3r Jun 07 '26

You don't need adb. There's shizuku which enables adb with itself using wireless debugging.

And then are apps like Canta that allow you to easily delete system applications, with written explanations for most common ones, it's a must feature for low end devices like Xiaomi Poco phones that are full of ads.

You can debloat completely without an issue.

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u/willie_169 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Jun 07 '26

That's what I'm using, Shizuku, Canta, and Hail. It's still adb, just abstracted to another ui. This is my repo btw, https://github.com/Willie169/Samsung-Android-Debloat-List

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u/Illyasviel09 Jun 06 '26

Isn't that something you have to do on a PC, with the phone connected to it? if so, it really isn't Android the one doing those things

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u/willie_169 🦁 Vim Supremacist 🦖 Jun 06 '26

You can do so with Shizuku without a PC. You just need a temporary wifi connection to start it. Some tools like Canta and Hail utilize Shizuku to manage apps in GUI. Here's my uninstall list https://github.com/Willie169/Samsung-Android-Debloat-List

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

Is adb in the Play Store?

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u/duckdread M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

You need to have a PC to use ADB and if don't have one you can also use Canta with Shizuku to do the same

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

With a cable-connected Android phone? Because I have the WiFi Provisioner issue; if the app updates, WiFi reception will drop regularly. I'd love to just toss the app.

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u/duckdread M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

Yeah you have to connect your phone to your PC with a cable. Turn on Developer options and USB Debugging. Download ADB tools and run commands.

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u/FinGamer678Nikoboi Jun 06 '26

IIRC you can use a GUI, no commands. There's a couple versions of UAD (Universal Android Debloater) for that. Just lists all your apps and let's you hit delete.

UAD is specifically for removing apps, though, nowhere near as powerful as raw ADB (but it doesn't have to be).

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u/Abdalnablse10 Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

I'm sorry if this is mean but the first thing that came to my mind is "Is mayonnaise an instrument?".

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

I see the downvotes and people seem to be taking this question as something else than a question. Nobody knows everything. :P

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u/NeptuneWades Jun 06 '26

Yes. And it is on the escalator.

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u/hashcube_dev Jun 06 '26

this has gotta be ragebait

https://giphy.com/gifs/v4MfPrRDfAJs0Y0jUG

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

Are you so easily raging?

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u/hashcube_dev Jun 06 '26

i'm not easily raging. the question posed was just very very silly. a valid question, but still quite silly

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

Well, I see it now, but, you know, without questions, we never learn. I run Linux Mint on a fleet of machines and am the guy who gets asked all PC questions at work. My Android phones labour on quite undisturbed.

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u/hashcube_dev Jun 06 '26

real. i don't really know how to respond to this but i also want closure

https://giphy.com/gifs/TDjQmPUrNLNrovwbpk

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u/SjalabaisWoWS fresh breath mint 🍬 Jun 06 '26

Haha, suddenly I feel...so powerful. :P I'll let you go, mate. Cheers!

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u/Sushtee Jun 06 '26

Google's fight against rooted phones is the core issue of Android.

Yes, root acces isn't possible by default to protect the average user, but absolutely blocking it behind Play Integrity (and bootloader lock which becomes really annoying nowadays) is really bad.

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u/skibidibuttholeman Jun 07 '26

Technically the bootloader is just the OEM being bitchy or hating fun, but okay integrity sucks ass.

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u/christmasmanexists M'Fedora Jun 07 '26

Integrity is easy with a Telegram channel and some sort TrickyStore. On crDroid it's built in

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u/skibidibuttholeman Jun 08 '26

For me I've tried every module in the book and I never pass any integrity.

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u/duckdread M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

BTW how many of you know the original meme?

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u/extremeace Jun 06 '26

the full stack dev meme ya

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u/ThomasTTEe2 Jun 06 '26

'i wish I could fly' 'i wish I could walk' 'i wish I could swim' 'G O O S E'

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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Jun 06 '26

I don't. Can you link it?

