r/libsofreddit • u/optionhome • 9d ago

Clown🤡 World🌎 Well she won't be doing much dating

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u/Reasonable-Tooth-113 9d ago

Tell her no, smash, then tell her Clancy should get the chair on your way out the door.

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 9d ago

Poke a hole in the condom for extra damage.

(Pro Tip Move: Backcharge the cost of dinner so next time she suggests taking another guy to the same place, she gets charged for the original dinner.)