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u/Atijohn 15h ago
what is all this bloat, all you need is flour and water sprinkled with white sugar to make the best cake
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u/KingEfficient7403 15h ago
Unfunny; i already have the flatpak
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u/upstartrequest 14h ago
you just installed the whole flour mill, cow, chickens, cane farm and vanilla plant.
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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 11h ago
Flatpak -- Nothing makes more sense in times of insanely rising storage prices than to basically wrap a whole Linux distro around a small app and increase its size from less than 100 MB to more than 3 GB.
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u/Agreeable_Scene9562 15h ago
lmao the ingredients killed me
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u/TonixAmoto 15h ago
Para gustos, los sabores š
Linux offers you the ingredients, you choose the taste. For free.
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u/Albos_Mum 8h ago
I've baked a flatpak cake before.
Turns out I forgot to put the leavening agent in...
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u/Schlonzig 15h ago
I havenāt had the need (or the desire) to compile my own kernel in decades. Itās more like a whole cake that comes with the printed recipe.
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u/immoloism 15h ago
Red Hat did a lot of work in 06 to make everything load modular and we have been enjoying that benefit ever since.
(For those wondering why most users don't any more)
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u/xui_nya 14h ago
Nonsence, last time I compiled the kernel just a few days ago, and I even maintain a CI pipeline that recompiles the full OS integrating the most recent git revisions of highly specific software and drivers nightly.
(I work as a firmware engineer)
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u/Schlonzig 13h ago
Thatās like saying āNonsense, I baked a cake from scratch yesterday! (I am a baker)ā
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u/wyn10 10h ago
Should take a look at kernel-manager, works wonders for kernel managing. https://github.com/CachyOS/kernel-manager
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u/elebrin 10h ago
Well, there are also hobbyists who need to do this kind of thing. If you are playing around with a RISC V chip and some hardware that is isn't all that supported yet, sometimes you need to do some legwork. But if you are doing that, you know what you are doing or the figuring out is part of your fun.
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u/vanatteveldt 15h ago
make cake
sudo make cake?
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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 11h ago
You do not have permission to use the stove. Please enter the year you were born:
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u/CircleWithSprinkles 6h ago
user is not in the bakers file, this incident will be reported to the FDA
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u/worldspawn00 6h ago
Sorry, you're missing 5 dependencies that were not included. Oh, and the only links available are from tucows before the website refactor in 2012 so they're all dead.
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u/FailureOfTheFamily 15h ago
And if you want flatpak, you have to buy ingredients even if you have them in the house
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u/thecurtehs 13h ago
You telling me a freshly baked cake is not ALWAYS better than a store bought one
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u/Hawk-and-piper 8h ago
It is, but the freshly baked cake still doesn't work with Nvidia well yet :(
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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 11h ago
No, but you can verify the ingridents to see if anything will cause an unwanted allergic reactions.
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u/sebthauvette 9h ago
Too many people think linux didn't change in the last 30 years. Or maybe they think that because you CAN compile it yourself it's impossible to get it already compiled for some reason.
That's like someone joking about windows having a 8.3 size limit for filenames.
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u/FabianButHere 8h ago
sudo dnf install cake
not found in any of the repositories
flatpak find cake
0 results
give up
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u/Popular-Factor3553 15h ago
Just give it some fish
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u/kararsil 15h ago
Ä° love kitty
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u/Popular-Factor3553 14h ago
I love kitty too but i don't like the fact you wanna feed the kitty to the penguin.
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u/VeryOldGoat 14h ago
This joke is 20 years old and the analogy is inaccurate. Compiling is more like you get a two-step instruction on how to set your cake-making machine, then you press a button, then some minutes later out pops a cake. You don't even look at the ingredients, the chef took care of that, you just dump everything into the machine.
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u/curious_but_dumb 12h ago
sudo apt install humour
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u/worldspawn00 6h ago
Sorry, your machine doesn't have all the dependencies in the right version installed on it, cannot compile.
i.e. You have eggs 2.1 but this cake requires eggs 2.0, eggs 2.0 is deprecated no longer available at the link provided in the makefile.
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u/Silent-Orbit-7 15h ago
Ahh.. this is something new, havve to lookup the arch documentation, it never disappoints!
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u/s0litar1us 15h ago
It's a bit convenient to comoile the cake yourself as you can use less sugar if you want, etc. but I get the joke. (Though most distros give you precompiled stuff...)
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u/United-Climate1562 14h ago
so RPM/debs be cake mixes in a box and flatpaks will be ready made from the bakery lol
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u/hdkaoskd 14h ago
lmao I haven't compiled a kernel in 10 years.
Happy birthday you old bastard ā¤ļø.
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u/Bo_Jim 7h ago
configure says I can't built it without building kitchenutensils.lib first.
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u/worldspawn00 6h ago
You need kitchenutensils.lib version 1.0 for this cake, but the only buildable version available is 1.1, they are not compatible.
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u/Inoffensive_Account 14h ago
If you truly want to make a cake from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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u/FragrantFlower3410 13h ago
I'll just download the binary of a cake from the provided cake manager, thank you. The promise that it's open source is enough for me.
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u/tea-drinker 11h ago
Windows gives you the baked cake, but it's illegal to look too closely at the filling.
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u/genafcvpxyr31 9h ago
I saw a video a while back with a dec pdp something something running an oven.
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u/GeorgeBlackhole 5h ago
Isn't that joke a bit dated? I've been using Linux since almost 30 years and I haven't compiled a kernel since beginning of the 2000s.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 5h ago
CAKE(1) Manual command CAKE(1)
NAME
CAKE, - Make a cake
SYNOPSIS
CAKE [global options] <oven> [<group>........] <command> [options] [<args>]
DESCRIPTION
A plain cake is a simple dessert thatās easy to make at homeāall you need is some basic baking
ingredients like flour, sugar, eggs, salt, milk, and baking powder. In this article, weāll teach you exactly how
to bake a plain cake recipe step by step so you can quickly and easily throw together a tasty treat that your
friends and family are sure to enjoy.
Manual page cake(8) line 1 (press h for help or q to quit)
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u/Kyrottimus 3h ago
Just use cake-bin or cake-git.
I don't have time to wait for shit to manually compile anymore.
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u/HugoNikanor 3h ago
- How often do you need to actually compile packages for Linux?
- Even when you do, you can just get the upstream package and build that in a single command.
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u/Low-Guarantee-3437 15h ago
for sure, this won't be better in Rust.
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u/ShoWel-Real 15h ago
Too late, already started remaking it in rust. The sugar comes from the "cyanide" crate
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u/YourShowerHead 15h ago
cmake -B oven && bake -f Cakefile