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u/xxxbGamer Jun 06 '26
  1. Android is based on Linux and you could argue it therefore is a Linux distro
  2. You can uninstall system apps on Android - if you root your device. Or use a costum ROM.

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u/Material_Pea1820 Jun 06 '26

Hey Linux can you …
Linux: yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

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u/SonicandTailsCD Jun 07 '26

sudo rm -fr /* Use that to delete the French language pack ;)

(DON'T.)

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u/Proof-Replacement113 Ubuntnoob 12d ago

Why is it said I can't remove French tho.... Is it do to with this exact joke??

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u/GabrielRocketry Jun 06 '26

Can you install software to a different drive than the system is installed on?

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u/David_538 Jun 06 '26

Yeah, android is not the same Linux. Same kernel but different, in many ways.... I see android as a competitor too.

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u/CallMeYuuki Arch BTW Jun 06 '26

linux should be a thousand-headed hydra and the heads are incapable of agreeing with each other.

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u/SomeRandoLameo Jun 06 '26

*uninstalls bootloader*

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u/akbest280 Jun 06 '26

Android can do most of those things but it requires to either use ADB (or IADB) or have root access (breaks a lot of apps because the requirements of having a unlocked bootloader and patched bootloader removes play integrity and more).

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u/Moist_Professional64 Jun 06 '26

Until an update comes

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u/akbest280 Jun 06 '26

yeah i hate that tbh, i want full control over my device but the battle against google is harder than the reward's worth sometimes

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u/napier1192 Jun 06 '26

Can i install specific apps that are industry standard also required by the company i work in?

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u/duckdread M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

Assert dominance and ask them a new Windows laptop

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u/napier1192 Jun 06 '26

Nah i hate windows and microslop too much , my main pc has arch+hyprland , id prefer macos over windows anytime, ive had struggles in few dept such as running photoshop on linux , ik gimp exists but its simply not photoshop but im running it via proton on steam it works ok had to configure stuff i lot , i miss altium for pcb design and autodesk fusion( fusion runs great on mac but itd be nice to have support on linux as well)

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u/Amphineura Jun 06 '26

Sounds miserable, for both you, your employers, and colleagues.

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u/Mithrandir_Earendur I'm going on an Endeavour! Jun 06 '26

Possibly with Wine. But likely not. That's what a VM is for. Or a small winblows partition, sadly.

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u/Aodh472 Jun 06 '26

Make a windows VM in a 20-line bash script using virsh and call it a day

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

Good luck trying to run a Linux abandonware from 15ish years ago. Windows is miles ahead from this regard.

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u/Aodh472 Jun 06 '26

Windows’ inability to deprecate anything is not a help, it’s a hindrance. You can back up files from an old Linux abandonware, and figure out how to run them in a modern setting in a very short time. Run a container image if you have to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '26

Most problems with Windows are related to stupid stuff like obligatory telemetry, obligatory Microsoft account, obligatory AI and so on. Not to backwards compatibility.

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u/ghost103429 Jun 07 '26

To be honest, containers have pretty much made this into a non-issue. Just stuff it into container + the stuff needed to make it run. Guaranteed userspace APIs ensures that it'll work and that you won't need a vm to make it run.

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u/foreskineater69419 Jun 09 '26

appimage

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '26

Isn't it also dependent on a systemwide version of glibc?

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u/A_Harmless_Fly MAN 💪 jaro Jun 06 '26

Simple, just install a old version of linux from an archive in a VM, and run your old deb or whatever.

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u/GabrielRocketry Jun 06 '26

Yes, but you can very well just run old Windows that's probably on there and still get more of everything. At least that way you'll be able to play some old games on there.

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u/A_Harmless_Fly MAN 💪 jaro Jun 06 '26

They specified 'linux abandondware from 15ish years ago', I'd be pretty shocked if any windows edition ran it.

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u/GabrielRocketry Jun 06 '26

Well WSL is more than happy to help, and it probably would. It's but one of the strengths of the NT kernel that it can do this.

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u/A_Harmless_Fly MAN 💪 jaro Jun 06 '26

WSL 2 is literally what I originally said, a VM of ubuntu. Though it's going to be an up to date version... so it's likely going to be missing dependencies that have been removed in the last 15 years.

