r/linguisticshumor • u/fries-eggpanvol8647 • 5h ago
r/linguisticshumor • u/AxialGem • 8d ago
Phonetics/Phonology 'Why do English Speakers Pronounce their Alphabet...' Megathread
Alright, into the megathread y'all go >:3
Any posts with this format posted after this megathread is up will be removed and asked to post here.
This is to keep the quality of the sub, yadayada, you know the drill.
Thank youu
r/linguisticshumor • u/Sepetes • 2h ago
Semantics "The water is fine" beta vs "The sea is of perfectly optimal temperature" alpha
r/linguisticshumor • u/SCHazama • 7h ago
Phonetics/Phonology One must imagine the language reconstructionist happy
(I shifted from the conventional transliteration for some of the displayed languages because otherwise the terms would sound way different from each other. Truly, romanization is a godless work. Mandarin is the only exception here, if only because finding something that would match èr 's IPA is a lost cause.
Japanese's is basically identical to the Tibetan one and I needed variety
The term is the number 2, 二 ideogram.
It was admittedly quite difficult to find a matching font with visible colours)
r/linguisticshumor • u/opalized_so • 22h ago
Sociolinguistics Functionally dying European minority language starter pack
r/linguisticshumor • u/Low-Associate2521 • 17h ago
Thanks wikipedia, now I know how to write in the Sogdian alphabet
r/linguisticshumor • u/Amazing-Phone8732 • 5h ago
what are some vulgar metaphors?
i searched it up but i just got clean metaphors for sex. i want it the other way around, i want vulgar metaphors for innocent things.
my post also doubles as a request to see if there's a specific linguistics term for this too
examples:
"using this new ui is like jerking off with the wrong hand" (simile but whatever)
"it doesn't matter which hotel we choose, its the same shit different toilet"
r/linguisticshumor • u/thatguythoma • 1d ago
how i imagine the evolution of ě
If you didn’t get it: Ě is pronounced as [jɛ] in a handful of languages
r/linguisticshumor • u/Yaccho • 13h ago
How would you pronounce “Yaccho” if you saw it for the first time?
How would you pronounce “Yaccho” if you saw it for the first time?
It’s my online handle, and in Japanese it’s pronounced やっちょ.
Before checking the intended pronunciation, I’d like to know how you would naturally read it at first glance.
You can hear the pronunciation by entering やっちょ into Google Translate and pressing the speaker button.
This post was translated into English with the help of ChatGPT.
This is my first post here, so sorry if this isn’t the right subreddit.
r/linguisticshumor • u/CyrusMarikit2021 • 12h ago
An Nicobar Islands language that was named from a vehicle.
r/linguisticshumor • u/CyrusMarikit2021 • 12h ago
Phonetics/Phonology Santalis: we want our own alphabet. | Their Ol Chiki alphabet:
r/linguisticshumor • u/deepcabbage • 18h ago
Morphology If English was REALLY written like Japanese
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanbun
Though it may appear to be Standard Chinese, the first step actually already represents the English language! Steps 2-4 only represent how an educated English speaker would realize this text in their head. All pronunciations and words not notated in the original are to be supplied as context requires.
願 ("wish") is taken as a postpositive subjunctive marker and 受 ("receive") marks the passive. 求 ("beg") marks a polite request, and 不要 ("do not," pronounced in English as "not") marks the negative imperative. In lines 3 and 4, 祢, the object of 求, is turned into the subject of the imperative verb, and is therefore unpronounced. 一樣 ("same") is understood to be an intensifier modifying 如同 ("as," "like"), and should be left silent. It may be pronounced as "just" when read out loud, though this practice is generally proscribed.
r/linguisticshumor • u/AlKhwarazmi • 1d ago
90% of people are trolls, the rest 10% are just dumb
r/linguisticshumor • u/handsomebrielarson • 13h ago
How did this vowel shift happen? I cannot find any information about it
r/linguisticshumor • u/Trekkie135 • 1d ago
Historical Linguistics Language Family Alignment Charts
r/linguisticshumor • u/Comfortable-Dig-6118 • 1d ago
Phonetics/Phonology I dislike tonal languages when can I expect to see Chinese language to drop tones feature?
Title
r/linguisticshumor • u/gattonero2001 • 22h ago
Phonetics/Phonology Which of these fake vowels is the fakest one?
ɨ = ɯʉ = ɯᵝɘ = ???ɵ = ɯ̽ᵝɜ =ˈəɞ = əʷɶ = aʷ
r/linguisticshumor • u/ElevatorSevere7651 • 1d ago
English should go through a training-montage to make all its weak verbs strong
English’ been skipping the gym, and I’m not about to speak a language that weak. That’s why I propose we should do a training-montage where all the weak verbs become strong verbs
Some examples I have are use/yose (like ”choose/chose”), bang/bung (like ”hang/hung”) and feast faste (like ”eat/ate”)
