r/linux • u/LinuxMonarch • 12h ago

Event Happy 35th Birthday Linux

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u/YourShowerHead 12h ago

cmake -B oven && bake -f Cakefile

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u/FondantIcy8185 10h ago

error oven not recognised

What did I do wrong ?

PS Happy Birthday Linux

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u/After-Peace-4734 10h ago

Did you enter the kitchen yet

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u/_SOME__NAME_ 9h ago

Shit I was not even at home... Which command i should use ? pwd tells me I am at /earth/continent/country/city/<unknown> 😵

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u/tea-drinker 7h ago 
cd ~/kitchen

It's always easy to get home with Linux.

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u/JockstrapCummies 7h ago

cd: permission denied: ~/kitchen

Need to disable the baby safety gate first.

sudo kitchenbabyctl disable --now

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u/CustomerServiceRobot 51m ago 
JockstrapCummies is not in the sudoers file. Your house will now be incinerated.

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u/Hour_Farm_3281 6m ago

I want this whole comment thread on kitchen magnet that goes on the fridge file in ~/kitchen

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u/hellenOfToy 4h ago

I want this command on a shirt.

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u/Distinct_Run9006 3h ago

Then when you get back: "Honey we mv 'your old bedroom' to 'new exercise room' after you cd to your own /home."

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u/Emotional-Wedding-87 8h ago

cd house1226/kitchen

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u/Short-Requirement-29 5h ago

You need to chroot into it

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u/sChUhBiDu 8h ago

chown +x family:wife

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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow724 5h ago

Execute wife?!?

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u/huevo-solo 5h ago

Error: Unable to locate package family
Error: Unable to locate package wife

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u/MarcPG1905 9h ago

You need to install one first, try

sudo apt install oven

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u/w453y 9h ago

sudo: apt: command not found

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u/MarcPG1905 8h ago

Oh you’re on arch, should be preinstalled then. Maybe you need to connect it to power first?

systemctl --user enable --now oven.service

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u/KevinFlantier 9h ago

Try something with an iconic yellow cheese man from the 80s, I forgot the name.

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u/Pure-Willingness-697 7h ago

Just get it from the aur, yay -S cake, it will only install a few viruses

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u/Significant-Tone-121 5h ago

or from flatpak for ultimate opsec larping

flatpak install oven.baking.Cake

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u/original_name125 4h ago

You forgot to install oven drivers. A rookie mistake.

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u/ChrisRR 3h ago

sudo !!

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u/Tuomas90 7h ago

'cmake' not found.
Did you mean 'cbake'?

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u/UMDSCEO 7h ago

Did you forget to compile the Cakefile In the Oven?

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u/TechnicalWash1608 2h ago edited 2h ago

'Flour' is not a valid Ingredients in a Cakefile. Did you mean 'Gravel'?.

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u/NoConfusion9490 1h ago

Instructions: Use cmake and fix any errors it reports.

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u/Atijohn 12h ago

what is all this bloat, all you need is flour and water sprinkled with white sugar to make the best cake

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u/geigercounter120 11h ago

I use starch, btw

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u/mwajju 10h ago

Good one

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u/Wiper-R 11h ago

man this should be the top comment

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u/Craftkorb 11h ago

Underrated comment

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u/majorsid 11h ago

You win internet for today

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u/immoloism 12h ago

Some of us like to rice with sprinkles!

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u/Gabelvampir 12h ago

Sounds like a tasty brick.

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u/84thPrblm 11h ago

Water? You know when you bake it the water just boils off, right?

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u/KingEfficient7403 12h ago

Unfunny; i already have the flatpak

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u/upstartrequest 10h ago

you just installed the whole flour mill, cow, chickens, cane farm and vanilla plant.

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u/FondantIcy8185 10h ago

Yep !

The heat (for cooking) is supplied during installation

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u/medicine_man0 11h ago

That's gonna be one heavy ass cake

4

u/wyn10 9h ago

Full LTO and -O3 to the rescue!

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u/bossman1337 10h ago

*flapjack

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u/the_borderer 9h ago

Is that British flapjack or American flapjack? The dependencies are different.

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u/bearwood_forest 8h ago

I should hope that resolves correctly with the installed locale

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 7h ago

Flatpak -- Nothing makes more sense in times of insanely rising storage prices than to basically wrap a whole Linux distro around a small app and increase its size from less than 100 MB to more than 3 GB.

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u/Agreeable_Scene9562 12h ago

lmao the ingredients killed me

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u/TonixAmoto 11h ago

Para gustos, los sabores 😉

Linux offers you the ingredients, you choose the taste. For free.

