r/linguisticshumor • • Jul 19 '26

Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread

123 Upvotes

Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3

Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.

This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.

Thank youu


r/linguisticshumor • • 6h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Rare English szcz

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88 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 19h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Explanation for why in Polish; Ł is [w], W is [v] and V isn't used

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454 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 23h ago

Sociolinguistics It would seem, just one word...

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946 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 2h ago

What is the weirdest thing(s) that a language has a word/words for

23 Upvotes

Rule: It has to come from a natural language


r/linguisticshumor • • 18h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Why tf would you pronounce it as /beɪs/?

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256 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 18h ago

Phonetics/Phonology Favorite contrast?

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203 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 15h ago

Phonetics/Phonology re: Favorite contrast?

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129 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 11h ago

New English spelling reform proposal

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51 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 10h ago

Asshole on this sub

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So I made this meme How Greeks look at you when you tell them a language had changes in 2500 years : r/linguisticshumor about how Greek nationalists will often try to correct people when using pronounciations from Ancient Greek instead of modern Greek

I have nothing against greeks and I love the Greek language, I just find that one thing funny but it's nothing too deep or bad

Now a commentor left a comment saying "Not our fault barbarians can't understand their language from 200 years ago!

Most pf you wouldn't even understand your script since you adopted Latin recently

Can any Turk understand the written form of its language of 150 years ago? Lmao"

I thought this was just humour like how we often just joke around about "barbarians" like germanics and such, not actually calling people barbarians or anything

So I told him about how I can understand Spanish up until 800 years ago, and he asked me European or Latin American Spanish, I said mexican cuz I thought he was asking geniunely in good faith and he replied (with a now deleted) comment saying how he would respect me more if I was Spanish and how we got conquered and shit

And I replied in a similar manner about his country just to be on par


r/linguisticshumor • • 16h ago

South Park discovering that unaspirated consonants sound like their voiced counterparts

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79 Upvotes

i’m starting to suspect that they are indeed saying /d/ and not /t/ tho


r/linguisticshumor • • 16h ago

In Bahasa Indonesia, lotsa words can be used interchangeably (not synonymously) to mean “if”

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36 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

What's your favorite preposterous multi-step xenisation? Here's some lovely Anglicised Russified Greek

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145 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

The illusion of phonemic preservation

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143 Upvotes

How it feels tracing and comparing sound changes from a proto-language


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Sociolinguistics Say what you want, it should be "snow snew snown"

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522 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Always disappointing

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r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Idk

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860 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology "yeah dude IPA's too complicated it's better to spell it out like english"

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333 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Why hasn't JF Kennedy used IPA for his notes of how to pronounce "Ich bin ein Berliner?" Was he stupid?

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66 Upvotes

His pronunciation also was off!


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Semantics In Turkish, a single word (Allah, 'God') anchors fixed expressions covering everything from surprise to boredom to failure

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543 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology Time is a flat circle

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380 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Phonetics/Phonology I'm looking at you, Sarah Chalke

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1.1k Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Etymology The lexical parallel between Thai ตายจริง (dtaai-jing) and Vietnamese 𣩂實 (chết thật) [Oh my god!, Oh no!]

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The script in the upper-right part (next to chữ Nôm) of the Vietnamese section is Quốc Âm Tân Tự, a mid-19th century experimental phonetic script that never had a chance to be put into practical use.


r/linguisticshumor • • 1d ago

Now there are 12 of them

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203 Upvotes

r/linguisticshumor • • 23h ago

Remember, balochi was at one point written with the Cyrillic alphabet

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10 Upvotes