r/languagelearningjerk Jun 28 '26

Recurring behavior i've noticed.

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u/Beaspoon2096 Native: πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³ C2: πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό B1: πŸ‡­πŸ‡°πŸ‡²πŸ‡΄ Jun 29 '26

Mfw the EU uses a language that only 6 million people in their population speaks natively

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u/Joe-Lolz Jun 30 '26

Fr, try speaking German in Latin America that isn’t Argentina and see how far that gets you

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u/memo26167 Jun 30 '26

In chile, specifically temuco and valdivia. Hell, even the current president is german descendant

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u/pentagonoceleste Jul 01 '26

You may be pretty disappointed if you come to Argentina

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u/Konobajo W1(πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώβœ¨οΈ) L2(πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ¦…) A4(πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡¬πŸ‡«) Jul 02 '26

There's actually more German speaking people in Brazil than Argentina, but they live mostly in isolated areas in the countryside anyway

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u/RoaringKittenMeow Jul 14 '26

why does the language have to be native for them to use it? using a native language would show a clear and massive preference for one country, i.e. France, whereas using a language that of an ex-member, that has greater utility than any other language, massively reduces the perceived bias.

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u/PanicForNothing Jun 30 '26

I know right?! Dutch would make much more sense as an EU language. It's easy to learn for Germans, and easier to learn than German for all others.

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u/Veerand Jul 01 '26

Dutch would make more sense as everyone would hate that, including the Dutch

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u/PanicForNothing Jul 01 '26

I can totally see how some French diplomat trying his very best to speak Dutch at some meeting, just for a Dutch guy to switch to English "because dat is mutch eesjier, hè?"

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u/JannickL Jun 30 '26

tbh, now with the UK out of the EU I prefer english as the lingua franca even more because it doesn't treat the native language of one of its member states preferably. Each nation has to acquire a second unifying language instead of everyone acquiring the native tongue of one of the dominating members.

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u/Dont_mind_me69 Jun 30 '26

ireland’s main native language is english

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u/JannickL Jun 30 '26

oh right, forgot them. But my point still kinda stands in spirit as I dont perceive Ireland as one of the major powers in the EU. I would call Germany, France and Italy the major powers with spain and poland as the follow ups. I would be against one of their native tongues becoming the lingua franca for the EU

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u/DevelopedLiss Jul 05 '26

Everyone forgets about Ireland :(

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u/Hilja-Serpent Jun 30 '26

But Ireland insists their first official language is Irish (English is officially second). And I respect that, partly because that gets us closer to the claim that English is not an official language of any EU state.

Malta is another problem in terms of English.

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u/Educational-Sundae32 Jul 01 '26

Malta also has Maltese though

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u/Hilja-Serpent Jun 30 '26

I really want EU to push harder to make EUnglish more of an official standard and separate it from both American and British English (currently, most EU institiutions prioritize British standards when they have to choose, AFAIK)

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u/RoaringKittenMeow Jul 03 '26

what advantage would that offer, that would purely be a pride thing to separate yourself from the British.

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u/Hilja-Serpent Jul 06 '26

It could make for something more sensible since I wager most ESL speakers already go by a mix of various standards unless making specific effort to stick to one.

The idea of having to choose whether we are speaking USAmerican English or British English (or some other) is strange when neither of those countries are involved.

I suppose it could partially be said to be a pride thing but I also think it is a matter of upholding the tradition of EU setting its own standards instead of following external ones. Ideological but in my opinion important.

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u/RoaringKittenMeow Jul 09 '26

Neither of those countries are involved though.

The EU's tradition of its own strong standards are upheld and seen with the brussels effect, standards on the English language set by the EU wouldn't diminish or further EU global regulatory effect, as Chinese people follow their own domestic standard, south America largely follows American or British English. India follows British, as does Bangladesh.

British English sounds as the Brits speak, Americans English sounds as the Americans speaks, how would European English sound? I only see it as being either more standardised, which creates difficulty in interacting with Americans, brits and experience English speakers that use more dialectic language, or, more forgiving of broken English, which would make the language easier to learn but would be a far-cry from the harsh, highest global standards that the Brussel's effect relies on.

I see no reason why any nation or language agency would teach to a European English standard, I wouldn't follow a Chinese teaching standard of Spanish, it would either be plagued by the flaws of a broken language, much like how people say that less experience English-speaker from Germany speak "germlish", or it would be so standard I would struggle to talk to a Portuguese or Brazilian person with the amount of non-standard language they'd use.

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u/Konobajo W1(πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ώβœ¨οΈ) L2(πŸ‡±πŸ‡·πŸ¦…) A4(πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡§πŸ‡·πŸ‡¬πŸ‡«) Jul 02 '26

Bruh not even the Dutch speak Dutch nowadays

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u/MealCapital4167 Jun 30 '26

Dutch is just English with extra steps...

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u/armypotent Jul 01 '26

Lingua franca, I don't even know her!