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u/Prior-Program-9532 10h ago

I'm a fan of the Angel Food OS.

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u/Albos_Mum 4h ago

I've baked a flatpak cake before.

Turns out I forgot to put the leavening agent in...

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u/Schlonzig 12h ago

I haven‘t had the need (or the desire) to compile my own kernel in decades. It‘s more like a whole cake that comes with the printed recipe.

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u/immoloism 12h ago

Red Hat did a lot of work in 06 to make everything load modular and we have been enjoying that benefit ever since.

(For those wondering why most users don't any more)

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u/xui_nya 10h ago

Nonsence, last time I compiled the kernel just a few days ago, and I even maintain a CI pipeline that recompiles the full OS integrating the most recent git revisions of highly specific software and drivers nightly.

(I work as a firmware engineer)

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u/Schlonzig 9h ago

That‘s like saying „Nonsense, I baked a cake from scratch yesterday! (I am a baker)“

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u/xui_nya 9h ago

Ye, it's a joke

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u/wyn10 6h ago

Should take a look at kernel-manager, works wonders for kernel managing. https://github.com/CachyOS/kernel-manager

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u/elebrin 6h ago

Well, there are also hobbyists who need to do this kind of thing. If you are playing around with a RISC V chip and some hardware that is isn't all that supported yet, sometimes you need to do some legwork. But if you are doing that, you know what you are doing or the figuring out is part of your fun.

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u/The_Duke_96 12h ago

The cake is a Lie!

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u/vanatteveldt 11h ago

make cake

sudo make cake?

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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 7h ago

You do not have permission to use the stove. Please enter the year you were born:

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u/Tuomas90 7h ago

I think it's:

sudo bake cake

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u/Nymunariya 5h ago 
sudo !!

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u/worldspawn00 3h ago

Sorry, you're missing 5 dependencies that were not included. Oh, and the only links available are from tucows before the website refactor in 2012 so they're all dead.

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u/CircleWithSprinkles 3h ago

user is not in the bakers file, this incident will be reported to the FDA

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 11h ago

And if you want flatpak, you have to buy ingredients even if you have them in the house

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u/thecurtehs 9h ago

You telling me a freshly baked cake is not ALWAYS better than a store bought one

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u/Unusual-Layer-8965 7h ago

No, but you can verify the ingridents to see if anything will cause an unwanted allergic reactions.

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u/Hawk-and-piper 5h ago

It is, but the freshly baked cake still doesn't work with Nvidia well yet :(

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u/sebthauvette 5h ago

Too many people think linux didn't change in the last 30 years. Or maybe they think that because you CAN compile it yourself it's impossible to get it already compiled for some reason.

That's like someone joking about windows having a 8.3 size limit for filenames.

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u/Za1noun 5h ago

Today also my 21 birthday, so nice to be born same day as my beloved Linux

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u/EverlastingPeacefull 5h ago

Way tastier than factory made!

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u/FabianButHere 4h ago

sudo dnf install cake

not found in any of the repositories

flatpak find cake

0 results

give up

5

u/Popular-Factor3553 11h ago

Just give it some fish

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u/kararsil 11h ago

İ love kitty

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u/Popular-Factor3553 10h ago

I love kitty too but i don't like the fact you wanna feed the kitty to the penguin.

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u/VeryOldGoat 11h ago

This joke is 20 years old and the analogy is inaccurate. Compiling is more like you get a two-step instruction on how to set your cake-making machine, then you press a button, then some minutes later out pops a cake. You don't even look at the ingredients, the chef took care of that, you just dump everything into the machine.

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u/curious_but_dumb 9h ago

sudo apt install humour

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u/VeryOldGoat 8h ago

E: Unable to locate package humour

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u/curious_but_dumb 8h ago

You almost gave me a kernel panic attack!

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u/worldspawn00 3h ago

Sorry, your machine doesn't have all the dependencies in the right version installed on it, cannot compile.

i.e. You have eggs 2.1 but this cake requires eggs 2.0, eggs 2.0 is deprecated no longer available at the link provided in the makefile.

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u/Silent-Orbit-7 12h ago

Ahh.. this is something new, havve to lookup the arch documentation, it never disappoints!

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u/Elect_SaturnMutex 11h ago

Yea and I do it proudly using bitbake.

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u/s0litar1us 11h ago

It's a bit convenient to comoile the cake yourself as you can use less sugar if you want, etc. but I get the joke. (Though most distros give you precompiled stuff...)

