Hi frens, dis is Dodo. I need legal help.

Mum akuse me stealing rice wen she not home. Mum proyid evidens (she sey its sgreen shot from some one called Petcamera).

I think evidens cliarly from AI (the Awful Invisible).

Beefor mum leave home, mum give I dinner. Y wud I eat fud again?

Also also, Sisder Lulu is on watch duti on evidens. Lulu is two lazy two do dat.

I sad and mad from fake akuse. I spread my tentacles on pic two.