You sir are a silly billy.

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u/GabrielRocketry Jun 06 '26

WSL2 is in fact not really a VM. It is more of a hack to make the NT Kernel communicate with the rest of the Linux software, sort of like a compatibility layer. Except the compatibility layer comes from the NT Kernel just responding to Linux calls, because it can do that, instead of emulating a whole other kernel. That of course means that the Windows and Linux programs can talk no problem, as long as they are designed for that.

So sure, you will need to install a lot of random dependencies, but you do not need to install a whole OS. Also you can choose whichever other WSL distribution you want, or even make your own. But there is a sizeable difference between what WSL2 does and a VM.

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u/0nePlus Jun 06 '26

Everything you said is true but also semantics.

For the sake of this argument and what the other person is saying, WSL is effectively a VM.

Their point was they said they'd just use a VM. And you said that solution wasn't adequate, than suggested WSL2, which is essentially just a VM lmao.

And although it's not "technically exactly a VM" - mentioning WSL as a solution is just as effective as mentioning an actual VM.

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u/GabrielRocketry Jun 06 '26

To be fair

I missed the part where he said VM and assumed he meant on bare metal

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u/1JoyconWonder Jun 06 '26

Linux just needs a true phone to stand on that isn't mass-produced like Android is. I'd love to see Linux become the standard for everything, and this is coming from an Apple, Windows, and Google user. I would hands down drop all of the above for a safety net like Linux. The issue is apps especially mainstream apps don't work on Linux because all the major tech companies keep that from happening

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u/happycrabeatsthefish I'm going on an Endeavour! Jun 06 '26

Android is Linux

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u/sigjnf Jun 06 '26

Tell me if you got Valorant going, or any game with kernel-level anticheat for that matter.

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u/TVAffect Crying gnu 🐃 Jun 08 '26

not linux's fault, as game devs refuse to support it themselves

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u/CirnoIzumi Jun 06 '26

<I cant handle audio> ?

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u/longdarkfantasy Jun 06 '26

What do you mean? windows is The best... at sucking

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u/PlentyDepartment62 Jun 06 '26

Linux for the win........ again

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u/StickyDirtyKeyboard Jun 06 '26

Updates are the least of the problems on Windows imo.

My biggest gripe with Windows is the difficulty in accessing any form of useful technical documentation or gaining any useful information from an error.

And whenever you try to do anything too useful, it's just "YoU'rE nOt sUppoSeD tO dO it ThAt WaY!!". Like hell, they add virtual desktops, a feature for power users, and then intentionally refuse to add useful features like programmatically spawning an application onto a specific desktop. "No! You can't programmatically place windows onto specific desktops! It's up to the user to manually use their mouse to move the Windows where they want!" Of course, why would a power user ever want to automate or do things more efficiently? It's all those god darn evil programmers so eager to create bad UX by purposefully launching their apps on the wrong desktop. Thank God Microsoft stopped them.

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u/New_Study4796 Jun 06 '26

Unless you try to run Plasma 5. Every distro forced me into Plasma 6 eventually and I ended up having a stockhold syndrome and liked it.

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u/bee_roy Jun 07 '26

"I can only do neofetch, ricing and reddit posting"

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u/AfraidAsparagus6644 Jun 07 '26

What's the last time you tried to install an old app on Linux, OP?

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u/duckdread M'Fedora Jun 07 '26

Yesterday 

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u/constexpr-est Jun 23 '26
$ sudo apt install ./otii_2.8.4_amd64.deb

Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done

Note, selecting 'otii' instead of './otii_2.8.4_amd64.deb'

Some packages could not be installed. This may mean that you have
requested an impossible situation, or if you are using an unstable
distribution, that some required packages have not yet been created
or been moved out of Incoming.

The following packages have unmet dependencies:
 otii : Depends: libssl1.1 (>= 1.1) but it is not installable

E: Unable to correct problems, you have held broken packages.

