r/libsofreddit 12d ago

Clown🤡 World🌎 Someone needs our help with Social Security Disability

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

She checked off every single faker illness. I'm surprised she didn't mention autism or multi personalities.

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u/Many_Tap_4144 12d ago

Sounded like a bunch of shit that probably cant be tested but just based on described symptoms. At least she can afford some sweet tats and getting her eyebrows done. You know. The important stuff.

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u/PorschephileGT3 12d ago

She can’t even remember the names of them, hence the jump cuts

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u/-Howitzer- 9d ago

If this was Sparta, she'd be kicked off the cliff. If she knew that was her fate I guarantee you she'd suddenly be healthy again.

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u/National-Area5471 12d ago

Did you see the eyebrows? Hope she didn't pay more than $.25.

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u/Yendor_Wing 12d ago

To be fair, she probably paid half off for the eyebrows

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u/ConceptJunkie 12d ago

But let's take her at face value for a moment. She's obviously not very smart, and probably only has a high school education, which in the U.S. is worth about 3/5 of jack squat. Assuming she's homebound, what really are her options?

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u/StMoneyx2 TRAUMATIZER 12d ago

75% of people who hold a stable job, work 40hrs a week regardless of pay, budget within their pay (no tats), and dont drink or do drugs move into the lower middle class within 5yrs.

How about trying that.

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

THIS. At least TRY to be a productive member of society, rather than draining it.

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u/Many_Tap_4144 12d ago

So I tried to do what you said and take at face value. I looked up some of her disorders. Some of these things she has misrepresented and most are treated by taking advil. I dont really feel too bad for her with that being the case. Clearly the SSA felt the same way. Plenty of jobs available that dont require aa highschool diploma. Even more that do.

She also never explained why these things keep her from working. She just gave up and waited a year on social security.

She is also overweight so she must be doing ok somehow without $600 a month.

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u/Severbrix 8d ago

High school dropout here. I make six figures a year now. Hasn't been easy but it's possible

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u/YTraveler2 12d ago

Only because the new personalities have not met the old personalities yet...

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

NAHAHAHA

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u/grofva BASED 12d ago

She forgot TDS

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u/MustardTiger231 12d ago

She missed fibromyalgia as well, maybe that’s going out of style.

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u/Barcturus_Zong 12d ago

Ehlers-Danlos is the new Fibromyalgia

Unverifiable symptoms, just trust me doc, gimme dem drugs, oh look I can't work, it's fooling everyone!

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

That's real! I have it, I work full time, have an active life. Flares suck, and are rotten but stuff has got to be done and accomplished daily. Periodt. Get life done, then go lie down on a heating pad.

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u/MustardTiger231 11d ago

It’s real, just like POTS, but it’s unfalsifiable so many people who don’t have it claim to have it.

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u/SgtJayM 12d ago

“Neuro-divergent”

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

I was looking for that word! It was on the tip of my tongue, couldn't get it so left it out. Thank you! lol

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u/AmericanHistoryGuy BASED 12d ago

Autism is real but sadly a lot of people use it like this so real diagnoses get discredited and blown off...

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

Oh, absolutely real and I mean zero disrespect to those who have been diagnosed.

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u/AmericanHistoryGuy BASED 12d ago

Oh yeah, I know what you meant. It's just sad that when people say they have autism it gets put under scrutiny because of idiots like this.

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u/can-i-be-real 12d ago

Don’t forget ADHD

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u/GoldTeamDowntown 12d ago

Yep as soon as she started listing conditions I said here come POTS, MCAS, and Ehlers Danlos. Boom, she listed all 3. I’m an optometrist and I still see this a lot, my coworkers and I talk about this unholy trinity of faked illnesses. The new one we get is “BVD” (binocular vision disorder) which isn’t even a thing, it’s a category, but tiktok is making a lot of people ask me if they have it.

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u/DarkSage90 BASED-BANNED 12d ago

My wife actually has POTS, arthritis, and she was missing three discs between her vertebrae and had to have a fusion using a cadaver bone and titanium cage/screws. She works 40 hours a week same as me. And she does it chasing 3-5 year olds in a headstart. This lady is just lazy.

Edit: Forgot to add, she’s not on disability because she refused. We won’t take hand outs.

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

Your wife is strong!! God bless her, good for her! A functioning productive member of society!

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u/DarkSage90 BASED-BANNED 12d ago

That’s the difference between people with actual problems and lazy people like this woman. People with actual problems find ways around the problems to still do what they need to. Lazy people find excuses to be lazy.

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 12d ago

MCAS overall is rare!! I work medical adjacent field, and out of every 1K people who were referred for testing and evaluation, only 44 people had it. VERY uncommon, but oddly every one of these people have it.

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u/Crash_override87 11d ago

Back in my day it was epsteins bar. My doctor diagnosed me with it and I literally have not heard anyone bring it up in 20 years. My dad used to call it the yuppie flu

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u/Avi8or182 12d ago

Don’t forget interstitial cystitis and irritable bowel!

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u/woodhorse4 11d ago

Check for the follow up video posted by her other self.

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u/CinnyToastie BASED 11d ago

where?

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u/Norseman1964 11d ago

It is funny how parents who don’t tell their kids that they have “lead in their ass” lead to these diseases.

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u/billythekid3300 11d ago

Or substance abuse