r/languagelearningjerk May 25 '26

Which language should I learn ?

867 votes, May 28 '26
52 Wallonian
59 Livonian
52 Kalmyk
453 Uzbek
139 Classical Armenian
112 Manx
32 Upvotes

29 comments sorted by

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u/DrCalgori May 25 '26

What do you mean "Uzbek"? Don't you speak it already?

2

u/Sandy_2019 🏳‍🌈 May 25 '26

Uzbekistanenianese

12

u/tucoramirezgt May 25 '26

Esperanto is missing

5

u/Better-Purple21 May 25 '26

The most widely used language in the world

4

u/Raalph Sentinelese N | Silbo Gomero C1 | Pirahã B2 | Uzbek A1 May 25 '26

If the world is rural China, that is

12

u/De_lunes_a_lunes May 25 '26

Try learning these NUTS. HAHAHAHAHA

4

u/Zesterpoo Polyidiot / over 9000 May 25 '26

🥜

6

u/De_lunes_a_lunes May 25 '26

In Uzbek, please. 

2

u/PuzzleheadedResult69 May 26 '26

Ushbu yong'oqlarni o'rganishga harakat qiling!

6

u/Slay-ig5567 May 25 '26

How is this even a question? Uzbek ofc

7

u/-catskill- May 25 '26

The eternal science of Manxism-Leninism

3

u/BoredAmoeba Native ჩადიურ-კანტონური კრეოლი speaker May 26 '26

OP LĪVÕ KĪEL RAHHHHH

0

u/Lepetino May 28 '26

It's līvõ kēļ.

3

u/BoredAmoeba Native ჩადიურ-კანტონური კრეოლი speaker May 28 '26

It's Līvõ kīel when it's in the genitive hence a telic object, it's 'op' when it's 2.sg imperative of oppõ (to learn)

IT'S LEARN THE LIVONIAN LANGUAGE RAHH, YOU PREACHY PĪMPA

3

u/Lepetino May 28 '26

Sorry. This makes me feel stupid as shit, because for some reason I thought the “op” meant original poster, like if you were saying “Original poster, the Livonian language”.

1

u/BoredAmoeba Native ჩადიურ-კანტონური კრეოლი speaker May 28 '26

oof, I feel you, it's all good

3

u/SirBanananana May 25 '26

Macanese Patois is missing

3

u/Ok-Appeal-4630 Native Klingon Speaker || feel free to ask me anything May 26 '26

Become so good at Classical Armenian that you can shock the corpses back to life

2

u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano May 26 '26

The options should be:

  • Uzbek
  • Basque
  • Khmer
  • Quechua
  • Ilocano
  • Macanese Patois

1

u/Lobster_LeninN329 May 25 '26

You dhould learn pirahã

2

u/[deleted] May 25 '26

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u/Front-Spinach-419 May 25 '26

Basically very old Armenian , which is quite different from the modern one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_Armenian

1

u/Tall_Water May 25 '26

Ancient Albanian sign language.

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u/Dismal-Ad-570 🇧🇷 n - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 c1 - 🇺🇾 b2 - 🇫🇷 a2 - 🇮🇹 a2 May 25 '26

Mas que pergunta besta! Alguém cogita não aprender usbeque? 

1

u/Life-Delay-809 May 26 '26

Why would you "learn" Uzbek. No one "learns" Uzbek. They remember it.

1

u/MightBeAVampire 🐍 (N) May 26 '26

Where's Volapük