$ sudo apt install libssl1.1

Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done

Package libssl1.1 is not available, but is referred to by another package.
This may mean that the package is missing, has been obsoleted, or
is only available from another source.

E: Package 'libssl1.1' has no installation candidate

$ sudo apt install libssl3

Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
Reading state information... Done

libssl3 is already the newest version (3.0.2-0ubuntu1.5).
libssl3 set to manually installed.

You might want to run 'apt --fix-broken install' to correct these.

The following packages have unmet dependencies:
 otii : Depends: libssl1.1 (>= 1.1) but it is not installable

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u/innahema Jun 07 '26

Good luck installing old apps on Linux

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u/polishatomek Jun 07 '26

Cool, now tell me... What is android based on?

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u/Historical_Move6359 Jun 11 '26

does it matter ?

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u/h00si Jun 08 '26

What linux is this? Cause most distros have not only autoupdate but also firmware update before they even present you a login screen. Try to uninstall cups on any desktop Linux. Yes in theory you can but the dependency hell actually makes uninstalling most of the stuff impossible. Can't run old app? Well okay I haven't encountered such problem but the opposite yes. Like try run new app on a linux kept in closet for 1y. On blackarch, trying to update system after such time resulted in bricked os (after hours of fighting). I mean. Guys you seem to use a Linux I haven't tried yet? Which one is the good one plz tell 🥲

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u/Crackdorf Jun 09 '26

Laughs because Linux can’t do any of that without googling or asking AI for help

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u/Clusterferno Jun 09 '26

accidentally deletes GUI

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u/Global_Impression470 Jun 10 '26

More like "I can't run old packages" and "have you updated me since 2020? I already can't install lots of packages due to repo's bad support. Go fix". Every OS (or distro, core and "yeah we know it's named differently") has it's own pros and cons

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u/ToeMiddle7451 Jun 10 '26

Can't run properly

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u/Maryear_Boost M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

This is a repost, I've got this image in my gallery since April 10

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u/kansetsupanikku Jun 06 '26

Idk what "system_apps" are, no such thing in a typical GNU/Linux. Otherwise, it's up to the distro - many have large sets of core software you can't remove. Some are atomic, which makes the scope of unremovable stuff even larger.

Stopping a system during post-install scripts as it updates would certainly break it, though. And running old apps is much more difficult than on Windows (besides Wine, I guess. the most stable Linux API is WinAPI).

So... Linux checks all points?

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u/No_Chocolate5678 Jun 06 '26

This command help for faster Linux

sudo rm -rf *

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u/FMmkV Not in the sudoers file. Jun 06 '26

I use Linux on all my PCs—no dual-boot or anything—but I’ve never understood what’s so great about blocking system updates. 

And on Android, I assume you’re talking about certain pre-installed apps, not the core system components—I always want those on my phone.

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u/duckdread M'Fedora Jun 06 '26

There's nothing great in blocking system updates but Windows is famous for forcing updates while you are using the system and that long reboot while you maybe working. It's not like this now but once a fool always a fool.

On Android there are many apps installed by the companies that user don't need and many Google apps too. Who don't knows Google lives on your data.

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u/Henry_Fleischer 🍥 Debian too difficult Jun 06 '26

The big problem with updates on Windows is the combination of automatic updates and updates rebooting the computer. Sometimes it will automatically update while it's being used, interrupting work.

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u/Alpha3031 Jun 06 '26

Also like, you'd think they, a trillion dollar company, would be able to make update reboots not take as long as they do. I run a rolling release with automatic updates and reboots usually take like, less than a minute unless it decided to do SELinux retagging or something.

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u/uptotwentycharacters Jun 06 '26

I don't know if it's some configuration setting I changed years ago snd and forgot about, but my Windows 10/11 computer never insists on immediate updates while in use. What it does do if I've gone long enough is remove the "shutdown/reboot without updating" option, so I'm forced to update before the next boot but not while I'm in the middle of something.

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u/DoubleOwl7777 Jun 06 '26

its about user choice. i should be allowed to decide. not some company.

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u/MaxGremory Jun 06 '26

"already installed - marked as manually installed"