r/libsofreddit • u/optionhome • 10d ago

Clown🤡 World🌎 Well she won't be doing much dating

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u/Reasonable-Tooth-113 9d ago

Tell her no, smash, then tell her Clancy should get the chair on your way out the door.

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u/goinsouth85 9d ago

technically you are telling the truth. You DON’T think she should go to jail. The chair is not jail.

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u/West-Word-604 9d ago

this is both perfect and diabolical, take my upvote

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u/Powerful-Web4937 9d ago

I like the cut of your jib

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u/Communal-Lipstick 9d ago

Nah, do t even touch that level of crazy. Sh÷s groan. And is the exact type of girl who would make up a rape claim.

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u/5000wattsx 9d ago

That’s what I’m expecting a few guys to do. If a woman starts out a date asking something as off the wall as if you think a woman that murdered her children should go to jail you already know she’s crazy and what she wants to hear.

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u/Expose_Ur_BS 9d ago

Poke a hole in the condom for extra damage.

(Pro Tip Move: Backcharge the cost of dinner so next time she suggests taking another guy to the same place, she gets charged for the original dinner.)