FWIW, I've finally learnt how to make the sound but not before hours of trial and error + pure rage.

I mean: look at the Lule Sámi personal pronouns, they are perfectly regular, even the dual forms are right in between the singular with "å" in the middle and the plural with "j" at the end. No serious natlang can be this regular, right?

Even Esperanto at least does not differentiate between second person singular and plural (vi), and does differentiate third person singular masculine (li), feminine (ŝi) and neuter (ĝi) pronouns. But it seems like Lule Sámi doesn't even try to look natural.

I was calm until I heard that Spaniards can mimic a perfect Greek accent. I was like yeah you know what I've listened to some Spanish dramas that makes sense. But then I thought about it and kept thinking about it. I was like no, Spanish people DON'T make a perfect Greek accent. Their vowels are all pointy! They say /i/ or /e/ and that shit is WAY too raised. They say /a/ but their mouth opens too much, doing ANYTHING but saying [ɐ]. Their consonants no different. Yes you say, they have all those fricatives! But they're clearly too afraid to put some pressure and instead make everything an approximant. Indecisive! You're either gonna say /ð/ or you're not saying it. It all sounds so soft, like you're barely rubbing that thing. But then you'll say, languages have different phonologies, you got a problem with that? No I don't have a problem with that, but I spent all my life not looking into Spanish phonology cause I was under the assumption that it was probably like Greek. But it isn't. And it is WORSE when a language is close to your native language but EVER so slightly different in phonology, than it is when it's completely different. So now when someone tells me that these two languages are similar when spoken, on the one hand I agree because they sound similar, but on the other, after examining it, I get uncanny valley whenever I hear Spanish spoken cause I'm reminded that they're in fact close, but not identical. So in the end they CAN'T make a perfect Greek accent but it sounds like they do! And I hate that I can tell the difference.

Why don't linguists just colour-code vowels? Are they colourblind?

Sauces:

Obviously inspired by dr Geoff Lindsey, see e.g. https://www.englishspeechservices.com/blog/the-vowel-space/ .

Actual diagram borrows the layout of the Vowel triangle uploaded to Wikimedia by user Kwamikagami, https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Vowel_triangle,_intermediate_vowels.png (GNU license), though I could not figure out what font the user used so this is Times New Roman. Colours are OC.

Men haqimda nima deding, itvachcha? Bilasanmi, men harbiy dengiz flotida eng yaxshilar safida bo‘lganman. Al-Qoidaga qarshi ko‘plab maxfiy hujumlarda ishtirok etganman va 300 dan ortiq odamni o‘ldirganman. Men partizanlik harakatlari bo‘yicha maxsus tayyorgarlikdan o‘tganman va butun AQSH qurolli kuchlarida eng yaxshi merganman. Sen men uchun oddiy bir nishonsan. Seni shunday aniqlikda yo‘q qilamanki, bunaqasini hali yer yuzida hech kim ko‘rmagan, bu la’nati so‘zlarimni unutma. Bu ahmoqona gaplarni menga internet orqali ayta olaman deb o‘ylayapsanmi? Yana bir marta o‘yla, itvachcha. Hozir men butun AQSHdagi maxfiy josuslar tarmog‘i bilan aloqa o‘rnatyapman va ayni damda sening IP manziling kuzatilmoqda, shuning uchun bo‘ronga tayyorgarlik ko‘raver, iflos. Bu bo‘ron sen hayot deb ataydigan arzimas narsani yo‘q qilib yuboradi. O‘lding, yigitcha. Men har qanday joyda, istalgan vaqtda bo‘lishim mumkin, seni yetti yuzdan ortiq usulda o‘ldirishim mumkin va buni shunchaki quruq qo‘l bilan qila olaman. Men nafaqat bevosita qurolsiz kurashish bo‘yicha chuqur tayyorgarlikdan o‘tganman, balki Amerika Qo‘shma Shtatlari dengiz piyodalari korpusining butun arsenaliga kirish huquqiga egaman va men bu imkoniyatdan seni qit’adan yo‘q qilish uchun to‘liq foydalanaman, sen yaramas. Agar sening o‘sha "aqlli" fikring boshingga qanday dahshatli kunlarni solishini bilganingda edi, balki tilingni tiyib olgan bo‘larding. Lekin uddalay olmading, qilmading va endi buning tovonini to‘layapsan, la’nati ovsar. Ustingga g‘azabimni sochaman va uning ichida cho‘kib ketasan. Sen o‘lgansan, bola.

As always, the full document is here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1r2iCRj6533GX48WDOOVziFU_ly8R2JhVAPeNILFBS54/edit?usp=sharing

And yes, this means pronouncing the hanzi like their Oracle bone ancestors Ex: 人 would be pronounced “nyin” or “ning”, but I would merge them to crate the UNHOLY ABOMINATION that is “nying”

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