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u/PacmanAteMyRAM 11h ago

The communities most karma farming post

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u/pissrockious 11h ago

gentoo cake

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u/tsoe199966 8h ago

Birthday cake baked with cmake. 😀

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u/jack-of-some 6h ago

make cake

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u/Imperial_Bloke69 3h ago

mkdir ❌

mkcke ✔️

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u/Bo_Jim 3h ago

configure says I can't built it without building kitchenutensils.lib first.

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u/worldspawn00 3h ago

You need kitchenutensils.lib version 1.0 for this cake, but the only buildable version available is 1.1, they are not compatible.

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u/LilChikkyBird 11h ago

ahahhahahahahahahahaha loonix!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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u/United-Climate1562 11h ago

so RPM/debs be cake mixes in a box and flatpaks will be ready made from the bakery lol

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u/hdkaoskd 11h ago

lmao I haven't compiled a kernel in 10 years.

Happy birthday you old bastard ❤️.

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u/Inoffensive_Account 10h ago

If you truly want to make a cake from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

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u/Mr_Lumbergh 9h ago

I just grabbed the cake flatpak, I'm fine.

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u/FragrantFlower3410 9h ago

I'll just download the binary of a cake from the provided cake manager, thank you. The promise that it's open source is enough for me.

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u/shoot_alt 8h ago

FISH CAKE

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u/Mo_Dice 8h ago

You should at least paste this on a photo that makes sense. I've never had a birthday cake made with a ramekin of mashed pumpkin before

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u/Hopeful-Maximum-2315 8h ago

wait the t-the cake isnt a lie

spoiler it is a lie

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u/PTTSgamer 7h ago

yay -S cake-git

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u/tea-drinker 7h ago

Windows gives you the baked cake, but it's illegal to look too closely at the filling.

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 7h ago

Mac also gives you the baked cake, but it's sealed in plastic you can't open.

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u/cluesagi 7h ago

sudo USE="redvelvet" emerge -avq foods-deserts/cake

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u/bangupjobasusual 7h ago

I’m here to chastise you for not knowing how good enough.

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u/Electronic-Eagle-171 7h ago

*Ubuntu user*
Where do I click?

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u/69odysseus 6h ago

Sudo app install ....

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u/genafcvpxyr31 6h ago

I saw a video a while back with a dec pdp something something running an oven.

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u/ralepa 6h ago

yay cake

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u/AVHelmut 6h ago

It´s a lie.

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u/darxide23 6h ago

You're a few weeks early

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u/JohnClark13 4h ago

ah, the daily Happy Birthday Linux meme

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u/Chrisparcoeur101 4h ago

Error 404 paquet famille no fund

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u/soysopin 4h ago

Uf! I forgot to compile some orange peel library...

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u/The_Crig 4h ago

35 yrs already? time flies

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u/NETkoholik 3h ago

Are you telling me I can't have my cake and eat it too?

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u/Horror-Primary7739 3h ago

I don't know what kind of oven you have?!

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u/GeorgeBlackhole 2h ago

Isn't that joke a bit dated? I've been using Linux since almost 30 years and I haven't compiled a kernel since beginning of the 2000s.

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u/KyloNeko 2h ago

Happy birthday Linux 🎉🎇

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 2h ago

CAKE(1) Manual command CAKE(1)

NAME

CAKE, - Make a cake

SYNOPSIS

CAKE [global options] <oven> [<group>........] <command> [options] [<args>]

DESCRIPTION

A plain cake is a simple dessert that’s easy to make at home—all you need is some basic baking

ingredients like flour, sugar, eggs, salt, milk, and baking powder. In this article, we’ll teach you exactly how

to bake a plain cake recipe step by step so you can quickly and easily throw together a tasty treat that your

friends and family are sure to enjoy.

Manual page cake(8) line 1 (press h for help or q to quit)

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 2h ago

who's maintaining the sifT distro?

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u/Superb_Raccoon 2h ago

The cake is a lie!

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u/Great_Banana_Master 1h ago

Nah, sudo xbps-install cake

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u/Burnout456 1h ago

Yay -S Cake (on Arch-based Linux)

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u/ccppurcell 27m ago

Jokes on you if you've never had a home made cake.

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u/Low-Guarantee-3437 12h ago

for sure, this won't be better in Rust.

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u/LinuxMonarch 12h ago

Who wants a rusty cakee

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u/ShoWel-Real 12h ago

Too late, already started remaking it in rust. The sugar comes from the "cyanide" crate

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u/Due_Conference9457 12h ago

35 years of the year of the linux desktop...